Decommits all?
Yes I'm a Downriver Dandy, (sung to the tune of yankee doodle), and I was driving down Eureka, when I had a "Eureka" moment. I was cruising past Popeye's Chicken (yummy), so of course Barwis came to mind, and then recruiting popped into my head.
What if all our recruits decommit on X-mas Eve? That would be so so so craaazy. For many of us it would be like Christmas in December, 25-29 NEW and IMPROVED recruits to speculate upon a midnights clear.
Big Tex come on down???
Seantrel you listnen???
Seastrunk all aboard!!!
I could go on all night but I don't want you boys to have wet dreams!!! OMG don't think I'll be sleeping tonight, I got me some depth charts to work on.
8:00 A.M. sharp meeting at The Detroiter. I-75 and West Road, exit 32.
Who is going to be in the new class? anyone care to give their 2 cents worth. I'll buy the pancakes
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:40 AM ^
Who the hell cares?
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:41 AM ^
Are you high?
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 AM ^
he makes potheads look bad
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 AM ^
no that seems pretty similar to what a pot head would do
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:15 AM ^
I get the feeling you don't know what you're talking about.
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:30 AM ^
In all my years of pot smoking reality was never replaced by a dreamworld. It just made reality a little easier to deal with. Now LSD on the other hand......perhaps he has dropped a couple hits.
December 23rd, 2009 at 8:35 AM ^
Popeye's Chicken? Perhaps someone put the keys to the kingdom in his spliff.
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:00 PM ^
In all my years of smoking pot ( which is 6 and going strong, sorry it's not 20 or 30 but I am only 22) Yes reality is never replaced by a dreamworld ,but often I find myself saying what if alot. I'm not saying this solely was the result of a ganja high but was the result of the OP's fucked up perceptions and in my opinion even more fucked up daydreams coupled by the tendencies to browse the internet when your alone and your high. All i was saying was that smoking pot wouldn't make me fantasize about an all decommit fest from michigan but if I was already worried about certain players decommiting (ie. cullen with the facebook stalking, Drake possibly not qualifying) that could lead someone to saying what if everyone decommits.
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 AM ^
not seem pretty similar to what a pot head would do, not at all... like not even close
December 23rd, 2009 at 6:55 AM ^
Why is his sister such a bitch? Be happy for the guy! He can get down like Flavor Flav... straight ballin'
Y'know, I bet if his sister didn't get all hoity-toity on him, Corky would have his own reality show on VH1
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 AM ^
Corky wants to let his backbone slide just for a minute, and his whole family wants to come down on him. I guess you can't pick your family, but a little support would be nice.
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:50 AM ^
I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED about the future of this thread.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:15 AM ^
decommit well, that probably would be the worst day of many of our lives. But this is the worst thread ever created so i'm not too worried. Just curious, why the hell would you even think about that? And what makes you think Tex,Seantrel,and Seastrunk would just jump on board? I am very very pleased with how this class is turning out. Just waiting for the HELLO: Sean Parker on the home page one of these days.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:29 AM ^
For me it all depends, reg. pancakes or buleberry pancakes. It makes a world of diffrence..........
December 23rd, 2009 at 8:22 AM ^
Cracker Barrel pecan pancakes, FTW!
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 AM ^
I've never heard someone get all excited about a nightmare scenario like that. If that happened, I am pretty sure that other guys looking at us would flee as well. They would think that heads are about to roll on the coaching staff or all the groupies gave the whole team herpes.
And The Detroiter? WTF? That is still a truck stop right?
Do you need a BFFF?
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 AM ^
This thread is based on the idea that all of our commits decommit on the same day and then they are all replaced with NEW and IMPROVED commits... later that day.
I am going to forget for one second that this is the stupidest thread I have ever clicked on...
How do you replace the #1 QB recruit in the nation with a better QB recruit?
December 23rd, 2009 at 4:55 AM ^
The OP mentioned in another thread that he was stoned.
Whatever it is that you got stoned on, I don't want any of it.
December 23rd, 2009 at 4:30 PM ^
has nothing to do with drugs. Smart people are still smart when they are high and stupid people are still stupid when they are high.
Their ability to communicate their thoughts may be greatly impaired, but their thoughts will not descend into madness unless they have a pre-existing psychosis.
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:29 AM ^
Haha, this OP cracks me up.
December 23rd, 2009 at 6:17 AM ^
Bubba from Lincoln Park working on your home case?
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:33 AM ^
It's 7:30 AM and I'm at the Detroiter. I'm wearing a Michigan cap and a #4 Minor jersey.
Let me know if you need helping finding me, I'll order some breakfast. Let's get to work on this depth chart.
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 AM ^
Sorry I slept in. I had to much to dream last night. That's the spirit though!!!
Strawberry pancakes and a new Blueadams depth chart sound really good right about now.
PS. after sleeping on it I kind of doubt everyone is going to decommit
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 PM ^
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that's what I did wrong at 1st.
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:34 AM ^
and fill in the empty slots with: Big Tex, Murphy, Grimes and Parker. DID YOU HEAR THAT SANTA???
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:45 AM ^
This idea is kind of like Robo cop, cop gets all shot up and bam they build back bigger and better. Christ you made me feel stupider just reading this nonsense. +193 to you
December 23rd, 2009 at 8:57 AM ^
post ever..why would you even think like that..weird
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 AM ^
You're getting a lot of attempted irreverent replies, but I can feel the underlying angst.
"What IF they all decommitted, and no one took their places? Oh Gawd, I'm not going to sleep until December 26. I'll light candles, burn incense, pray to Zeus and Thor. Whatever it takes--I'll make sure this doesn't happen!"
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 AM ^
the detroiter sucks since they sold out to IHOP.
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 AM ^
What in God's name are you blabbing about?
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 AM ^
After everyone from Michigan's class goes crazy and decommits, the disease spreads like wildfire through the south and west and we get the best players from Texas, USC, Alabama, Florida, Penn State, and Ohio State. Everyone else jumps off a bridge and breaks a leg, ensuring Michigan four straight years of National Championships.
The movie rights are picked up by M. Night Shamalan.
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 PM ^
but whether this is pot, crack, blow, LSD, meth, heroin, morphine, opium, or mescaline talking.
My money's on airplane glue.
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:13 PM ^
This thread makes me want to jump off a cliff.
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 PM ^
just because we now have new spots that does not mean that 5*'s would jump aboard. The only factor that would change is immediate playing time which in that case 5*'s are expected to be above 3 and 4*'s. This thread is the stupidest of MGoBlog ever. And why in hell would you be excited about looking at our new board? It would actually depress me. So I must go with the conclusion that you suffer from a terrible disease and you take several types of illegal drugs making you completely irrational.
the bottom line is-
OUR CLASS WOULD BE WORSE NOT IMPROVED!
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:42 PM ^
You really felt the need to state this? In all caps, nonetheless? You felt the need to clarify for the original poster, who is obviously either trolling or clinically insane, that every single one of our commits decommiting would not be a good thing?
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:47 PM ^
to make the OP listen to the voice of reason, then.........yeah.
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 PM ^
You think the original poster is seriously stating that he believes our team would be better off if everyone decommited? He's a troll, or trying to play a joke. Look at his avatar, for Chrissakes.
You might as well be trying to have a reasoned debate on anti-semitism with Borat.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:06 PM ^
I might just take you up on that.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:08 PM ^
Or just having fun?
Wow, Michigan Arrogance has been replaced with Michigan-Bug-up-Assiness.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:44 PM ^
My point, which I thought was obvious, was that the original poster was not being serious, so it is nonsensical to respond seriously, or to try to "convince" him that it would not be a good thing for all of our recruits to decommit.
I didn't say he was insane. I said you would HAVE to be insane to think otherwise, so obviously he was joking/trolling. (Not a particularly funny joke, though. Actually, it was pretty stupid).
Don't see how that means I have a bug up my ass.
December 23rd, 2009 at 1:52 PM ^
not clinically insane, I just want my cigarettes.
December 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 PM ^
I would have choked her too if I was the resident bull-goose loony, huge rack be damned.
December 23rd, 2009 at 3:33 PM ^
If what you are proposing were to come to fruition I think I would have a massive stroke and never recover. The program would have a hard time recovering for the next couple of years as well.
December 24th, 2009 at 11:20 AM ^
It would be kewl if Michigan landed all 5* one year, all 25 of 'em.
It would also be kewl if Michigan landed all 0* on year, and they all became beasty All Americans as freshman. That would once and for all blow up the ratings.