Say it ain't so
Say it ain't so
Really hope this is just a joke and he's ok. It is pretty odd that it comes out so late. It would not be a funny joke.
On what planet could:
"Out for the year... Another Damn shoulder injury"
...possibly be interpreted as a joke, since jokes are, you know, supposed to be funny and stuff?
I'm sorry but suggesting that's a joke is just wishful thinking.
Ok - His profile pic is the NCAA '12 video game cover, with himself photoshopped onto it.
Given that context, the video game version of himself could've had a season ending shoulder injury. In that case, this status update would make sense as a joke.
Son of a bitch.. I really hope Wolverine 2012 is right. This would be a big blow, and our depth would go from meh to nonexistant
So hypothetically, if this is true, what does our MIKE lb depth look like? Evans and...?
than my college girlfriend. Well, time to fire up the sex machine and surf the internet.
Can have such good and bad meanings.
Spoke to him
Now ask him what his deal is.
If you are lying, I swear to god...
If not, then you are my hero.
But if you're lying, I really swear to god...
Spoke to him
Why would he do such a thing
I hope you wouldn't lie about this, the board has a very long memory and even though you can't be sent to Bolivia this would be an unforgivable sin.
Wolverine2012 just gained big points in my eyes. He came through with valuable info in a time of need. I look forward to upvoting you in the future.
I just talked to JFK and it turns out he was not assassinated but was simply tired of being the President. Him and LHO own a timeshare in the Bahamas.
I am even glad you double posted it!
Apparently he posted another facebook status discrediting the first. Anybody friends with him who can check?
It was just posted on his Facebook that someone hacked his account, he loves Michigan, bleeds maize and blue and that him and his teammates are gonna fight till the last man standing. Thank God!!
Haha. Well, at least he knows how much we all value him. I was ready to hang myself but decided that I'd wait until Misopogon or Tim used this as further evidence of "oversigning." :)
Dear asshole hacker,
"You hacked Kenny, you bastard!"
He's Fine!!!!!!!! He said someone hacked his FB (according to someone who saw his FB just now, and then posted in the facebook group).
Is actually a hacker covering up the actual injury.
DUM DUM DUUUMMMM!!!
Another twist, this story is getting crazy!
i really only started paying attention when megan was writing but that one looks fun
209. Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design.
Damn kids with their twatters and myfaces!
They like to do what, exactly, in your face?
This thread should be left up just so everybody who already went to bed should have to shit their pants like the rest of us
Yeah, people will wake up tomorrow and have to scroll through 60 panicked posts before they learn that he is fine.
It appears as if several players have had their twitter accounts hacked. Several players have posted some pretty random stuff lately, such as links for weight loss products making money from working at home. Also jake ryan said his account was hacked recently. Luckily Kenny is ok, i am looking forward to watching him on the field this year.
Phew. I thought I was gonna have to make another Final Fantasy .gif.
Please do, anyway
You should make one for Ohio
the hacker is like this right about now
Credit to Maizenbrew comment
Speaking of Ohio, I have some friends we haven't seen in months and they are suckeyes. The first thing they said to me after all of us gave it to them - you can't tell me Michigan doesn't do the same thing. It's not even though they think anything is wrong. We all bashed them for a good 20 minutes before the dust storm out here in AZ. Why turn it on Michigan all the time. I hate them.
So is it safe to go back to laughing at TP?
For the health of mgobloggers everywhere, I think this thread should be taken down.
The title got edited, so that should cut down on heart attacks for mgobloggers tomorrow morning.
Almost shit my pants there for a minute. This is why you always make sure that you sign off when you use facebook on a friend's computer.
rubbed the magic stuffed wolvie in his face and he was aiight
He got hurt, Hoke pointed at him and he didn't get any better! The team paniced, and Kenny posted on FB. Hoke, however, calmly pointed at a clock to reverse time to just before the moment of injury. He then prevented said injury from ever happening. Unfotunately, one feature of facebook is that it is not effected by changes in timelines.
Unfotunately, one feature of facebook is that it is not effected by changes in timelines.
Google+ status updates can be changed by time manipulation, Demens should switch.
In case anyone is concerned, I'm hearing that his Facebook wasn't "hacked" per se, but that a friend simply messed around with Kenny's Facebook when he was away from his computer.