Denard in ASCII

Submitted by MGauxBleu on

So, not sure if this is going to work, but ASCII art.

                                          IMIMM.            
                      IIIII              MII7IIM            
                    IIIIIIII7.          MMMZIIII            
                   II77IIIIIM7 N. ..:.MM.$MMMMMM            
                   MMIIMMMM7M  MMMMMMMMMMM MMMM. M          
                   MMMMMMM M.  ..MMMMMMMMMMIM               
                 IMMMMMMM .M           MMMMMMMI. M..        
                7 MMMMMMMM .         ~ I MMMMMM.MMI         
                MMMMMMMMMMIIM         MMMMMMMMMMM.          
              MMMMMMMMMMM7II77.   . ~,MMMMMMMMMMMMM         
           MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIII777IMMMMMNMMM. ..MM7         
        .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM   7MMMM7MMMMMMM MMIM    .          
       .  MMMMMMMMMMMM            .MM  .77IIM               
       MII7I MMMMMMM               M  MIIIII7N              
       .IIIII MMMM..              .IMMM7IIIIII7.            
        IIIII7M  .               ..IMMMM7M7MMMII.           
        MMI77III7.               .IIIMMM77MMMMM7            
M       IMMMM7II7I.              MIIIIII7MMMMM              
MM....  7MMMMM7III              .MIII7MMMMMMM.              
MMM.MMMMIIMMMMMI7II.           .MIIIIMI.MMMM                
..MMMM7MMIMMM7MMMII7           MM7II7.. MMM                 
    MMMMMM7MMM=IM7M7.       8MMMMMMM      M.                
       MMMMMMM MIM7      ..MMMMM7.     MMM=                 
         .   D7MMM      MM IMM8.      MMMM.                 
            MMMMMM    MMMMMM.        IMMMMM...     ..   .  .
     ...   7MMMM7I77M,M.MM7::=ODMMMMM77MM 7MM7MIIMMMMMMIMIMM
MM7MMIMIMMI MMMMIIIMM7M.MMMMMIMIMMMMI7MIMMMMM7MMI777IMMM7MII
MMMMMMMMMMMMM.MMMMMMMIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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icactus

September 24th, 2010 at 12:31 AM ^

IM?7DDDDDDD7++IMI                                        
                   MDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD7++M                                    
               :8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD++M                                 
             MDDDDDDDD++++++++++++++8DDDDDDDDD++$                               
           MDDDDDO++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++M                             
         8DDDD++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++M                           
        MDDD++++++++DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD+++++++++++++++++?                          
       DDO++++++8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD++++++++++++++++++++                         
      DD++++++DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD++++++++++++++++++++M+   I                    
     D+++++7DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD+++++++++++++++++~ NDND DND8                   
    8++++7DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD++++++++++++++++++M DDNDD=DDD,                  
   M++++DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD7+++++++++++++++++++++I8NDDDMMDDD                  
   +++ODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD$+++++++++++++++++++++++++IMNDDDNDDDDDDD                 
  M++DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDI++++++++++++++++++++++MNDDDDDNMODDDD MDDN                 
  M+DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD++++++++++++++++MDDDDN8++++MM      M                    
  +DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD7++++++++++MDNN7++8MMMMMMMMMMM I                     
  DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD++++++NDNDM?IMMMMMMMMMMMDD                       
  DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD+DDM+DDMMMMMMMMMMMM MDN                      
  DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNDDMDDMMMMMMMMM M  DD8                     
  DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMDD8~NDNMMMMMMMMMN  :DD                     
  DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNDNDDDMMMNDMMMMMMMMMDD, MDN                    
  MDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNDMDDMDMMMMDDMM    MO NDD ND8                   
  MDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNDNDDDDDMMMMMDD      M   NDDDDI     =8MMMN       
   DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNNMDDDD8DDMMMMNDM     ~M    MMDMNMNNDNDDDDDN      
   MDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMMMMMDDDDDDDDNDDDDMDDDDNM8M8MMMNNDDDDDDDDDDNMDD    DDM     
    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMMMMMMMDNDDMMDDNNMDDMMMMNDDDDDDNNMM8:    DD   MDN   MDD     
    MDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMMMMMDDDMDMDDDMMDDDD=MMM8MDN    ~NDDNM~ MDN   DDI  8MDO    
     MDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMMMDDDMDNMMDMDDDDDMDMMO  NDM   I=,MMDDDDDDNDDMDNNDDDDN    
      DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMMMNDDDDDDDDDNMDM     DD   M     IMNDDDDDDDDNMO DD    
      MDDDDDDDDDDDD8DDDDDDDDDDDDD8MDD8MNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNMND  MDM   NDM   
      M DDDDDDDDDDDDDDMDDDDMDDDD8M:DDDDDMDM   IMMMMMM~          ~DDI7DN   ODM   
         DDDDDDDDDDDI DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8DO       DDM             NDDDD    DD   
       ~ ~DDDMOIMDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8DM:  =MMM, DDD              NDDDNM~DD   
         MM MMMM M MD8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMDDM           NDDN:            NDMNNDDM   
         8  IMI      8DDD8MDDDDDDMMDDDD~              MDDDDNMM888MMDDDDDDDM~    
                         MMDDDDDDDDMI                     MNDDDDDDNMO           
                                                                                
                                                                                

 

Sadly no skill necessary anymore: http://www.glassgiant.com/ascii/

Brodie

September 24th, 2010 at 2:35 PM ^

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

Brodie

September 24th, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.