Today's game seems to have driven him to drink.
Today's game seems to have driven him to drink.
That's not beer. That is piss hence his strange expressions all the time. Apparently piss after taste does that.
...and got it hot, first. I'm sure it's no good cold.
...and it's sterile and he likes the taste.
I like to think it is beer. With the smirk on his face, he's thinking "Ha, no one knows what I poured in here!"- forgetting that he's drinking out of a clear cup.
While I'm sure many will try I think the OP has won his own thread with that pic.
Well done sir....well done!
I can't stop looking at it.
but you have my +1 in spirit.
100+ upvotes? Wow is that some kind of record?
"I think I just pooped a little"
I just saw Crean's expression in this still and then the OP's image and it came to me - Tom Crean would be the person who answered, "What is the threat of gun violence".
This would have beein after a Double Jeopardy wherein Crean made it a true Daily Double in the category "Terrible Offenses In Basketball".
I don't get it
...and we have a winner.
That is the only sane response.
He's always drink that same shit. During the game at Crisler he had it poured into a nestle water bottle
Does anyone have any Hoosier buddies? What are their thoughts on Crean?
They say he doesn't look like Dwight Schrute. Homerism.
Someone ask jamiemac.
Already asked. Check out this week's podcast.
I'm an IU '10 grad. Born and raised in Indy and a Hoosier bball fanatic for life. I've had season tix to UM football since '92 and am just as avid of a maize n blue football fan so that's why I check out this site about 5/6 times a day.
I want to give Crean 1 more year and that's it. I wasn't able to see the game today because I was at work, but I expected the result I saw.
The good: he is a great recruiter, motivator, and developer of talent (especially with guards). With bigs it remains to be seen if he can develop really quality talent because Cody and Vonleh were near finished products by the time they got to campus. His system works when he has his type of players, we've seen it be great at times.
The bad: his inability to attack a 2-3 zone is mind boggling. During last years Syracuse game in the tourney I nearly lost my voice shouting at the tv. How hard is it to have Cody stand at the foul line and either distribute or take an elbow J? He also doesn't seem to have any in-bounds plays beyond basic CYO types. We are regularly forced into calling a TO when trying to inbound the ball.
With the amount of talent/experience we lost off of last years team I didn't expect much more this year. I hoped to make the tourney but never really counted on it. If Vonleh comes back (I seriously doubt it because he's a top 10 talent) we will be a top 15 team next year with the shooters we have coming in and another year for our young guys to develop. I want to give him one more year to see if he can right the ship. If we don't at least make the sweet 16 next year he's gone. My friends and I want us to at least make the elite 8 or we want him gone. I'm no longer in Indy (moved to Orange County about a year and a half ago) but I hear his seat can't get any hotter for next year. I'm still pissed we didn't go after Stevens when he was at Butler.
Uh, I think we were more interested in whether or not you'll admit that he's a huge douche.
I wouldn't necessarily call him a douche. I guess I'm not one for labeling people though. I love the passion he has for our program. I don't approve of some of the things he's done as the HC of our program, but after the shit storm that he stepped into without knowing it I'm a little more lenient on him. He works extremely hard and has put everything he's got into making IU respectable again...but my patience has run out with him. Much like it will with Brady Hoke if we don't improve on the offensive and defensive lines next year.
worked on his staff at iu. not a fan. not at all.
They think he's a great recruiter, great developer, and overall decent coach, but they think he has no idea how to coach in a game. He can get the talent to IU and develop it, but come game time the guy has no clue. They also think he's overrated and let's just say the way he acts doesn't really appease most of the fans that I know. Basically the vibe I get it that they tolerate him, but barely. And they only tolerate him because he's a heck of a recruiter and he can develop that talent. But soon the X's and O's thing is going to really hurt him. They also think he can't adjust on the fly and that infuriates many of the fans. Most believe if he has a few more years like this year, then he's gone.
Make that -$14,000
I'd make that fave too if Ryan lotche hugged me
this one really made me LOL...nice
Where did you go, Doc Counsilman?
You've all heard of patent trolls? Indiana University swimming has just invented the practice of World Record Trolling!
Executive Summary: the International Swimming Federation (FINA-it's French) decided last year to recognize as "World Records" the fastest recorded times in races that heretofor were not commonly swam in major international competition. These events are short relay races (4x50 meters) and mixed gender relays. These races have been swum in the past, and people have swam them very fast and established what are call "World Bests" in the swimming community. But, they are not recognized as "World Records," and the meet organizers did not make all the necessary technical arrangements to have them recognized as "World Records" if someone swam faster than anyone else before. That changed in the middle of last year.
The Indiana Head Coach got the idea of having an intra-squad relay meet last summer, and decided to compete all the new "World Record" eligible races. Clearly Coach Crean intervened, and convinced Indiana University to do all the paperwork and get the best times from the IU meet recognized as the first "World Records" in these events. Just to be clear, the winning times were NOT faster than times other relays had swum before these events were recognized. And, the IU times were obliterated at major international meets later in the year. At the time, everyone was saying that FINA would not recognize the IU times as "World Records" because they were obviously slower than what had gone before, and expected FINA to establish threshold times that would have to be beaten to claim a World Record. In a surprise to most, FINA announced they will recognize the IU times as World Records. (And you could have also used your stopwatch to measure how long they lasted before they were beaten.)
What is up with Bloomington? Is there something in the water?
Swam, swum, swam, swum, swam, swum.
That will be going through my head the rest of the day thanks to this post.
Just uhh, just gonna leave this here.
If he's going to be that far on the court, as least give him a three-second violation.
but I wish an opposing team's player would run into him while he's on the court and see what the refs do. Another option: pass him the ball. To his midsection if you're feeling charitable, at his head if you want to start a fight. I've been hit in the back of the head by a basketball on the court and it's humiliating.
I think Crean needs a hug from Lloyd Brady!
Someone call the guy who did the awesome Lloyd Brady Photoshops.
this beautiful gif has already begun to heal the world
You, sir, win the Internet today.
Aaaand we're done here. One of the greatest photoshops I have ever seen.
I prefer football.
Holy crap that's funny! Well done, my friend.
Might be building into the best threads on this website in a long time - so many lolz.
Sweep the leg!
I find the gif's funny and have upvoted everyone keep them coming.
LOOOL! I beg you please do another with Crean actually in the basket!
It's the 1st one to make me laugh hard enough that I shook the bed and made my wife awaken for a second or two.
for that comment---anything more graphic might be considered inappropriate.
OMG was that funny. My wife actually said whats so funny and she fell back asleep before I could answer....LMAO
Maybe not the most inspired, but to me the funniest. A true lol
It was the year 2000, and he looked like this:
Look at him, just a kid.
(for my friends that are a little slow, that is actually Freddie Prinze Jr.)
Can't start a thread but that mystery visitor turned out to be Josh Rosen
Consider yourself lucky.
Is that Goonies??! Me Slauth!!! You Chunk!
The board is hot tonight. Well-done, all!
I know the older guys will get this one.
nice...have to admit though...I'm old and don't know where it's from
Doesn't anyone fucking knock anymore?
MOAR Fast Times
Is everyone of the same mind that Sean Penn's abilities, while impressive, were best captured in this film?
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
Famous scene. If you like boobs do yourself a favor and google image search Phoebe Cates bikini.
Did it. Thanks.
If you right click on photos, one of the options in google is "search google for this image" and most times it will take you to copies of the orignal photo, some of which will tell where it's from.
I'm BEGGING you to gif this.
I don't want to get banned so you will have to click on this link. NSFW!
once you seen one boob, you wanna see em all......HAIL!!!
Great Cars tune.
Ahhhh...Phoebe. This scene was life-altering for many young males. Well done.
My avatar has been ready for this thread for a long time.
Were all the categories "Overrated uses for a belt"?
I thought about editing out the $14,000 and making it $0, but thought the thread might just die and be met with neg votes, so I set my limit at 10 minutes of Gimp work / uploading. I will not make that mistake next time.
I didn't expect much for a Thursday night when I started this thread, but holy **** those were great. My personal favorites were Eminem, Karate Kid, and Dumb & Dumber. Some true LOL's.
Before saving I scanned the rest though to see who I missed and damn, they are all hilarious...Pedro, Goonies, E.T., "Ruined The Program".. Excellent work.
I just lol
See and read in this thread, I would have came here first.....
I wish I could copy the original post to freeze it. It's hilarious. You have a picture of Tom Crean looking totally buzzed. The OP point total right now is 420 and he has 42 up votes and 0 down votes.
You probably have to see it to appreciate it but it was hilarious.
Wooderson: Basketball game is tonight, Tom. Have you figured out how to score on our cross town rival's 2-3 zone?
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
And Dodgeball. Crean has a definite Stiller-ness to him.