Clash of the UM Titans

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March 16th, 2010 at 9:09 AM
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Clash of the UM Titans

The continued raping and pillaging of my childhood continues with the digitized remake of Clash of the Titans. To put a UM spin on this, what are some Clashes of UM Titans you would like to see and who would win?

for example:

Jake Long blocking Brandon Graham
Charles Woodson covering Braylon Edwards

discuss

EDIT: perhaps this was not clear - who wins?!

i would have to say that more often than not, Long would be able to handle Graham, given the recently displayed size advantage. Graham would only need to win on about 3 out of 30 plays to have a good showing though

i would also posit that Woodson would handle Edwards on the field, except for in the redzone where Edwards' combination of strength, size and speed made him unstoppable.

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March 16th, 2010 at 9:14 AM | Woodley jackhammering Brady (Score:1)
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Woodley jackhammering Brady

March 16th, 2010 at 9:12 AM | Zoltan Mesko punting to (Score:1)
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Zoltan Mesko punting to Desmond Howard

March 16th, 2010 at 9:14 AM | Bo and Lloyd in a (Score:1)
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Bo and Lloyd in a no-holds-barred steel cage death match.

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March 16th, 2010 at 9:40 AM | Tate Forcier vs. Taco Pants (Score:1)
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Tate Forcier vs. Taco Pants

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March 16th, 2010 at 9:41 AM | Taco Pants always wins in the (Score:1)
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Taco Pants always wins in the end.

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March 16th, 2010 at 9:19 AM | Steven Threet runs away from (Score:1)
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Steven Threet runs away from Nick Sheridan. Neither of them accomplish anything in the "fight", though, so everyone gets bored and leaves.

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March 16th, 2010 at 9:40 AM | LMAO (Score:1)
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March 16th, 2010 at 9:44 AM | Glad someone else appreciated (Score:1)
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Glad someone else appreciated it. -_-

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March 16th, 2010 at 9:30 AM | I'll go old school (Score:1)
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Mark Messner chasing Jim Harbaugh out of the pocket

March 16th, 2010 at 9:36 AM | Generic 2008-2009 punt returner (Score:1)
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March 16th, 2010 at 9:46 AM | Tom Harmon flying his P-51 (Score:1)
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Tom Harmon flying his P-51 against one of Ford's Vietnam-deployed F-4s.

March 16th, 2010 at 10:00 AM | Bill Frieder v Bo Schembechler (Score:1)
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Bo sticks his finger in Frieder's face and screams that he is not a Michigan Man. Frieder whips the towel from his shoulder and chokes Bo with it. The Crisler Arena crowd of 1,827 cheers wildly.

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March 16th, 2010 at 10:15 AM | Mike Barwis vs. Justin (Score:1)
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Mike Barwis vs. Justin Boren.

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March 16th, 2010 at 10:19 AM | 2010 vs. Angry Michigan (Score:1)
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2010 vs. Angry Michigan Hating Gods.

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March 16th, 2010 at 10:58 AM | Michigan Hating God has had a (Score:1)
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Michigan Hating God has had a couple strong years.

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March 16th, 2010 at 10:51 AM | Jalen Rose (Score:1)
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v. Manny Harris

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March 16th, 2010 at 10:55 AM | Nice sport switch (Score:1)
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DeShawn Sims v. Robert Traylor. Sims wins again and again and again, and shows that while this season was disappointing, we've had it worse.

March 16th, 2010 at 10:54 AM | On a snowy New England evening (Score:1)
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Tom Brady v. a blind-side corner blitz from Woodson. Woodson wins, because he strips the ball. Wait, no?

March 16th, 2010 at 11:42 AM | Grbac vs. Navarre in a foot (Score:1)
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Grbac vs. Navarre in a foot race.

March 16th, 2010 at 11:34 AM | Jalen Rose and Manny vs. (Score:1)
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Jalen Rose and Manny vs. Woodson and Brady in beer pong.

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March 16th, 2010 at 11:35 AM | Cazzie vs. (Score:1)
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Cazzie Russell vs. Glen Rice

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March 16th, 2010 at 11:40 AM | Diminuitive Netminder Battle (Score:1)
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Shawn Hunwick vs. Greg Daddario.

March 16th, 2010 at 11:50 AM | David Harris vs Anthony (Score:1)
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David Harris vs Anthony Thomas

March 16th, 2010 at 12:52 PM | Zoltan Mesko versus Gravity. (Score:1)
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Zoltan Mesko versus Gravity. Gravity cowering in fear.

 

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March 16th, 2010 at 3:29 PM | Mike Martin VS Chuck Norris (Score:1)
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March 16th, 2010 at 8:29 PM | Michael Phelps vs. Tom Dolan (Score:1)
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In their primes, with the same suit technology.

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March 16th, 2010 at 8:31 PM | Anthony Carter vs. Charles Woodson (Score:1)
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March 16th, 2010 at 8:35 PM | Coner vs. T-Pain (Score:1)
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The coner pulls through for the upset.

March 16th, 2010 at 9:35 PM | Michael Phelps vs Jake Long (Score:1)
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I think Phelps versus Jake Long in an eating contest would be fun to watch

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