Dakich vs. Izzo
February 15th, 2017 at 2:10 AM ^
The little guy needs to worry about other things than Dakich tweets.
February 15th, 2017 at 7:16 AM ^
to Dakich tweets.
February 15th, 2017 at 7:58 AM ^
This is what I love about Izzo. He is regarded as one of the greatest coaches of all time, yet he displays so much public butthurt any chance he gets.
I don't want Izzo to ever leave MSU. We could lose 10 consecutive games to them. The butthurt he would display after they finally lose makes it all worth it.
February 15th, 2017 at 8:08 AM ^
Not so fast, my friend
February 15th, 2017 at 2:21 PM ^
"Whiny Coach Whines About Being Called A Whiner"
QED
February 15th, 2017 at 8:18 AM ^
Can I use that? If I ever start a band that is definitely going to be either the name of the band or our first album
February 15th, 2017 at 9:07 AM ^
Only if Cartman is on the drums
February 15th, 2017 at 9:40 AM ^
Then our album will go double myrrh
February 15th, 2017 at 10:32 AM ^
I always thought Turd would be a great name for a band. Maybe, in the spirit of South Park, The Courics.
February 15th, 2017 at 11:24 AM ^
And Token on bass
February 15th, 2017 at 8:30 AM ^
how about they lose to us 10 consecutive games to us, and we can enjoy the butthurt on display
February 15th, 2017 at 8:51 AM ^
If he lost 10 straight to us, he'd melt right there on the sideline. Kinda like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz after she gets doused with water.
February 15th, 2017 at 9:06 AM ^
after 2 or 3, They might want to make sure they do all post game interviews on ground level so Tom doesn't "jump"
February 15th, 2017 at 9:35 AM ^
Yeah, it's a short joke....
February 15th, 2017 at 12:05 PM ^
There's no way Izzo lose 10 straight to us. He'll run out of excuses by after 5 games and lose his fanbase by the 8th.
February 15th, 2017 at 10:27 AM ^
Um, he's been to 7 final fours in 18 years and has basically dominated the rivalry the past 20+ years. It would be in our best interest for him to leave. Very spartanesque take to rather enjoy the off court antics vs results on the floor. But to each their own I guess.
This is akin to a spartan wanting harbaugh around forever because he climbs trees and stays the night while recruiting while also kicking MSU's ass every fall.
February 15th, 2017 at 7:14 PM ^
Just as long as you're aware, that without Ed Martin and Webber meltdown, Izzo would have had middling success. He was able to profit in the huge abyss left by our program while we were on sanctions.
February 15th, 2017 at 11:32 AM ^
My congratulations, you've just come up with the MSU's basketball's motto, comparable to "disrespekt" for it's football team. It is factual, terse, faintly scatological while still being witty, and perfectly captures the mind set of MSU basketball.
As an attorney, I recommend you immediately copywrite "public butthurt" before Coack Fleck, Western Michigan and Minnesota get involved.
February 15th, 2017 at 2:33 PM ^
I had no idea how much taller Bielein is than Izzo until seeing Beilein stoop over to speak to Izzo after the last game at Crisler.
February 15th, 2017 at 2:11 AM ^
I've been looking forward to this fight. Glad Dana White eased up on Dakich's contract. Really looking forward to seeing how the contrasting styles of MMA and boxing match up.
February 15th, 2017 at 5:42 AM ^
You're not suggesting this would be like midget wrestling, are you?
February 15th, 2017 at 11:22 AM ^
I know it is fake, as far as the rigged results, etc. but that had to really hurt that little monkey. He is jettisoned ass over feet and appears to land on his head. A tip of the cap to that volunteer, paid well I hope.
February 15th, 2017 at 12:07 PM ^
upvoted despite the fact you think volunteers are paid
February 15th, 2017 at 5:50 AM ^
Sorry for the double post. Try this instead. Some of you might appreciate the challenges ol' Jerry Sandusky is facing this morning.
February 15th, 2017 at 6:34 AM ^
There's better things than rape humor..even a double post.
February 15th, 2017 at 7:49 AM ^
In honor of SI announcing their new swimsuit cover, I was going to go with this one. In your judgement, would this also have been better?
February 15th, 2017 at 8:17 AM ^
When did child rape become funny to you?
February 15th, 2017 at 8:25 AM ^
Child rape isn't funny to me. The idea that he's getting his comeuppance in prison is at least a little gratifying.
Edit: Who the fuck would find child rape funny? What the fuck?
February 15th, 2017 at 10:00 AM ^
just don't get it
February 15th, 2017 at 10:33 AM ^
He's an angry elf.
February 15th, 2017 at 10:43 AM ^
Someone needs to put Izzo's face on that angry elf. That would be the all time greatest gif
February 15th, 2017 at 2:44 AM ^
Said said the truth. He said they whine and then izzo whines about it to the media.
February 15th, 2017 at 2:59 AM ^
Unprofessional and petty by both parties, but it's kind of funny to see where Izzo's head is at these days. Will he try to play the disrespekt card now? Normally I'd have no problem with a coach calling out an Espn hack, but this is a whiny pot meet whiny kettle.
And as for Dakich, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to go on Twitter and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln
February 15th, 2017 at 2:49 AM ^
It's ESPN. They became dead to me in the early morning hours after Michigan won the Rose Bowl after the '97 season. The whole studio broke out in thunderous cheers when they announced, live, that Nebraska had passed Michigan in the voting for #1 in their poll.
So, Dakich can take their money and be whoever he wants to be. If he wants to taunt Izzo, terrific. I expect no less from ESPN, plus it seems to have really gotten Izzo's goat.
February 15th, 2017 at 2:51 AM ^
God Izzo is a whiny bitch. "Calling us whiny is unprofessional. Don't worry about me stomping around like a troll on the sidelines and complaining every chance I get."
February 15th, 2017 at 3:23 AM ^
Izzo is taller than a couch, usually.
February 15th, 2017 at 8:53 AM ^
Not by much.
February 15th, 2017 at 10:34 AM ^
Burn the witch (Izzo).
Burn them both!
February 15th, 2017 at 4:38 AM ^
Old man yells at cloud.
February 15th, 2017 at 5:44 AM ^
UM" piece out and it would have been perfect. Not sure why Michigan needed to be included.
February 15th, 2017 at 6:57 AM ^
Nah, that bit was the pièce de résistance.
Dakich knows how to hit 'em where it hurts.
February 15th, 2017 at 8:59 AM ^
not all MSU people are whiners, that he was mostly thinking about Izzo. Also that 1% of MSU students could have gotten into Michigan.
In all seriousness, Dakich is more of a troll on Twitter than I'd expect from a sports broadcaster.
February 15th, 2017 at 10:04 AM ^
you're not on twitter very much then
February 15th, 2017 at 11:31 PM ^
...and don't forget about staee's own Sasquatch on espn - jemele hill. She is an awesome troll, and kind of looks like one.
/sorry, I just realized I insulted trolls everywhere with that comparison.
February 15th, 2017 at 6:02 AM ^
Some people never learn. Don't turn a one-day story into a two-day (or longer) story. Sometimes it is just better to leave it alone and let it die.
February 15th, 2017 at 6:17 AM ^
Izzo tears taste like sour lemons.
February 15th, 2017 at 6:26 AM ^
Izzo is a whiney south pole elf.