Darn it, then what can we freak out about!
I had planned to spend the next couple of months freaking out about national rankings (statistical, not recruiting), but now I have been told that I should not do this (and this assertion was backed with some good statistical evidence).
Now I don't have any idea what I should spend my time freaking out about. Anyone have any good ideas?
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:25 PM ^
Michigan/BC is coming on later. OMG, big match up, WTF! Ahhh!
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:25 PM ^
take up basketball or hockey.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:27 PM ^
Ron was my role model until I found out he had some liquid brain lubricant during halftime. I'm freaked out!
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 PM ^
and hang out in the commons at Rather Hall. Should have you pretty freaked out in a short period of time.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 PM ^
-people coming into your office unexpectedly and finding you on mgblog.
-defensive recruiting (FUCK AHHHH FUCK!!!)
-will Rich Rod be our version of Charlie Weis?(FUCK AHHH!)
-our reputation as seen by the rest of the world after our mishandling of the Iraqi conflict
-How will you buy Nike golf clubs now after finding out that Tiger is only a human?
-Do I work and stress just so that I can pay for the anti-anxiety pills that allow me to work and stress?
-Why the fuck do bills keep coming at Christmas? It's fucking CHRISTMAS!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:50 PM ^
-RR doesn't get anything about our tradition or our rivalry with Ohio State!!
-Oh man, what if ND gets Harbaugh!? How could he go to that school. I hate him. Do you think he would quit ND after 1 year and come home if we fire RR next year?
-Oh man, what if ND get Kelly. We are D-E-A-D! Their offense will be so sick scary good that we will have to score 50 just to keep it close.
-Who will play QB next year when Tate transfers to the University of Delaware (he likes their winged helmets), Devin decommits and ends up at Florida and Denard is converted to a wide receiver?
-Why does RR purposely ignore defense? It's as if he wants the other team to score quickly so that he can just get his stupid gimmick offense on the field.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 PM ^
The economy? The war?
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:44 PM ^
is a good start...
(sarcasm)
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:48 PM ^
Thanks for sharing. Sorry to hear about your family's values eroding.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 PM ^
Go to Baskin Robins every day and try to choose a combination of two flavors of ice cream to get in one cone. Without any pre-thought. That's 1024 combinations (they still have 32 flavors right), which should last you for quite a while of freaking out.
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:48 PM ^
Charlie Weis?
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:58 PM ^
No no, Charlie Weis doesn't get a double cone, he gets the full sundae.
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 PM ^
I won't get to see him play in heaven. ):
Unless he changes his ways. (:
Of course, I may not be a cinch to make it, either. |:
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:09 PM ^
There is no God, nor heaven.
(AAAUGH! FREEAKOOOOUT!)
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 PM ^
No no, he's ok, it wasn't his neighbor's wife, she was from NYC. His neighbor's wife is the one who called the cops.
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:14 PM ^
I had to read that 3 times before I got it. I Googled the reference (Deuteronomy 5:21).
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:16 PM ^
Why we don't use Denard Robinson in a "Percy Harvin role"?
How about how Rodriguez only recruits 3 stars or how we can speculate about the remaining spots in the recruiting class?
Maybe you could stress about there being a double standard between Rod and Dantonio.
Heck you could even dabble into Donovan Warren's draft future.
Maybe Notre Dame's new head coach is your bad taste of the week?
Stress away!
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:16 PM ^
DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:51 PM ^
...but I am freaking out about the fact that I am not freaking out that the Michigan football team went 5-7 this year.
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:10 PM ^
After Jay Mariotti dies, who will replace him as the most annoying journalist in the world?
Body hair
Can a baby alligator grow 10 feet long in the sewer after I flush him down the toilet?
Will I look like a tool if I go out tonight with my hair fixed like I'm going to a club on the Jersey Shore?
Is my roommate going to butter the kitchen floor(again)?
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:55 PM ^
...oh, that old saw