October 16th, 2012 at 7:22 AM ^
1. Is that pumpkin wearing blackface?
2. Did that guy make the jersey by hand?
Sometimes, the things you do say a lot about you. And sometimes, the things you do say everything about you.
October 15th, 2012 at 10:57 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 10:58 PM ^
Robinson being attacked by "Thing" from the Adams Family?
October 16th, 2012 at 12:08 AM ^
i think that is supposed to be tom gholstons hand spinning his head around...
October 16th, 2012 at 1:13 PM ^
Paraplegic humor.
You ethier get it or you don't.
October 15th, 2012 at 10:59 PM ^
Pshhh packaging engineers. I built cooler things in my sandbox
October 15th, 2012 at 11:07 PM ^
If they were more creative and for only a modest increase in production budget, they could have added a second act using the same model, giving it a Lewan jersey, and putting on another plastic hand to simulate an arm bar.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:41 PM ^
Getting that head to spin is the greatest engineering triumph to come out of East Lansing in the past century.
October 16th, 2012 at 1:43 AM ^
Supporting evidence is always helpful.
October 16th, 2012 at 8:20 AM ^
Whew! For a second there, I thought there was a stealth fighter flying out of my computer screen to attack me. Scared the shit out of me.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:06 AM ^
You just know that the next time MSU comes to Northrop Grumman and Ford for sponsorship, it'll either be a "hell noze" or "Okay, but please don't put our logos in such a conspicuous place. In fact, no need to tell anyone we gave you any support."
October 15th, 2012 at 11:00 PM ^
I get it. You're so funny, Tom.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:06 PM ^
That's something my little brother would do. Use a Holiday as an excuse to remind me he beat me in something. Wonder what he will do after Michigan wins this weekend? Someone should find that guys house.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:07 PM ^
What the F David Blaine.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:15 PM ^
Stay classy MSU.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:25 PM ^
You lied to me, you told me it was classy.
October 16th, 2012 at 1:17 AM ^
HE FORGOT TO PUT THE "/s" AT THE END.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:27 PM ^
Well, this certainly takes the novelty away from my idea of carving a pumpkin depicting Tommy getting the wind knocked out of him. Darn.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:30 PM ^
I'm at home for fall break and the Internet here is quite slow...so when I first opened the thread I saw the OP and nothing where the embedded video is
October 15th, 2012 at 11:42 PM ^
I am beginning to think that this is what would have resulted if Ed Wood had been around long enough to produce a Spartan hype film. Between the clamp and wiring being clearly visible in the shot, the amateurish pumpkin and the motor noise being audible, I have to think this one gets drilled over at Rotten Tomatoes. The symbolism takes a back seat to a torrent of mediocrity, and the pinkie ring (an undisguised Ty Rap) on the disembodied hand is very awkward, but yet fitting somehow.
October 15th, 2012 at 11:44 PM ^
Are you kidding? This is clearly a Spielburg production... to be released under the name Alan Smithee.
Hey, if you had to make a movie in EL working with Spartans, you'd win your case that your staff was incompetent and robbed you of directorial control, too.
October 16th, 2012 at 12:33 AM ^
I would usually agree that there is no such thing as a "classy Spartan" anything, but I will give them a bit of credit here: this is as "classy" as it ever gets in EL.
October 16th, 2012 at 1:01 AM ^
i kept expecting it to explode... but i guess you don't just blow up something in which so much is invested. i mean, that toy helmet has got to be worth at least a couple coors lights.
October 16th, 2012 at 1:08 AM ^
Looks like MSU has their own Dexter
October 16th, 2012 at 3:48 AM ^
Seems like an irresponsible way to spend your welfare check.
October 16th, 2012 at 8:34 AM ^
That's Bridge Card to you...
October 16th, 2012 at 6:25 AM ^
Just think, a couch was able to live for an extra couple of weeks due to the fact that a Spartan was not able to concentrate on his normal proclivities. So please let's think of the couches and be thankful!
October 16th, 2012 at 9:30 AM ^
I'm a little creeped out that someone spent the time to make all of that. I'm even more creeped out that he spent even more time to make a video of it. That being said, when I finally realized what it was, I'm not gonna lie, I chuckled. We'll kick their asses Saturday, and for "Tom's" sake, I hope Hoke didn't tell Lewan that Gholston is a donkey.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:33 AM ^
Well, I guess they can't complain should our guys decide to take Maxwell out after the play is over. Who's their backup QB, anyway?
October 16th, 2012 at 11:22 AM ^
ummm...what the heck was that?
October 16th, 2012 at 11:28 AM ^
Just when I thought I had too much time on my hands...
October 16th, 2012 at 12:07 PM ^
(I apologize for those who believe this joke is in poor taste, I'm quite bored at work right now...)