Seth

November 23rd, 2013 at 5:25 PM ^

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I will take that, Mr. Iowa football man.

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I have no words for your offense.

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Did he really just run two reverses in a row?

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Yes, I am forsaking your teams and going back to root for the Cubs. At least they can score more than 3 points a game.

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This is my squeaking toy. There are many like it but this one is mine.

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CHEW ALL THE TOYS!

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I'll come back to the living room just as soon as the defense is back on the field, buddy.

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I'm sorry I ruined the screen.

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Oh...wait...you meant the other kind of screen. What was I talking about? Oh, nothing. Just that tunnel screen. Yeah.

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I love yards too.

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This is a Purple Burrito Human. We are pulling Lewan right and running left. The entirety of existence is invalid.

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Shedding? I do not shed on your couch. Those are your hairs that you pulled out when Borges ran into another 9-man front; don't you remember?

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This is my bed. It is MY territory. I want you to think of the edge of my realm as a goal line and you are Michigan's offense.

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You SAY it's to stop me shedding, but I know you are just building a giant stuffed Borges suit that you will stuff Heiko into or something. I am on to your schemes.

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Ha! A baby petting a puppy. I bet the defense won't be prepared for that!

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I will protect this house.

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I am not napping; I am reacting to a fumble.

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#FIRETHEFROGTOY

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Is it safe to come out now?

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I am done.

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mgobleu

November 23rd, 2013 at 10:36 PM ^

Here's my buddy as a wee little babe...

Here he is in his David Cone jersey...

Here he is eating a ThinkPad...

 

And here he haz a sad because I made him watch Michigan try to play football...