...talks about how UConn hasn't been in contact and how they're out. (HT: UMHoops)
"Dead" Coaches Haiku
January 8th, 2011 at 12:26 PM | 
Ballad of the lost P's
Ballad of the lost P's
January 8th, 2011 at 1:22 PM |
I'll try...
I'll try...
What has Brandon wrought
Search looks like Martin redux
Back to Dominos
proud Canuck
January 8th, 2011 at 6:19 PM |
It doesn't matter
Whether it
It doesn't matter
Whether it
It doesn't matter
Whether it is 'e' or 'at
Just want P_terson
January 8th, 2011 at 12:26 PM |
Dear Vince Lombardi
Our
Dear Vince Lombardi
Our
Dear Vince Lombardi
Our defense is really horrid
Why did you expire?
Ghosts are scary.
January 8th, 2011 at 1:21 PM |
Second line could be "our
Second line could be "our
Second line could be "our defense is quite horrid." or "our defense is so horrid."
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:28 PM |
My LSU lament
My LSU lament
Miles ate all the grass.
Can we play a football game,
If there is no grass?
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
January 8th, 2011 at 12:31 PM |
Beat me to it
Beat me to it
Beat my grass haiku-
Tear, like falling rain, washes
over blades of grass.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:44 PM |
Grass will ease the
Grass will ease the
Grass will ease the pain
The best stuff from East Lansing
Load up the peace pipe.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:49 PM |
You need to reach out for better product
You need to reach out for better product
It's all in the seeds
The finest Bolivian
Spark one up, player
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
January 8th, 2011 at 1:20 PM |
au contraire
au contraire
But in East Lansing
You can buy straight from the source
Mark Dantonio
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:29 PM |
Neither confirmed dead, but...
Neither confirmed dead, but...
Gary Patterson:
defense can make offenses
eat grass like Miles.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:50 PM |
Voted up in my heart
Voted up in my heart
Voted up in my heart
January 8th, 2011 at 12:29 PM |
Oh Jimmy Harbaugh
We have
Oh Jimmy Harbaugh
We have
Oh Jimmy Harbaugh
We have excellent toilets
Thrones fit for the gods.
Ghosts are scary.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:30 PM |
In winters chill grasp
The
In winters chill grasp
The
In winters chill grasp
The pitchfork tines shine anew
Choose well, oh AD
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
January 8th, 2011 at 1:04 PM |
Your Haiku
Your Haiku
Your Haiku is tight
Spare and poetic it sounds
Will D miss the point(s)?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:31 PM |
Ugh
Ugh
Another haiku thread, THANKS!
Poetry so easy to write, a 10-year old could do it!
January 8th, 2011 at 12:32 PM |
That isn't a haiku
That isn't a haiku
You really suck at this.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
January 8th, 2011 at 12:36 PM |
What Purple means is...
What Purple means is...
January 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM |
So
So
So easy to write
Yet you did not. Why I ask?
Does that make you 9?
January 8th, 2011 at 2:18 PM |
Michigan's head coach Golu
Michigan's head coach Golu
Michigan's head coach
Gulo Gulo's humor sense
Are not existing
January 8th, 2011 at 12:32 PM |
none are surviving
the
none are surviving
the
none are surviving
the Rodriguez fiasco
murdered everyone
January 8th, 2011 at 12:32 PM |
Lost Coaches
Lost Coaches
Pelini Harbaugh
Kelley Tressel Lombardi
We Are Michigan
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:33 PM |
Seven wins ANGAR!
Harbaugh
Seven wins ANGAR!
Harbaugh
Seven wins ANGAR!
Harbaugh is our man! Wait, what?
Now we are ND!
January 8th, 2011 at 12:35 PM |
Fanbase
Fanbase
Do not rush to judge
If Michigan Man or not
Keep an open mind.
AC-1997
January 8th, 2011 at 12:36 PM |
Candidate options
Candidate options
Let us consider
Some coordinators too
Not just head coaches
AC-1997
January 8th, 2011 at 12:38 PM |
Harbaugh
Harbaugh
Harbaugh wanted paid.
L. Kehres from Mount Union
still on the table.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:39 PM |
Potential reactions
Potential reactions
Brady Hoke is picked
Stab, stab, stab, and stab again
Time to go to jail
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
January 8th, 2011 at 12:54 PM |
I don't usually do this
I don't usually do this
bur LOL. Seriously, LOL
picture fail. link.
http://www.fakeposters.com/posters/lol/
Journal Entry - Day 782 of living amongst inbreds - Actually heard this today, "I don't see what the big deal is. All he was doin' was protectin' the players. What's wrong with that?"
January 8th, 2011 at 1:19 PM |
That guy's about to explode!
That guy's about to explode!
That guy's about to explode!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:39 PM |
Brady Hoke
Brady Hoke
Would we consider Hoke
if he had good assistants
with few options left?
(The answer is that I still don't know if I like Hoke if he had a respected staff of assistants or not. But with options waning I'm starting to be open to more options.)
AC-1997
January 8th, 2011 at 12:41 PM |
God is dead. So
God is dead. So
God is dead. So is
Michigan, AP reports.
Send in the clowns NOW.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 8th, 2011 at 3:58 PM |
do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do
do do do do do do do
do do do do do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE&feature=related
January 8th, 2011 at 4:01 PM |
thanks to dave brandon
we
thanks to dave brandon
we
thanks to dave brandon
we lost frost, lyons, and hart
many more to drop
January 8th, 2011 at 12:41 PM |
*
*
We must bid farewell
To the usual suspects
Wait with bated breath
January 8th, 2011 at 12:46 PM |
...
...
"Baited" has an "i"
(clearly bored to point this out) -
but no "i" in team.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:52 PM |
Actually, you're
Actually, you're
January 8th, 2011 at 1:36 PM |
Homonyms are fun.
Homonyms are fun.
Tongue spoke too swiftly
apologies to the board -
no hablo ingles!
January 8th, 2011 at 4:24 PM |
deft touch
deft touch
five syllable word
expertly placed in haiku
deserves a plus one
January 8th, 2011 at 12:43 PM |
Desperation
Desperation
Does Slippery Rock
Have a coach to consider
We are desperate
AC-1997
January 8th, 2011 at 12:43 PM |
Bad things happen to
Good
Bad things happen to
Good
Bad things happen to
Good people. Bird droppings fall
Like Michigan's D
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:43 PM |
Hopeful Hoke
Hopeful Hoke
I picked up the phone,
DB wasn't answering.
My name - off the list.
Journal Entry - Day 782 of living amongst inbreds - Actually heard this today, "I don't see what the big deal is. All he was doin' was protectin' the players. What's wrong with that?"
January 8th, 2011 at 12:44 PM |
Freekbass, oh Freekbass
We
Freekbass, oh Freekbass
We
Freekbass, oh Freekbass
We seem ready for you now
How far yet to fall
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
January 8th, 2011 at 12:58 PM |
Michigan football We expect
Michigan football We expect
Michigan football
We expect only the best
Brandon don't settle
January 8th, 2011 at 12:48 PM |
If
If
If it came to it
If we had no other choice
Would you take Tressel?
January 8th, 2011 at 12:51 PM |
No, No, No, No, No.
Oh my
No, No, No, No, No.
Oh my
January 8th, 2011 at 12:58 PM |
Just
Just
Just screwing around
What's the worst scenario?
There's one worse than Hoke
January 8th, 2011 at 12:52 PM |
Haiku
Haiku
Pimp hand looks confused
Should have been D overhaul
Bourbon is my friend
"Hoke, you're my best friend," - Miss Daisy.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:50 PM |
REALITY HAIKU
REALITY HAIKU
Neither Rome
Nor world
Nor Michigan football
was built or CAN BE rebuilt in 3 days!
January 8th, 2011 at 12:50 PM |
Dave Brandon
Dave Brandon
White. Republican.
CEO. He looks the part.
So did Manute Bol
January 8th, 2011 at 12:53 PM |
A better choice
A better choice
Manute Bol is tall
Raining threes and blocking shots
Can he pick a coach?
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
Petersen, no chance.
Patterson, Pelini gone
So is Patty F.
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