This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Confirmed: Floyd, Hagerup, Hawthore suspended
December 16th, 2012 at 7:03 PM | 
Missing tag
Missing tag
December 16th, 2012 at 4:11 PM |
I'm really disappointed we
I'm really disappointed we
I'm really disappointed we won't get to see the patented JT Floyd Piggy Back Tackle 15 yards downfield
If I tell you it's Easter, you better start looking for eggs.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
December 16th, 2012 at 4:42 PM |
Damn it Will!
Damn it Will!
Tradition is something you cannot bottle. To hell with Ohio.
December 16th, 2012 at 5:00 PM |
goto stay away from the
goto stay away from the
goto stay away from the grass!
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
December 16th, 2012 at 5:03 PM |
It kills me that now Floyd is
It kills me that now Floyd is
It kills me that now Floyd is going to have to deal with this shit throughout his whole NFL deal. I wish Hoke would have made him and Hawthrone have some ridiculous punishment (stadium stairs, study table, volunteer work) before the bowl game so that they could still come to the game and maybe not start but play.
December 16th, 2012 at 7:16 PM |
Maybe Floyd should have
Maybe Floyd should have
Maybe Floyd should have thought about the consequences before he did the thing that got himself suspended.
December 16th, 2012 at 5:10 PM |
Is Hagerup
Is Hagerup
EVER going to get it together? I cannot imagine a more ideal situation than to be making over a million dollars kicking footballs in the NFL - especially punting. There is no likelihood of concussion related injuries, you're never going to have a game blamed on you, you don't have grueling practices, etc. Will is flirting with losing all that.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:04 PM |
I wouldn't say there is no
I wouldn't say there is no
I wouldn't say there is no likelihood of concussions. Punters are vulnerable when they're kicking (and if the kick is blocked, the punter is fair game to be hit) and can be violently blocked on long punt returns.
December 16th, 2012 at 5:37 PM |
Floyd Simmons is probably
Floyd Simmons is probably
Floyd Simmons is probably most upset over all of this
If I tell you it's Easter, you better start looking for eggs.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
December 16th, 2012 at 6:21 PM |
Speculation based on speculation
Speculation based on speculation
Do they do urine drug tests or take hair samples?
IF Floyd got suspended for smoking weed AND they use hair samples, could this explain why he chopped his dreads off earlier this season?
Hmmmmmmm... I think I'm on to something.
Every day, I thank God that I am not a Sparty fan...
December 16th, 2012 at 6:53 PM |
This also explain why the
This also explain why the
This also explain why the entire Oregon football team transfered to Colorado!
December 16th, 2012 at 7:04 PM |
Time to Punt
Time to Punt
Three years in the program, suspended three times. Why wait to make it 4 for 4. Obviously the young man doesn't feel it is an honor to wear the winged helmet. Why waste a scholarship on a player you can't depend on to follow the rules. We have Wile to punt and we can use this scholarship to add another 4 or 5 star player to our already great class. It's time to punt Wil from the team.
Bud & Sparky say GO BLUE!!
December 16th, 2012 at 9:31 PM |
Hagerup
Hagerup
Shame on you, shame on me. Sorry dude it's over at UM for him, I hate to bet. Yes I feel bad for Floyd I am sure he wanted to play in this up-coming game against the other SC team. This like any news of this nature is poorly timed though, and I do trust the coaches in whatever their determination of just retribution for the kids.
"I am excited to be with Brady and I am excited about where this program is headed" D C Coach Mattison
December 16th, 2012 at 10:50 PM |
Third failed test for each
Third failed test for each
Third failed test for each after being told it was coming before the end of the month. Smh. Also not suspended they gone.
December 16th, 2012 at 10:51 PM |
What year is it?
What year is it?
If this is all because of a single positive test result for marijuana, the whole thing is incredibly frustrating. The players are dumb for having broken a rule, and the rule is stupid because weed is pretty much harmless. Unless Hoke has some indication that the players actually have a serious drug abuse issue, this is a terrible reason for Floyd and Hawthorne to have to miss their last game.
Polonium 210 is the new dilithium.
December 16th, 2012 at 10:57 PM |
Not first but third for each.
Not first but third for each.
Not first but third for each. worst part is they knew it was coming
December 16th, 2012 at 11:15 PM |
Where are you getting this
Where are you getting this
Where are you getting this "third strike" thing from?
December 16th, 2012 at 11:18 PM |
friends with a player. he
friends with a player. he
friends with a player. he says the guys are pissed
December 17th, 2012 at 12:42 AM |
I'm skeptical.
I'm skeptical.
I'm skeptical.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:19 AM |
The guys as in the 3 who
The guys as in the 3 who
The guys as in the 3 who failed the test or the whole rest of the team?
"They will meet a dastardly fate here for that! There isn't a Michigan Man who wouldn't like go out and scalp those Buckeyes right now."
December 17th, 2012 at 8:14 AM |
The guys as in the rest of
The guys as in the rest of
The guys as in the rest of the team. And turd, i understand your skepticism but im telling the truth i promise
December 17th, 2012 at 3:21 AM |
Harmlessness of weed is irrelevant
Harmlessness of weed is irrelevant
They know the team rules, they KNOWINGLY violated the team rules, and now they are paying the price. Who cares what people's personal feelings on weed are? If smoking it is expressly against team rules, then if you do it, you are an idiot. Especially if you KNOW you are going to be tested.
December 17th, 2012 at 12:25 PM |
It doesn't matter how Hoke feels on it.
It doesn't matter how Hoke feels on it.
It's a school policy.
Brandon increased the frequency of his program's testing, and stiffened the penalties for a positive test, according to the report. Michigan athletes now are suspended for 10 percent of their team's competitions for a first positive drug test and 33 percent of competitions after a second. They receive a one-year suspension from all activities for a third positive result.
http://www.annarbor.com/sports/um-football/athletic-director-dave-brando...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
December 16th, 2012 at 11:07 PM |
Hagerup is iffy to me, 3rd
Hagerup is iffy to me, 3rd
Hagerup is iffy to me, 3rd strike... It shows not a mistake, but a lack of remorse and no willingness to accept responsibility. I don't want to sound harsh, but I mean.. Really?
HAIL.
December 17th, 2012 at 7:54 AM |
This opens up more
This opens up more
This opens up more scholarships to give to a field goal place holder, since we already have the long snapper covered.
December 17th, 2012 at 8:43 AM |
Boubacar
Boubacar
Is he out of prison yet? He probably has some eligibility left for at least one more game!
December 17th, 2012 at 8:58 AM |
I'm getting pretty damn sick
I'm getting pretty damn sick
I'm getting pretty damn sick of the number of player misconduct issues this team is having.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi
December 17th, 2012 at 9:55 AM |
I don't really feel we have
I don't really feel we have
I don't really feel we have that many issues and I feel our coaches deal flexibly and appropriately to those issues that do arise.
Could be worse. Could have been Kinesiology.
December 17th, 2012 at 10:41 AM |
Meh, we only know the
Meh, we only know the
Meh, we only know the situations that become public which I'd have to imagine is only a fraction of the misconduct that goes on behind the scenes. I'd say having the amount of players suspended/having run-ins with the law in the past few years is a bit unsettling.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:06 PM |
If a player gets arrested,
If a player gets arrested,
If a player gets arrested, the football program isn't going to be able to keep it quiet even if it wants to. It doesn't have that kind of power.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:03 AM |
Wondering if this has
Wondering if this has
Wondering if this has something to do with it. WH in court today. Traffic DEV? What does that mean? Just a red light ticket?
You clearly forgot to add a "/s" ...