DB resignation haikus

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DB resignation haikus

 

Buh bye Dave Brandon

You broke what was working fine

Now you pay the price

drz1111

October 31st, 2014 at 7:06 PM ^

Winter brings cold wind

Tossing garbage in the air

Like David Brandon

 

Cardinal's winter call

"Look at me, you fools" he says

Dave Brandon, in red.

 

Or perhaps you'd prefer a sonnet?

 

Your blown dry hair, your swarmy little smile

Your fake tan always clashed with maize and blue

And though you might have fooled them for a while

Quite frankly, Dave, I never trusted you.

For power and for victory you lust

Alas, the team, the team, the team, the team.

Your chosen fool endangered the concussed.

So "governor" - thank  god, that's just your dream.

And now you're gone, a day most bright and bonny.

Your firing is sponsored by Chobani.

 

CalJr3000

October 31st, 2014 at 7:09 PM ^

Ann Arbor Torch and

Pitchfork appreciates all

The business, D.B.

 

Dave, here's a major

Award for you: biggest douche

In the universe

 

No taste; like cardboard

Is that Dave Brandon or a

Dominos Pizza?