Clash of the UM Titans
The continued raping and pillaging of my childhood continues with the digitized remake of Clash of the Titans. To put a UM spin on this, what are some Clashes of UM Titans you would like to see and who would win?
for example:
Jake Long blocking Brandon Graham
Charles Woodson covering Braylon Edwards
discuss
EDIT: perhaps this was not clear - who wins?!
i would have to say that more often than not, Long would be able to handle Graham, given the recently displayed size advantage. Graham would only need to win on about 3 out of 30 plays to have a good showing though
i would also posit that Woodson would handle Edwards on the field, except for in the redzone where Edwards' combination of strength, size and speed made him unstoppable.
Woodley jackhammering Brady
Zoltan Mesko punting to Desmond Howard
Bo and Lloyd in a no-holds-barred steel cage death match.
Tate Forcier vs. Taco Pants
EDIT: Tate wins with a healthy shoulder.
Taco Pants always wins in the end.
Steven Threet runs away from Nick Sheridan. Neither of them accomplish anything in the "fight", though, so everyone gets bored and leaves.
Thanks for the post, brightened my dreary morning. Still laughing!
Glad someone else appreciated it. -_-
Mark Messner chasing Jim Harbaugh out of the pocket
v. HOLD ONTO THE GODDAMN BALL.
Tom Harmon flying his P-51 against one of Ford's Vietnam-deployed F-4s.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:00 AM ^
Bo sticks his finger in Frieder's face and screams that he is not a Michigan Man. Frieder whips the towel from his shoulder and chokes Bo with it. The Crisler Arena crowd of 1,827 cheers wildly.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:15 AM ^
Mike Barwis vs. Justin Boren.
Oh wait, that one already happened.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:19 AM ^
2010 vs. Angry Michigan Hating Gods.
Stay tuned.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:58 AM ^
Michigan Hating God has had a couple strong years.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:51 AM ^
v. Manny Harris
March 16th, 2010 at 10:55 AM ^
DeShawn Sims v. Robert Traylor. Sims wins again and again and again, and shows that while this season was disappointing, we've had it worse.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:54 AM ^
Tom Brady v. a blind-side corner blitz from Woodson. Woodson wins, because he strips the ball. Wait, no?
March 16th, 2010 at 11:42 AM ^
Grbac vs. Navarre in a foot race.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:34 AM ^
Jalen Rose and Manny vs. Woodson and Brady in beer pong.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:35 AM ^
Cazzie Russell vs. Glen Rice
March 16th, 2010 at 11:40 AM ^
Shawn Hunwick vs. Greg Daddario.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:50 AM ^
David Harris vs Anthony Thomas
March 16th, 2010 at 12:52 PM ^
Zoltan Mesko versus Gravity. Gravity cowering in fear.
Doomsday Scenario.
In their primes, with the same suit technology.
The best against the best.
The coner pulls through for the upset.
I think Phelps versus Jake Long in an eating contest would be fun to watch