Demar Dorsey is coming to Michigan
Remember earlier today when I said that if "credible internet sources" were accurate, then Megan Fox is ready to fuck me?
Well, Ms. Fox, spread your legs and get ready for the best sex you've ever had.
Dorsey to Michigan. You heard it here first (and I heard it from a credible source, who also told me "you heard it here first", so I must give them their due)
Not a prediction. Not a hope. Take it for what its worth.
Demar Dorsey to Michigan.
I'm definitely looking forward to tomorrow.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:17 PM ^
Well I don't know about your supposed track record, only b/c I don't remember you predicting anything else. But, I do remember you saying something about having a sibling on the team so there is some extra credibility there. who knows, you get constant negs if wrong.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:30 PM ^
I can't recall exactly what he predicted. But there were a couple things right before last season. I think it was who would start/play certain positions. I think it was something to do w/ DRob.
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 PM ^
who predicted Roh would start? I too recall a good track record for him. Thx. for the info/prediction/rumor.
FWIW, it would make some sense that Knight would choose Rutgers if he knew Dorsey was Blue . . .
I just hope that Parker "stays" Blue.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 PM ^
Could you please make a video with Ms Fox, I have a feeling she is a wild one in bed but that is just a guess
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:31 PM ^
Yes. Yes, she is.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 PM ^
Raback Omaba was hacked before--remember when we thought he had a huge meltdown? I wouldn't be surprised if this is a similar scenario.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:37 PM ^
I was trying to figure out if this was true. I think that it was the Dior Mathis post a while back. I thought there was another post explaining the weird behavior, but I can't find it. We should ask him something that only Raback Obama would know as a test.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:44 PM ^
I think I remember Raback having a pretty encyclopedic (and very helpful) knowledge of the national nudey bar scene during a thread a few months back. Maybe a question about all-you-can-eat chicken wings or how to remove poo stains from a dress shirt would confirm his real identity.
And I apologize if I'm thinking of somebody else.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 PM ^
A statement. Demar Dorsey is blue.
Not asking for it now, but run my pt total up tomorrow if you could. Not that I care too much, but I like being in the know
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:06 PM ^
I'm starting to have em0 flashbacks.
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:48 PM ^
I was thinking the same thing. And didn't em0 say he was a longtime poster with credibility during one of the last meltdowns? This would be a sick, sick prank but one with a lot of moxy.
What might be more twisted is how emotionally involved we all are re: commitments...
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:27 PM ^
Well, if you happened to be around Banfield's tomorrow and he does sign with Michigan tomorrow, come on in and I'll buy your beers for the evening!
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 PM ^
so you'll buy beers to any random person who tells you he's Raback?
hmmmmmmm...
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:42 AM ^
So is this "anyone" going to walk around the bar and ask other guys for "their" free beer? I'm pretty sure I'll know who it is when they walk around telling everyone " I told you so"! LOL
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:08 PM ^
oh..well.. because of your avatar, I was going to walk up to the first random blonde chick with a nice ass I saw and say: 'I'm Raback, buy me a beer"
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 PM ^
I'm in for the pos/negbang
I'm also hoping for it to be a posbang
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:33 PM ^
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for accolades, I can tell you I don't have MGoPoints. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If Demar Dorsey commits to and signs with Michigan, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if he doesn't, I will look for you, I will find you...and I will kill you.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:39 PM ^
This right here. This is why I love Mgoblog. Kudos to you my friend.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
I usually don't make this kind of post, but I must say, very well played. Very well played.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
positively brilliant.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 PM ^
Good movie. Very underrated until it popped up on HBO seemingly every day.
Rabbie Obama - I will pos bang you to holy goodness if you are right.
If you are wrong, well.. might as well create a new MGOBLOG avatar.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:44 PM ^
EXTREMELY appropriate on this occaison as well, as we approach a hopefully solid close on NSD tomorrow!
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 PM ^
PERFECT!
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:48 PM ^
Raback Obama (in low, garbled voice):
.....Good luck.
*click*
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 PM ^
I love you man.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 PM ^
Someone else already used this joke on GBW premium this morning except substitute "Parker" for "Dorsey".
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
This was great even though it was posted on GBW earlier today. +1
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM ^
So rare that following recruiting results in killing. Friends, this is what two losing seasons at the greatest football program in the world will do to you.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 PM ^
SING THE PRAISES OF THE LAWDD
OOOOHHHHH LAWWWDDDYYYY
MMMM-HHMMMMM
amazing grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now I'm found, was blind but now I see.
LOVE
PEACE
AFRO GREASE
FOREVER
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:59 PM ^
I am almost more excited to see Raback's point total after tomorrow than whether or not Dorsey signs. It could be a record MGoPoints swing one way or the other, a truly monumental event in MGoBlog history.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 PM ^
I don't know. Bouje's point swing was pretty big.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 PM ^
Please be the truth.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 PM ^
I have a very reliable source...about as reliable as you can get with this stuff.
I expect a commemorative thread in my name tomorrow when the news manifests itself.
Welcome to the family Demar.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 PM ^
You will become the Kirk Herbstreit of MGoBlog.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 PM ^
Unless you are actually the assistant coach responsible for recruiting the kid, what exactly would we be congratulating you for? Calling his commitment 12 hours before the fact?
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 AM ^
Mr. Talbot
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 PM ^
I'll staple your balls to the top of a staircase and push you down them.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 PM ^
I think Raback Omaba's account got hacked again.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 PM ^
I don't know why somebody putting a recruiting prediction in terms of having sex with tatted, overexposed actresses would make anybody skeptical. It's actually a highly technical term indicating a high level of probability.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 PM ^
Now that you have mentioned it, he did claim to have his account "hacked" or someone used his computer a while back. He has seemed like a creditable poster in the past but I have a lingering suspicion after that repeat post above. I guess we will see. I hope it is actually you Raback and not someone using your computer because I have always trusted your posts in the past.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 PM ^
I think Raback has had some sort of zen moment wherein he cast off his earthly need for MGoPoints and is seeking to rid himself of them with a singular moment at an enormous, awe-inspiring rate
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:24 PM ^
I misread your "awe-inspiring rate" as "ass-ripping rape".
Which is exactly what will happen if his prediction doesn't come true.
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:53 PM ^
If Dorsey is Blue...Raback gets intimate with Megan Fox.
If Dorsey is not Blue...Raback gets intimate with Phyllis Diller.
Looking forward to tomorrow.
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 PM ^
+1 for Kalamazoo
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:57 PM ^
He's getting so much attention (raback) its not even funny. He might have just started the thread to get a ton of comments and points. Never know, I hope he's right though.
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^
One of two things:
1) Account got hacked.
2) He is buddies with someone on the team, or some coach on the team (I don't know how old he is), and they leaked something to the effect of "X player got a call from Dorsey today and said he's picking Michigan tomorrow".
Here's hoping #2.
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:47 PM ^
This sounds about right.
I am going to go off the grid till tomorrow morning. I hope when I get up, Dorsey/Parker are blue!
With Ash, and both Talbott brothers!
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:06 PM ^
Players, not coaches. Really hope that his sources are right. Good chance they are. We'll know in 12hrs. Assume this also means Parker is either:
a) going elsewhere
b) holding things tight to the vest until tomorrow am.
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
Raback,
I hope, for your sake it's UM. If so, it's:
If not, you will wake up with this straddling your head:
If not, you will wake up with this straddling your head: