I thought some of you might enjoy this. Hopefully its not too small.
Hopefully its not too small.
Never utter this phrase in front of a woman.
I could barely read it - I am unsatisfied.
I don't even have to read the post.
The answer is NO.
Now that I read it...
NO...I still couldn't bare to see it, even if I couldn't hear it.
that's pretty funny. Never heard of that movie before...
I was going to rip on you for this post, but it turned out to be funny. +1
They have combined two of the most god awful things known to humanity in one poster. Swap the wolf's face for Boren's and the apocalypse is here.
Don't fall asleep. You'll just have to watch it again.
So here's The Oatmeal doing one for me:
This is very funny. Now, I don't have to see that movie!
If someone actually did this i feel like a bunch of thirteen year old girls would be on trial for murder right now.
Twilight: The saga of a girl who must choose between necrophilia and beastiality.
Which is worse, listening to teenage girls giggle throughout a crappy movie or have a hive of bees screaming at you for two hours throughout a crappy movie where you can't hear the dialogue? That is a question I do not want to know the answer to.
Im being forced to watch it tonight with my girlfriend. Im thinking about stabbing my eyes out with some plastic forks? If I go I promise you will see me on the news shooting up the part of the screen where Jacob is. So watch the news tonight to see if i snapped.
you should rethink your commitment to the relationship.
Agreed, or take some acid before you go.
that he meant:
"If I go to this movie with her, she might let me get to second base."
Good luck finding them.
shooting all over the screen where Jacob is? Too much info, brah.
shooting a AK47 with a hundred round clip all over the screen
Pack a book and about 10 minutes in (or even after the previews) excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and just read the book on the shitter for most of the movie. Go back in after 90 minutes or so and claim you had the runs and didn't want to constantly have to get up during the movie and bother the people around you.
The other option is to go to a theater that has booze and just get totally housed before the movie starts. Unfortunately, this may make you cackle out loud at the movie and cause you to be destroyed by a pack of angry 13 year olds in love with werewolves and sparkly vampires.
Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.
from 09 was one of the ONLY days I have ever said "sad day to be a Wings fan"
give the Michigan native a break - any Wings fan is OK by me.
I threatened to break up with my girlfriend if she even asked me to go. Little did I know she shares my opinion of Twilight. I'm going to marry her.
I have two "tweens" and I am forced to watch these on DVD. WIFE: "to be involved with your daughter's interests" because WIFE: "they watch your Michigan and Red Wings games" so I guess the karma equals out - at least I don't have to see it in the theaters.
NOTE: wife falls asleep too.
Considering the message those books send girls (you are property, men are monsters with no control over their urges, and then woooooo BDSM that breaks half the bones in your body and pedophilia is great!) I think you can safely ban them.
Twilight is fucking creepy.
Talk about karma being a cruel mistress, that just sucks. The only difference is that they probably don't feel like bashing their head in after watching a game like I'm sure you do after a Twilight viewing.
It's a little better.
Edit for spelling, stupid iPhone.