Lil Michigan Man 7

July 9th, 2011 at 8:52 PM ^

Although i think we lead (recruits don't visit two times in quick succession without serious interest) i don't necessarily  think he will commit this weekend. Plus I've heard he is visiting tomorrow so don't hold your breath.

 

jg2112

July 9th, 2011 at 9:15 PM ^

It might just be that Ace Williams is correct. Perhaps he's right and actually does have a connection? I'm not sure why this is a bad thing given the subject matter that he's making assertions about (namely, quite awesome Michigan commitment news).

BiSB

July 9th, 2011 at 9:26 PM ^

94% of the country has no idea who Ace Williams is.  3% think he's one-half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.  And the other 3% could give a shit if he got it right.

Besides, regardless of credit, that event would be cause for much WOOOOO.

BiSB

July 9th, 2011 at 9:08 PM ^

What is Hoke's ideal vacation?

  • Smashing rocks into smaller rocks (MAN-VACATION);
  • Wander around Up North, yelling, "this is MICHIGAN, damnit";
  • Find new and interesting things to point at; or
  • Just sit at home and hide from the relentless horde of 4-star recruits trying to commit?

beangoblue

July 9th, 2011 at 9:14 PM ^

His home is a cave in Michigan with a secret entrance that moves locations and is only revealed when He finds a new thing to point at. Rocks and smaller rocks are his breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Cultural Enrichment

July 9th, 2011 at 9:22 PM ^

Hopefully whatever he does, he makes time for finding key phrases to repeat over and over for the media that make everyone fondly remember our wonderful past (e.g. Man-ball) while scheming ways of using our awesome offensive talents in new and innovative ways (e.g. Denarding up and down the field in record time and efficiency). 

RedGreene

July 9th, 2011 at 9:48 PM ^

Hoke's vacation would consist of a trip to Cedar Point.  An appointment with a masseuse.  Taking his German Shorthaired Pointer for a long walk.  And painting the family cottage his favorite Farrow & Ball paint color, Pointing.  Oh, and lots of pointing.