Dont anger him more.......we dont need any more anger to strike down upon us. I for one welcome are new CB ankle breaking overlord.......
Maybe He (I.e. God) is just being sarcastic.
I'm pretty sure you have just ensured 10 more centuries of his wrath to be incurred upon us.
He did wish him a good day!
Shhhh...he'll hear you.
What if He is really a She?
Delonte Hollowell needs to begin to watch out. AMHG has no limits.
Sup. Uh.... WTF.
We owe you how many ankles...?
Well shit.. that's just you being a stickler for fine print..
Fine. Take one more, see if we care. But were even right? No more shenanigans? Word, Dinner at my moms on Sunday... feel free to bring any Hello posts as a thank you for doing business...
...Look at his boyish charm. We all know he's swimming in the ladies.
I have six CE students at my lab. Come by and I'll loan you one. I saw one turn down a date with a fairly cute girl because his Starcraft clan had an event so virgins ahoy.
What defensive back is going to want to play here with the constant threat of being struck down by Angry Michigan Hating God?
No, with AMSHG it would have been unbelievable to not have our best remaining corner go down at some point in the season.
I'm beginning to think some disgruntled West Virginia fan cast the evil eye on our program three years ago.
That sounds like some kind of horrible disease only West Virginians contract
but, has anyone else noticed that when other teams suffer from Angry BLANK Hating God, they still manage to beat us, and be successful?
Angry PSU QB/OL/DE/LB Hating God has been active this year, and while it has likely hurt their bottom line, they still somehow manage to drop 41 points on us.
Angry Iowa RB Hating God and still Robinson gets key 3rd down conversion after key 3rd down conversion and Iowa beats us and finds itself still having a pretty solid season.
I guess I'm just tired of our collective fanbase acting like we're in some unique position because we're left shorthanded at certain positions because of injuries or otherwise.
The number of guys we've lost in the secondary is getting ridiculous, whatever the cause.
But I agree in general. This happens in football. How many people remember that our 1997 D lost one starting DE (David Bowens) to academics, a starting DT (Ben Huff) in the preseason, starting MLB (Eric Mayes) early in the season and FS (Daydrion Taylor) in the PSU game? Four starters lost to non-graduation causes, three of them before or a month into the season. As much as this sucks, we've got to find a way to scrape through the next two games. Illinois and Purdue do not have great passing games (in fact, the PU QB had the tip of a finger on his throwing hand ripped off against OSU).
Was that West Virginian evil eye the one that wasn't crossed?
Alright it is time to offer the Angry Michigan Hating God a sacrifice. I am willing to pay for anything up to goat. Anything bigger or more expensive you guys are totally going halvsies on.
*Pondering* Would a bear be enough or should we upgrade to an elephant or rhino?*Continue thinking*
Find a virgin. I'm sure there has to be some on an internet message board.
Seriously. Just enough with all of this.
Seriously, fuck AMHG. At this point it's time we start rollin' with the devil.
Damnit!!!! Its all your fault! Dont provoke him/her!!
I don't know how the hell it got on my browser, but that fucking Bing toolbar just totally anihilated my post. Yet reason 1,000,001 why I fucking hate Microsuck. Nothing to see here, and any negs will not be taken personally.
Honestly, I dont think we could possibly provoke Michigan Secondary Hating God more than we already have. He's already tried to strike down Denard in 6 of 8 games this season. Luckily Denard is the new black Jesus and he's been mostly immune.
Denard is either off limits or immune, or his guardian angel is working overtime.
SATAN, THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS AND OHIO STATE GRADUATE!
I choose not to believe in you.