somehow we're only 124th
This is going to take some time to get over... Give it some time before you post this.
I agree. Losing to Ohio State in a game we could have very well won = at least 24hrs of guilt-free bitching.
We haven't cheated on our wives or done anything wrong. We'd just like to have a perfect season with a national championship. We don't see riches, women, or vices. Perhaps you could persuade our ballcarriers to hold on to the ball better, or our defensive players to wrap up better when they tackle? We've heard that Luca Brasi can tackle well. If Luca's otherwise occupied, then what about Al Neri? He used to be a cop; he must have had some occasion to tackle someone.
......BTW the "kids" that represent our University are behaving like men -because Men are coaching them and teaching them what being a man is.