Dear Snake Oil,
Lost in all the shuffle of this coacing change is that we must say goodbye to you. Though this may conclude our 3 year relationship, we will always be able to relive the good times. We remember when your potion was first used with Roy Roundtree. And Michael Shaw? Oh, that was fun. And the time when we thought Demar Dorsey saved us on NSD 2010? We had some good laughs, didn't we.
Perhaps we can keep a version of you for this new coaching era. What do ya say? I do think it would be inappropriate to maintain the term "snake oil" considering its close connection with the past regime. But lets not just do a clean break. That would be too difficult. I can tell you that your magical spell will be needed over these next 3 weeks. Let me know if you have any ideas.