Demens - Out for the year? EDIT: No. Facebook hacked.
Source and reasons or it is pure speculation man.
Another reason to hate facebook
For starters where did you hear this? I hope you just woke up from a nightmare.
I'm in absolute panic mode. Freaking out!!!!
Demens just posted it on his Facebook page, so either he/someone who has access to his account is playing a joke or it's true.
What was the exact status update? Copy/paste, verbatim please...
(Just hoping it's possible this is due to a miscommunication. Likely wishful thinking on my part.)
I am calling bullshit. Not sure if it is because I don't want to believe it but why would this come to light at 11:30 on facebook?
That's why I'd like to know exactly what was said. May shed some light on things.
"Out for the year... Another Damn shoulder injury"
MGOBLUESPORTS twitter...not good if in fact true.
Facts? Information? Anyone?
Well if no one has anything concrete, I will just sit here and watch the rumors fly about me. As of now I am not concerned. As of now.
EDIT: This is looking more concrete every second. FUCK.
Holy shit. If this is true then looks like AMSHG had an off-season position switch to middle linebacker with Kellen Jones and now Demens.
Hopefully this isn't true but if it is, man, our depth chart is basically
- Desmond Morgan
Hopefully Morgan was highly underrated by the recruiting services.
He played pretty well in the spring game.
I fucking hope not. I thought this kind of shit was going to stop.
Well good thing we got Evans, the new MIKE and hope for the future.
Damn you AMLBHG!!!
There were rumors of a career-threatening injury to a defensive starter. We definitely will be hurting if this turns out to be true as Demens is our only proven LB returning.
What the fuck does luck keep shitting on the one sports team I REALLY care about?
Well we get depth in the secondary and then... BAM!! Two middle linebackers out of the program.
:looks at rumors:
:looks at depth chart by class:
:goes to get a beer:
Lol, no shit. I was planning on taking it easy tonight, but I might need to bust out the Red Label now! Lets just hope hes messing with us,
I was playing corn hole just discussing out LB core when I heard this. Pass me 2 more...one for the pain if true and another for the swelling. Can the Gods all just get along with Michigan?
Beer? I opened a beer when it OP posted an unsubstantiated rumor; it's time for hard liquour now.
Is there a huge difference in body top and ability of MLB, SLB, WLB?
Can they reshuffle and make things work?
Kind if yes. We played the sprung game without him and Evans was the first time MIKE, then I think Cam was
SAM and not sure who started at WILL
I think Marrel Evans played MIKE in the spring but was expected to slide over to WILL in Fall camp. If this is true, maybe he sticks there and WILL gets even more question marks thrown at it?
We were recruiting too many Linebackers...
This better be a joke he's playing on everyone.
I was with Kenny 5 hours ago and he was fine. I'm assuming nothing has happened to him in the last 5 hours...
Call him up
Were you really with him?
Please God let this be a cruel joke and for you to be right... If you are right you should be the poster child for the return of PosBangs.
And if you are lying to us I will neg you every chance I get! But seriously, thanks for your comments.
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS CALM IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRISIS!!!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
You better not be an OSU fan fucking with us lol!!!
EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS COMMENT. God I hope this is true, why would he post this now if he was fine five hours ago?
He was hurt 2hours ago?
Facebook checkin with kenny demens tagged in it or it didnt happen...
Its possible to have a shoulder injury and not be in a sling or anything especially if he hasn't had surgery or anything yet. He might be able to seem fine but cant hit anyone without hurting or popping his shoulder out.....But God do I hope thats not the case.....Did you guys talk or did you just see him around?
Well lets get some new kittens ready...on the flip side though I'm watching Feder/Henderson on Showtime and this Miesha Tate girl fighting is actually pretty hot.
Miesha Tate is really hot!
Any Chance Antonio Poole moves to the inside? I think he could contribute immediately if this is true.
Someone please provide a .gif of Darth Vaders reaction when he finds out Natalie Portmans dead...
But I'm still holding out hope this isn't true.
On a serious note....maybe just maybe he was talking about NCAA 12 and he took himself out.
It just seems really odd this kinda news comes out this late at night right before a huge recruiting weekend. Yea...I'm going with a NCAA 12 reference.
That's gotta be it!... Gotta be...
Say it ain't so
Really hope this is just a joke and he's ok. It is pretty odd that it comes out so late. It would not be a funny joke.
On what planet could:
"Out for the year... Another Damn shoulder injury"
...possibly be interpreted as a joke, since jokes are, you know, supposed to be funny and stuff?
I'm sorry but suggesting that's a joke is just wishful thinking.
Ok - His profile pic is the NCAA '12 video game cover, with himself photoshopped onto it.
Given that context, the video game version of himself could've had a season ending shoulder injury. In that case, this status update would make sense as a joke.
Son of a bitch.. I really hope Wolverine 2012 is right. This would be a big blow, and our depth would go from meh to nonexistant
So hypothetically, if this is true, what does our MIKE lb depth look like? Evans and...?
than my college girlfriend. Well, time to fire up the sex machine and surf the internet.
Can have such good and bad meanings.
Spoke to him
Now ask him what his deal is.
If you are lying, I swear to god...
If not, then you are my hero.
But if you're lying, I really swear to god...
Spoke to him
Why would he do such a thing
I hope you wouldn't lie about this, the board has a very long memory and even though you can't be sent to Bolivia this would be an unforgivable sin.
Wolverine2012 just gained big points in my eyes. He came through with valuable info in a time of need. I look forward to upvoting you in the future.
I just talked to JFK and it turns out he was not assassinated but was simply tired of being the President. Him and LHO own a timeshare in the Bahamas.
I am even glad you double posted it!
Apparently he posted another facebook status discrediting the first. Anybody friends with him who can check?
It was just posted on his Facebook that someone hacked his account, he loves Michigan, bleeds maize and blue and that him and his teammates are gonna fight till the last man standing. Thank God!!
Haha. Well, at least he knows how much we all value him. I was ready to hang myself but decided that I'd wait until Misopogon or Tim used this as further evidence of "oversigning." :)
Dear asshole hacker,
"You hacked Kenny, you bastard!"
He's Fine!!!!!!!! He said someone hacked his FB (according to someone who saw his FB just now, and then posted in the facebook group).
Is actually a hacker covering up the actual injury.
DUM DUM DUUUMMMM!!!
Another twist, this story is getting crazy!
i really only started paying attention when megan was writing but that one looks fun
209. Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design.
Damn kids with their twatters and myfaces!
They like to do what, exactly, in your face?
This thread should be left up just so everybody who already went to bed should have to shit their pants like the rest of us
Yeah, people will wake up tomorrow and have to scroll through 60 panicked posts before they learn that he is fine.
It appears as if several players have had their twitter accounts hacked. Several players have posted some pretty random stuff lately, such as links for weight loss products making money from working at home. Also jake ryan said his account was hacked recently. Luckily Kenny is ok, i am looking forward to watching him on the field this year.
Phew. I thought I was gonna have to make another Final Fantasy .gif.
Please do, anyway
You should make one for Ohio
the hacker is like this right about now
Credit to Maizenbrew comment
Speaking of Ohio, I have some friends we haven't seen in months and they are suckeyes. The first thing they said to me after all of us gave it to them - you can't tell me Michigan doesn't do the same thing. It's not even though they think anything is wrong. We all bashed them for a good 20 minutes before the dust storm out here in AZ. Why turn it on Michigan all the time. I hate them.
So is it safe to go back to laughing at TP?
For the health of mgobloggers everywhere, I think this thread should be taken down.
The title got edited, so that should cut down on heart attacks for mgobloggers tomorrow morning.
Almost shit my pants there for a minute. This is why you always make sure that you sign off when you use facebook on a friend's computer.
rubbed the magic stuffed wolvie in his face and he was aiight
He got hurt, Hoke pointed at him and he didn't get any better! The team paniced, and Kenny posted on FB. Hoke, however, calmly pointed at a clock to reverse time to just before the moment of injury. He then prevented said injury from ever happening. Unfotunately, one feature of facebook is that it is not effected by changes in timelines.
Unfotunately, one feature of facebook is that it is not effected by changes in timelines.
Google+ status updates can be changed by time manipulation, Demens should switch.
In case anyone is concerned, I'm hearing that his Facebook wasn't "hacked" per se, but that a friend simply messed around with Kenny's Facebook when he was away from his computer.
You should really read, at least skim, the thread before posting.
Just went out for lunch at work only to damn near have a heart attack. Damn kids and their pranks.
At 11:30 my heart was working perfectly fine. Around 11:33 my heart stopped beating. After 40 minutes without a heartbeat, at 12:13 my heart resumed beating.
Thank god, Demens is all right. I bet his friend got a big kick from reading our reactions.
from the ledge....backing...away... from... the... ledge.....
Much better now....
Tell kenny demens to stop clicking links, anything that looks sketchy on facebook always is.
DAMNIT SON OF oh, okay good.
That'll kickstart your morning.