Dammit if I wouldn't have bought a shirt by Six Zero if it were a picture of a kid in a t-shirt with a traffic cone over his head with the subtitle "Coner." i DARE 60 to make this shirt and present it as an option. i'll buy 10*.
i'm sorry but you know Coner has to search the internets and the amount of guff and mascot-level status he has become on this site and others... i want to buy the kid dinner the day his eligibility is done and it's legal to. he seems like a good enough kid and he's taken his spot with zero transfer attempts or public complaints. he didn't leave when he found out he'd always be 3-4 back. he knew the sidelines would be his place and i think that's awesome. maybe even moreso than Sheridan because at least he knows what it sounds like to hear the crowd roar when it's HIS pass that scores
(* i don't have this type of money but such a phrase gives authority and credibility immediately to any sort of commercial claim)