Coaching Tornado - Predictions for the the rest of the week
Sunday, January 10th - Pete Carroll announces he's leaving USC to coach the Seattle Seahawks
Tuesday, January 12th - Lane Kiffin leaves Tennessee to fill the vacant coaching spot at USC
Wednesday, January 13th - Rich Rodriguez leaves Michigan to fill the vacant coaching spot at Tennessee
8:00am Thursday, January 14th - Brian Kelly leaves Notre Dame to fill the vacant coaching spot at Michigan
1:00pm Thursday, January 15th - Bill Belichick leaves the New England Patriots to fill the vacant coaching spot at Notre Dame
1:30pm Thursday, January 16th - Lane Kiffin leaves USC to fill the vacant coaching spot at New England
1:35pm, Thursday, January 16th - Will Ferrell leaves the set of Anchorman 2 to fill the vacant coaching spot at USC
1:37:05pm, Thursday, January 16th - Charlie Weis leaves a ham sandwich in the coaches' offices of the Kansas City Chiefs to fill the vacant lead role in Anchorman 2
1:37:10pm, Thursday, January 17th - Charlie Weis returns to collect the ham sandwich
1:45pm, Thursday, January 18th - A turkey sandwich is ordered from the deli down the street to fill the vacant spot on the lunch table of the Kansas City Chiefs
2:00pm, Thursday, January 18th - Lane Kiffin leaves the New England Patriots to fill the vacant spot left in the deli by the turkey sandwich.
January 13th, 2010 at 10:59 AM ^
I lieu of the forth coming events described here I would like to remove my name from any consideration for any opening that may come up. It is 3 weeks to NSD and I have waaaaaaay to many facebook pages to scan through in a non creepy way. On the other hand, Bob Stoops may or may not be interested in any one of those said positions!
January 13th, 2010 at 11:04 AM ^
as good as gone already.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:09 AM ^
Under no circumstances does Charlie Weis leave a ham sandwich.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:18 AM ^
Unless he comes across a quadruple bypass burger from the infamous Heart Attack Grill
January 13th, 2010 at 11:13 AM ^
After all, where is there left for him to go in basketball? I figure him for the vacant Oklahoma job after Stoops takes the New England gig.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:58 AM ^
Larry Brown will leave to join Kiffin's staff as head of "pissing players off."
January 13th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^
that's gravely concerned by the number of Thursday's there are in this proposed week. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing that Friday is coming and I don't know how many Thursday's in a row I can take...