LSA Aught One

September 6th, 2017 at 8:36 AM ^

He wasn't wrong.  The non-zero chance could be one of the following:

 

  • Airborn polio is leaked into the South Quad dorms
  • Conscription is re-instated and the entire line is sent to Abu Dhabi to keep the peace
  • Scott Frost's mom gets a job in the South Quad dining hall and brings giardia to work
  • Pete Finebaum says that Michigan is a good team and could beat any SEC team
  • Rashan Gary subscribes to Brady Hoke's Podcast, Clap, Clap, Clap, to brush up on technique
  • Mo Hurst's mom gets him a stuffed beaver for good luck and GERG is reincarnated
  • Harbaugh finally fulfills that promise he once made to me and I am the starting nose tackle on Saturday

 

 

OwenGoBlue

September 6th, 2017 at 12:03 AM ^

I agree I just thought a) this would end up on the board eventually, and b) I'm hoping this is the season of running backs saying words and then frowning. Also I was curious how many people would comment with just "what else is he going to say?!" even if I included that in the OP. Fellow MGoBloggers do not disappoint!

lilpenny1316

September 5th, 2017 at 10:30 PM ^

I had to look him up to see what OP was talking about.  Dude has clip on his Twitter feed from his TD run that was called back.  Don't do that.  Only Heisman candidates breaking a bazillion tackles on a punt return can do that.  SMH.

BillyOcean

September 5th, 2017 at 10:30 PM ^

"I know we will average .5 yards a carry and have no chance" That would get him tons of time on the field I'm sure