Demar Dorsey is coming to Michigan

Submitted by Raback Omaba on February 2nd, 2010 at 7:32 PM

Remember earlier today when I said that if "credible internet sources" were accurate, then Megan Fox is ready to fuck me? Well, Ms. Fox, spread your legs and get ready for the best sex you've ever had. Dorsey to Michigan. You heard it here first (and I heard it from a credible source, who also told me "you heard it here first", so I must give them their due) Not a prediction. Not a hope. Take it for what its worth. Demar Dorsey to Michigan. I'm definitely looking forward to tomorrow.

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MichMike86

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:37 PM ^

If he doesn't then I am forming a mob and coming for you.

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haletothevickters

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 PM ^

and i have the pitchforks and torches for sale!

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ademock27

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:06 PM ^

Take it fwiw...and i know espn isnt the most reliable source sometimes, okay a lot of the time....but they are reporting that he will choose between USC and Florida State tomorrow.

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wishitwas97

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 PM ^

ESPN is a credible recruiting source? They don't know shit about recruiting.

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ademock27

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 PM ^

and I believe I even mentioned how espn is not reliable...but it was worth mentioning

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JD_UofM_90

February 2nd, 2010 at 10:16 PM ^

on Megan Fox if he is wrong.....

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StephenRKass

February 2nd, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^

so please let this be true.

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StephenRKass

February 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 PM ^

2x post.

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FL_Steve

February 3rd, 2010 at 1:49 AM ^

I'll put copies of the "Styles" section on the floor and turn on some Huey Lewis, lets see you get into Dorsea now!

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da shiz

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:37 PM ^

If your wrong the MGoCommunity will be forced to surgically remove your testicles as punishment.

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KinesiologyNerd

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:46 PM ^

"Surgically" does not imply nearly enough pain, but I agree with sentiments.

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TTUwolverine

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:03 PM ^

I would have gone with "removed with a rusty spoon infected with ebola"

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CRex

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:52 PM ^

If Dorsey doesn't come, I'm betting we can negbomb Raback well into the negatives during all the festivities tomorrow. I hope Raback sepnds tomorrow with Ms. Fox, not the bombing runs, but we shall see!

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Bird of War

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:55 PM ^

We're so gonna Ellen Page from Hard Candy his nutz. Except, ya know, actually do it.

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Lofter4

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:00 PM ^

That movie was bizarre as hell.

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BiSB

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:38 PM ^

or I hate you. I'll know better by this time tomorrow.

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CincyBlue

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:42 PM ^

hope your right about Dorsey. I hear Ms. Fox might wait until after NSD to announce.

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Zone Left

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 PM ^

Make sure to give that anonymous source credit where credit is due. Hope it pans out.

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yostlovesme

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:41 PM ^

THIS DAY JUST GOT ALOT BETTER

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Gardner FTW

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:45 PM ^

I predicted we have a pretty good shot with him and most wrote it off as impossible..

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Don

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:50 PM ^

but I'm remaining skeptical. You'll get your shout-out if it comes to pass.

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Mr. Robot

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:51 PM ^

If you're right, points and an internet. If you're wrong, negbang and an angry mob.

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MGoAndy

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 PM ^

May I suggest -99999, the ultimate negbang?

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JZWolverine

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:54 PM ^

If this is not true, then while you all are surgically removing balls I will be accompanying Ms. Fox as she mourns for the loss of some great sex that should have been due.

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Jon Benke

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:55 PM ^

I can't get my hopes up just yet! I hope you're right though.

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Captain

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:56 PM ^

Raback, if this were coming from anyone else I'd be much more skeptical. Given your track record, I'm going to start celebrating now, and plan to be very, very drunk 15 minutes from now. If I wake up tomorrow with a hangover and no Dorsey, it will make for a really crummy morning.

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aenima0311

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:57 PM ^

The fact that he has 1300+ points lends credibility to this. Hopefully he's right. GO BLUE!

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jabberwock

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:29 PM ^

I've got over 2000 MGoPoints and I'm full of shit.

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TIMMMAAY

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 PM ^

I was gonna say...

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NickUmich

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 PM ^

+1 for being a person who is full of shit and knows he is full of shit. It's a rare combination.

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Hannibal.

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:57 PM ^

1302 mgoblog points? OK I guess that's at least a B+ in the credibility department. I hope you're right. Parker+Dorsey would kick ass.

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cjffemt

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 PM ^

I certainly hope this is true, If so, there truely is a God, and he resides in AA.

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Hoek

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:59 PM ^

I really hope you are right!!

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spacemanspiff231

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:02 PM ^

Really (typed with skepticism)? That is an EXTREMELY bold statement to make, especially when the recruiting gurus who make a living sleuthing out the most absurd sources possible haven't even gotten a whif of this information. To make a statement like this, you'd better have a very, VERY credible source (e.g. his father, coach, himself or one of Kiffin's recruiting hostesses).

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Blue_Bull_Run

February 2nd, 2010 at 11:55 PM ^

LOL @ you if you believe the recruiting hostesses. You obviously don't know how the 18 year old male brain works. Hostess: What do you mean he committed to Michigan? He said he loved me? He said he's coming to Tennessee?

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jrt336

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 PM ^

Given his track record, I believe him.

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jtmc33

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:02 PM ^

And we'll never truly know if you have actual inside information... or if you are taking a 50/50 chance that he's blue and you'll get your 15 minutes of MGoFame with claims of "I told you so".... Either way, I hope the end result is that you are right

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DeuceInTheDeuce

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:07 PM ^

Most weren't giving M a 50/50 shot for Dorsey. This is a decidedly weaker limb he's walking on.

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Mr. Robot

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 PM ^

You'd think you could avoid the page-loading double-post with 18MB internet, wouldn't you?

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mstier

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:08 PM ^

His predictions in the past have been much more obscure, and yet he's always been right on them. I would love for this to be true. Anyway you can shed just a spec of light on who said this?

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clarkiefromcanada

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:09 PM ^

if this works with Dorsey...

you'd best be right...

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clarkiefromcanada

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:12 PM ^

That said, if we were to get Dorsey the class closes great.

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Raback Omaba

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 PM ^

A statement. Demar Dorsey is blue. Not asking for it now, but run my pt total up tomorrow if you could. Not that I care too much, but I like being in the know

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Seth9

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:23 PM ^

That said, should you be wrong, I will make it my mission in life to neg you to oblivion. I will not rest until you experience MGoPointDeath. Should Demar Dorsey not come to Michigan, I swear that I will do everything in my power to eliminate all of your MGoPoints...unless of course I decide to do something with my life...in which case you're off the hook. But don't count on it!

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Michiganguy19

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 PM ^

but for community.

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kriegers

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 PM ^

The upshot of being right is low MGoBlog community fame, but the risk of being wrong is that you will forever be associated with posters like "The Knowledge ... Yes" or worse (hint: think meltdown city) Thus, I believe you.

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kriegers

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 PM ^

Stupid browser. Edit: Geepers, I said I was sorry - must be all the tension in the air.

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WolvinLA2

February 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 PM ^

Same here. If this comes to fruition, I too with pos you on all of your posts for some time, as your insider reward. Just like I always pos TomVH (but his will never end!). However, should this turn out to be false, I will search back and neg bang every post you have ever written and will ever write again.

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