I'm pretty sure "fum" isn't a word. Not sure if he knows that.
damefan1 - Michigan v. ND preview...enjoy
I don't think he knows much of anything at this point.
Perhaps Sir Itchalot has fleas or something, but I think someone should put him out of his mercy.
How could you forget that UConn beat your favorite team last year?
It appears that his buddy in the hat is figuring out how much ND memorabilia can fit in ND Fan's ass.
I think he might have been going for F U M(ichigan).
Thank you Ted, that was the joke...
Fe fi fo fum I see a jackass dumb dumb dumb
He's got nothing on the OSU fan that threatened to fight Pryor in an internet video.
Typical ND fan
"I mean, it's UCONN!"
Uh...you lost to UCONN last year.
Well according to Lou ND isn't worried about the past because they're "back" so they're only worried about the future.
The Alzheimer's is progressively becoming worse year to year. Soon he'll be making toy cars out of his poop during CFL.
Then I pictured Lou trying to hand Mark a Poop car to play with and began laughing. I'm sure hell will be very nice.
Lou does kinda look like a monkey.
Yeah, but Purdue is great because they beat OSU last year. How is it possible to be such a dipshit?
well, he IS a Notre Dame fan.
and he talks about Purdue like they are an upper-eschelon Big Ten team.
I think he has a rash on his face. It looks awfully itchy...
EDIT: Oh dear God, the rash has now spread to his shoulder!!! Run, guy with stupid 'Kelly' t-shirt, run!!!
I'm not getting anywhere near that guy's face.
that is all.
Was flashing a picture of Dave Chapelle racist?
Even though I'm sure he didn't mean it with that kind of malice, that's extremely insensitive of him. Not classy at all, but, I mean, didn't we kind of expect that?
Frankly, I don't really mind so long as the following transpires:
DRob: What did the five fingers say to the face?
damefan1: (scratching...) What??
Why, is Dave Chapelle not black?
I thought that was the only funny part of this lame-o video... but of course, I'm a fuckin' hobo so your mileage may vary.
it was not racist. I am also a dark skinned American (I hate the term Afro-American) and I didn't take any offense to it. He was just trying to find a silly looking guy with dreads to compare him to.
I gotta say, I laughed more than anything. Did anyone else get the feeling that the irish faithful are REALLY SCARED OF DERNARD!!! I will be smiling from ear to ear after Shoelace hits them with 250p-200r yards. UM-42 ND-17
even though his entire commentary on why ND would beat us was about our secondary issues. Purdue had a lot of success blitzing Crist later in the game. Hmmmmm...
Thank you I meant to look to see if this guy had made a video for this years game. For anyone that missed it this is last year:
I just picture in my head Denard (Dave Chappelle as used by this guy) saying "I don't tie my shoes, bitch!...SLAP!!!!!!!" and then he runs for 36 yards.
This is why I hate Notre Dame.
Making metaphors with dogs
Is that Rudy in the background?
JT and Cam disagree.
I always hope these videos will be like 2 minutes tops. There's no way I can stomach this guy for a full 5+ minutes.
I also have to wonder why he acts shocked that the camera is on. Did he forget he turned it on as he stared contemplatively at the wall, thinking deep thoughts about muscle milk and rash cream?
Why would he think we have seen none of ND's playbook (despite the fact that Kelly admits it is limited while he installs a new offense with a new quarterback) and we showed all we had running 8 different plays against UConn? You can't have a rational conversation with Domers like this guy.
This guy is comedic gold!
I kept waiting for one of his houseboys to start rubbing his shoulders.
tweekin' on ND koolaid.
lol at his FUM shirt. But seriously, this guy is nuts.
"Muck Fichigan" is much funnier.
I had to push my jaw back up with my hand after watching this.
That wall he speaks of is that 1 inch high and 1 inch wide ? Because if he is speaking about their D that's is one small weak wall. What a joke.
If I recall correctly, their D (and a wall, incidentally) cannot move fast enough to catch Tate when he gets into open space. Multiply that speed by about 50, bud, and see if your giant "wall" of a MLB can catch up. All Signs Point to No.
tl;dw: damefan1 forgets that walls are stationary
I... I can't look away... and yet... I just feel terrible about humanity in general by hearing each second go on. Why?
You would not see a Michigan fan put something like this together...you just wouldn't...ever!
ND fans, especially those that didn't go to school there, are a special kind of crazy...just like Sparty and Nut fans.
I just wish I could email this guy with a list of stupid things he said that are blatantly wrong and idiotic.
Not that it would matter, I'm not sure he can read.
... after we win, he disappears for another 6 months like last year.
dude isa loser. musclehead football jock want to be. i love my michigan football, but if i ever got this weird i would have my family commit me or shootme.
I am not sure who I like better, this guy or the red neck rocker.
you don't need to listen to anything he has to say. I hope yall didn't waste a few minutes of your life on this DFI (dumb effing idiot)
Where's your sense of humor? This guy is really funny: just not in the way he thinks he is. In other words, I'm not laughing with him; I'm laughing at him. And I might have to give him some "feedback" after Saturday.
I can't wait to hear the excuses this guy has next week after Michigan rolls Notre Dame.
Fuck Notre Dame.
I love how he stopped whispering and changed his voice in this video because of all the flack people gave him about the stupid purdue video last week.
"The only people who remember your national championship are on social security."
Wow, I didn't know middle schoolers were eligible yet.
By that logic, the last people to see their last national championship have been dead for 10 years.*
*Lou Holtz is a zombie
Anyone is eligible for Social Security if they areso physically or mentally disabled that they cannot perform any substantial gainful activity in the economy--like damefan1, for instance
You guys must have missed his "Santa Claus" episode....
oh. my. god. How has this been absent from my life? Thank you TomVH, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Thanks to TomVH, Christmas came early for me.
This tool is one of those guys whose douchbaggery doesn't even annoy me, because it is so funny.
His ending was soooooo emotional! well done!
RU-DY RU-DY RU-DY!
What does he have against sleeves? Is it an allergy or just a compulsive need to show off his freshly Nair'd shoulders?
that you can't smell the internet.
Dude's just mad that Joe Montana pooped on Rudy publically today.
Last year's video was more entertaining.
That's what happens.
I love that he trashes UConn, even though they beat them last year when ND had a more experienced team.
I also love how he trashes our new quarterback just like he did last year. That sure worked out for him. Really, its people like this that make me care so much about not only beating teams like ND, but pulling an '06 on them.
cuz I wanna see Molk kick his ass up and down the field
It's Lou Holtz in guido form!!
Jackass alert. Exactly why I hate Notre Dame.
ass he will be smacking this weekend is that of his trollmate in the background.
The level of stupidity in this video is astounding.
I fucking love this guy.
He singlehandedly made the ND victory taste that much sweeter last year.
Our boys are going to come into their house, punch them in the mouth, and walk away with a W.
Then this guy won't post for the rest of the season.
Neurotic=adult who believes in Santa. Psychotic=adult who dresses up as Santa on the internet.
Pretty sure this guy thinks the earth is flat and Columbus discovered America.
Tho' I hate to admit it, these videos are funny as shit. Don't ride the white horse cowboy.
uuuugh, not the damned ND troll again.
i can't stand these kinds of fans. i doubt this guy has ever won or lost anything gracefully in his life.
I'm +1-ing you for your sig.
Why hasn't the WWE signed him yet?
Harbaugh is out ther man. Look at what he has done at Stanford...Stanford...Stanford. The cardinal. The tree.
2 losing seasons and an 8-5 record (6-3 in a down Pac 10)
That is what he has done.
If I recall correctly, ND hired one of their recent coaches based on a successful run at Stanford, and that didn't work out too well. But as others have pointed out, this dude obviously has a *short memory.*
Wasn't this guy on there last year saying this same shit? Hopefully it ends the same way.
This guy must be one of those people who wake up every morning with no long-term memory. What a special place to live in...!
just keep swimming,
just keep swimming....
let's see our last NC was in 97. If I remember correctly their last one was in 88. He talks pretty tough about UCONN considering they lost to them last year. This guy is just enough of a dipshit that if he studies up a little bit he should be able to get into Sparty.
I've been trying to find an example I can use to describe the term, "mouth breather". Damefan1 has graciously provided it.
Running in sand is tough.
Next week we'll either just see his feet dangling on the computer screen twitching or he'll say they were holding off for MSU "ND was just holding back (itches shoulder), losing to UM was a ploy to trick MSU."
Did he take a crack on us for not remembering our last NC?? Im 25 (which is still quite young) and I remember being sick in bed and watching that game and I will never forget how much better that made me feel. Now I don't think this fag is much older, but wasn't ND's last championship in 1988!!!!
Not even damefan1 deserves the three-letter f-word
This guy is so far into his own little world its not even funny. Ignorance is bliss. "Come Saturday were going to put you out of your mercy!" Ha Ha. This really makes my day better! Thank you for posting this!
I love good trash talking, and last year's was way better than this.
I will cackle with glee as the ND D Line gets pushed all over the place while DRob runs for 100, then passes for at least 250, and our 'freshmen' DBs hold up. That shouldn't be hard if Roh and our blitzers can get some pressure.
UCONN!? YOU BEAT UCONN!?
Yeah, bra... beat UCONN... ya know... the team ND lost to last year...
denard hitting a wall? perhaps this is the wall our good friend is speaking of
how quickly we forget...
...Put me out of my "mercy." No more ND Creeper videos!
I could see in his eyes, hear in his voice that he has serious doubts about the claims he made. Dude is a bad actor. He is scared. Thats what I thought was funny. He fears Pure Dilithium- he should. On a side note.... dude needs to get out and exercise some. Starting to look like Charlie.
Having watched his other videos (for the hilarity as opposed to the Lou Holtz-like analysis), he's worried about this game. Not overly confident and not spouting out anything a halfway knowledgeable Michigan fan couldn't say.
Making fun of Denard for not tying his shoes, saying we need a new coach and talking about our secondary. To be honest, I was expecting better than that. Weak performance. He'll need to turn up the douchebaggery in the future if he wants to keep getting views...
...he's a "Dame" (cross-dresser/shemale) and a "Fan" of ND.
Now it makes sense.
Somebody needs to parody this guy.
...damefan1 has done a good enough job of that himself.
You guys are confused by his t-shirt but it will make a lot more sense once three other fat sacks of crap with shirts that say "FE" "FI" and "FO" stand immediately to the left of him.
That is Ben Roethlisberger.
Not only is this guy a jack ass but he keeps itching himself like a crack addict the whole video.
Ironic that on the side of my screen there was a Super Whey Protein/Body Fortress ad, while this guy was talking
That is all
I am now much dumber for listening to that idiot ramble.
By the way, I like that this guy has kept up the tradition of naming players on his team at random in order to compare them to other teams.
"Last week, you faced [team goes here / never any actual names of players]. So What? This week, you're going to try that stuff you did last week, and you're going to come face to face with MANTEI TEO."
with T'eo with the stuff he did last week. Then he's going to simply go around him because he's faster.