He spits hot fire!
You made a great choice by coming to Michigan.
This is fixing to be a banner day for the McCaffreys. First this, and then the first round of the draft for Christian McCaffrey.
Congrats - this will look great in Dylan's trophy case next to his Heisman.
Can't wait to see you in Fall Camp. Our QB future looks bright indeed.
And not just projected from his eyes. And no sharks, even those with ferking laser beams on their heads, were harmed in this announcement. Kudos.