NewYorkWolverine

November 25th, 2012 at 1:03 AM ^

We haven't cheated on our wives or done anything wrong. We'd just like to have a perfect season with a national championship. We don't see riches, women, or vices. Perhaps you could persuade our ballcarriers to hold on to the ball better, or our defensive players to wrap up better when they tackle? We've heard that Luca Brasi can tackle well. If Luca's otherwise occupied, then what about Al Neri? He used to be a cop; he must have had some occasion to tackle someone. 

 

Please, Godfather!