County Jail
My buddy, and fellow mgoblogger, is finishing up his sentence in Ingham County Jail. Come to find out, his bunkie is Glenn Winston (lol)! He asked my buddy,
GW: "how tall are you?"
MP: "6'7"
GW: "damn, that's like, Dwight Howard tall"
MP: "no, he's 6'11"
GW: "there's no such thing as 6'11"!
Hahahaha, any questions for your favorite Sparty? I'll pass them on
Well, that was the last thing I expected when I clicked through.
a good lawyer.
wow. jail.
i have to say, i don't have any friend that have done jail time. is that weirdt?
the Michigan fan, isn't in there for beating people up, he just made a bad choice
So we should feel sorry for your friend but make fun of the guy he shares a cell with?
You should get some jail time for the murder of the English language.
i sort of don't give a shit about the english language.
or spell checking
This is a Michigan blog we are all grammar nazis here.
Name: Michigan Arrogance
Avatar: New York Yankees Championship emblem
Gives a shit about the English language?: Sort of not
Let me guess, Lakers fan?
or spelling like third graders is a big part of what separates us from Spartan Fans, give a shit,, man.
Not talking like dumbasses or spelling like third graders is a big part of what separates us from Spartan Fans, give a shit,, man.How right you are because everyone knows Spartan fans can't spell. Fwiw I have seen enough bad grammar on this board, that you could easily use that statement against Michigan fans.
It was a joke man, nobody's immune to gramatical errors and typo's. I'm not THAT much of an elitest, lol.
Sorry, sometimes my sarcasm meter malfunctions.
You guys are serious? About proper grammar on what has become an MLive/RCMB++ board? You really think that what separates Spartan & OSU fans from you dumb fucks is how much you use spell check on a web message board? GTF over yourselves. WE'RE MIIIIIICH!!! BO WOULD NEVER ACCEPT MISSPELLING, LIKE THAT DOUCHE WOODY! LOL DID WOODY EVEN GRADUATE HS? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.
The irony is, I have the handle and the Yankee emblem and the signature at the bottom, and you guys are the ones pulling out the, "We're Michigan fans! We use MOAR proper GRAMMAR! ON THE INTERNET!"
And FTR, not all Yankee fans are front runners. I grew up watching them in the 80s in NYS. LOL YANKEES FANS ARE SO PATHETIC, THEY'RE (<----- did I get it right?) NOT REAL FANS LIKE US!
I give it a 6 out of 10.
You can do better.
Emotionally speaking, what feels worse - getting bitch-tackled by Brandon Graham about .05 seconds after you are handed the ball, or getting a full body cavity search by a bunch of grown men?
On a scale of 1 to Wesley Snipes, how dark is Dantonio's sole?
Should we really be worrying about the man's shoes?
Yes, because with a smaller than average sole, Dantonio is clearly over compensating in the tough guy department; hence a dark soul.
...his fish.
this site has lost its way. points are not awarded for inside info or pithy comments. points seem to be handed out randomly.
the rules for wracking up big points seem to be"
-- post lots of silly, tangential stuff
--dont speak ill of World Cup soccer
Just to illustrate my point, this comment will surely be negbanged, yet I am going to deliberatley post some of the kind of tangential, silly stuff that brings points on other pages.
...Did you have a different name before or did you form this analysis in the 7 days you've been a member?
If the latter is the case, wait until football season starts and we're not talking about "tangential" or World Cup stuff.
+1 to you. Good day, sir.
Stay classy everyone. Nothing like kicking a guy while he is down.
We wouldn't be kicking him if he'd quit assaulting people while he's up.
Never been one to kick a guy when he's down, but it's really hard to have any sympathy for Winston.
Kicking a guy while he's down, isn't that why he got sent to jail?
wow. This off season is just plain torture. Good post I got a laugh out of it. Bad choices is usually what will land a guy in the pokie. I have often wondered why they call it the pokie.
I hope they don't call it the "pokie" for what happens in the showers.
I am sure the circle jerking on here helped prepare him for the real life CJing in there.
Not sure how I feel about abbreviating it to CJing. Seems way too casual. Got something to tell us?
Come on man, we all know Big Redacted is a fan of the redacted
about Sparty. Well, except that they seem to get such a pass by the media. That I still don't understand.
well this thread devolved quickly.
If his time behind bars counts towards his Spartan community service time?