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January 31st, 2010 at 5:07 PM
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Ziff72
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Coachspeak 101

I saw that Gerg was going to simplify things this year to help out the young guys. That bodes well because the last time we heard that was 06 when English took over.

I like Gerg, but this is classic coach speak. After every bad defensive year the coach sasy we're gonna simplify things so the kids can play more aggressive. Have you ever heard a DC say, "well my schemes were way too simple last year so we're going to get really complex this year, these dumbasses better start learning up or they won't see the field."

The coaches need to say something to the media so I don't blame them per se , I just find it funny. I I love the predictability of the talk according to the situation.

Brian has noted how every incoming DC is going to blitz more.

My personal favorite is when the control freak coach leaves and is replaced by the fun loving coach and they say yhey are going to open things up a little bit more despite their previous success. This is always follwed by the players (usually the qb) saying how things are really going to take off now that they have more freedom. Then it really doesn't.

Anybody have their favorite??

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:16 PM | Good point but it should also be expected... (Score:1)
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Here at Michigan we're going to be installing a state of the art spread option attack that is not suitable for any QB with NFL aspirations. The defense will be geared towards a spread style passing attacks because so many of those exist in the big 10 these days.

"He has an uncanny ability to get kids to believe in him and believe in themselves. He doesn't do it with smooth words. He's not smooth. He does it by being the same genuine person day after day." ~Jason Whitlock on Brady Hoke

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:16 PM | We just need to be more (Score:1)
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We just need to be more aggressive.

"There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion."

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:20 PM | You want to crown 'em, go (Score:1)
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You want to crown 'em, then crown their ass!

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:18 PM | When all else fails, "we're (Score:1)
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When all else fails, "we're rebuilding".

"He has an uncanny ability to get kids to believe in him and believe in themselves. He doesn't do it with smooth words. He's not smooth. He does it by being the same genuine person day after day." ~Jason Whitlock on Brady Hoke

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:21 PM | "No, we haven't even begun (Score:1)
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"No, we haven't even begun thinking about our huge rivalry game with that team that we absolutely hate. Were just gonna take it one game at a time."

You play to win the game

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:26 PM | "We're gonna go out and leave (Score:1)
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"We're gonna go out and leave it all on the field."
"We're gonna give 110%."
"At the end of the day..."
"It is what it is."
"I think if we -----, and -----, we're going to be okay."

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:26 PM | We aren't talented enough to (Score:1)
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We aren't talented enough to make mistakes, and win! The Best!

best part of the movie 300.... 300 spartans die!!!

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January 31st, 2010 at 5:38 PM | To win this game, we have to (Score:1)
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To win this game, we have to score more than the opposition.

Hail to the Victors!

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January 31st, 2010 at 6:14 PM | "We're playing hard... (Score:1)
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...but we're making too many mistakes. The opportunities are there, we just need to take advantage of them."

Translation: HOLD ONTO THE GODDAMN BALL

They no longer call me Bisbiño

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January 31st, 2010 at 6:25 PM | Love this thread. How about (Score:1)
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Love this thread.

How about "I wish you guys could see the development we are making during the week in practice. The guys put it together in practice, but it hasn't translated onto the field on Saturdays yet" or something along those lines.

"Fumbles the snap...takes off...broken plays are very dangerous for a kid like this! Look at that speed! See ya!"

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January 31st, 2010 at 6:29 PM | I'm a man! I'm 40! (Score:1)
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I'm a man! I'm 40!

For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.

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January 31st, 2010 at 6:31 PM | "They are who we thought they (Score:1)
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"They are who we thought they were" -Dennis Green

"You play to win the game" -Herm Edwards

"We'll win when we deserve to win"

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January 31st, 2010 at 6:38 PM | "Like I said" (Score:1)
jmblue
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I enjoy when players/coaches say "Like I said" to refer to something they didn't say before in the interview.

Reporter: How are you going to get ready for the big game against Team X?

Player: We're gonna come out and just play our brand of ball, and like I said, if we control the line of scrimmage and take care of the ball, good things are going to happen. So we're just going to come out and, like I said, put pressure on the quarterback..."

(They also love to start sentences with "We're gonna come out" Did we fear they might stay in the locker room?)

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February 1st, 2010 at 10:46 AM | So, coach, what's your plan for the second half? (Score:1)
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"Well, you know, we were gonna come out and play them hard, really stick our assignments and try to get some scoring going, but it is terribly cold, and I don't know about you, but I and a couple of the coaches are serious pansies about the cold. I mean, like, I need a blanket and some hot chocolate right now. SO instead of coming out, I thought maybe we'd stay in there, and see if the other team wants to finish this game with a competitive round of bridge."

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
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January 31st, 2010 at 6:40 PM | Instead of "we'll complicate things," (Score:1)
MGoViso
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they'd say, "We're adjusting our defensive philosophy and implementing more packages to better utilize all our depth and to get the proper type of athlete in depending on the situation."
Translation: OH SHIT COACH AM I SUPPOSED TO GO IN OR NOT?

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January 31st, 2010 at 7:07 PM | Coachspeak in the New Millenium (Score:1)
Tamburlaine
Joined: 01/30/2010
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Damn kids with their cell phone cameras and pictures on the intranets!

The only thing that really matters is sex.

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January 31st, 2010 at 7:17 PM | The kids are playing their tail off... (Score:1)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvrRvUYRdD8

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January 31st, 2010 at 7:30 PM | "We need... (Score:1)
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...to do a better job on the glass. We can't keep giving them second chances on offense."

Translation:

They no longer call me Bisbiño

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January 31st, 2010 at 8:25 PM | First time we block out we (Score:1)
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First time we block out we get called for a damn block out for pushin' people.

derelicte

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January 31st, 2010 at 7:49 PM | Coachspeak was invented (Score:1)
Bluerock
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Coachspeak was invented because they couldn't tell the truth, why.... BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Coaches can't say ...we can't throw,can't run,can't tackle,can't defend against the pass,we just are not very good.
Our players have little stubby legs and stumps for arms and small hands,there is not a football player in the bunch.

Endeavor to persevere...
Yes I know hi-jinx (high jinks) is not a word,but it looks good.

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January 31st, 2010 at 9:08 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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They no longer call me Bisbiño

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February 1st, 2010 at 5:43 PM | This is the appropriate Bull (Score:1)
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This is the appropriate Bull Durham clip. Not coach speak but it hits some big sports cliches. I love this movie.

The Team, The Team, The Team.

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January 31st, 2010 at 7:57 PM | "How do you feel about you're (Score:1)
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"How do you feel about you're teams execution?"......."I'm in favor of it"

"what the hell is wrong with u?" "me? Nothing! you on the other hand, have a bullet inside of you!"

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January 31st, 2010 at 11:50 PM | We should have been in the ballgame with that FG! (Score:1)
megalomanick
Joined: 07/06/2008
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"The kids are playing their tails off and the coaches are screwing it up!"

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