Christmas present choice
James Burrill Angell's thread got me wondering...
1. Would you be willing to not receive any Christmas presents to have Michigan win the national championship?
2. Would you be willing to not have sex for an entire year (masturbation included) to have Michigan win the national championship?
***edit for you smokers and drinkers
3. Not smoke or chew for an entire year (includes bongs, doobies, cigarettes, cigars, chew, etc)
4. Not drink any form of alcohol for an entire year (no non-alcoholic beer either)
November 8th, 2009 at 10:17 PM ^
1. Yes.
2. No.
November 8th, 2009 at 10:19 PM ^
Yes on 1: Material things are just that.
Never on 2: I'd have to quit my job in "art" films.
November 8th, 2009 at 10:25 PM ^
I have a feeling #2 is the status quo for many on here. Would this include masturbation ?
November 8th, 2009 at 10:33 PM ^
but I'd have to go with a yes for number 1 and a no on number two.
November 8th, 2009 at 10:36 PM ^
1. yes
2. hell no, lol
November 8th, 2009 at 10:36 PM ^
that masturbation part on no. 2 is the deal breaker, its easy to give up the sex when your not getting any to begin with.
November 8th, 2009 at 10:46 PM ^
I would give up 2 weeks of all sexual activity if it means we beat OSU this year. I would listen to effing country music in a locked room for an hour if it means we beat OSU this year. (thats saying alot)
November 8th, 2009 at 11:05 PM ^
1. Yes, seeing how Michigan winning a MNC at this point would be like Christmas at Easter. Just the gratification of being the best again would take the place of many many Christmases.
2. No. Cmon man!
November 9th, 2009 at 12:27 AM ^
a classic example of "wants" versus "needs"
November 9th, 2009 at 12:55 AM ^
this year.
1. Sure
2. Not on your life or anyone else's
3. OK
4. Does this mean we don't lose in 2010 or the following NC game? If so, I won't need a drink.
November 9th, 2009 at 1:02 AM ^
1. Yes.
2. Yes. But how would that be policed, lol? Seriously, this is my devotion level. I could give a shit about broads right now, I'm just trying to eat and survive everyday.
3. Yes.
4. Yes, but that would probably be the hardest one.
BOOM Quadruple Threat
After surveying this evidence, M has to play better now. Look at what I'm giving up!
November 9th, 2009 at 6:55 AM ^
#1. Yes. NC would be my present.
#2. No. I will explode
#3 & #4. Michigan is my addiction!
November 9th, 2009 at 7:46 AM ^
UM shouldn't need me to stop whacking off or smoking and drinking just so they and their fans can celebrate something they'll forget about when the next season kicks off. Fuck that.
And I don't get any Christmas presents anway. That's for little boys and girls to celebrate. Unless Santa brings me Halle Berry, he can just stick to putting a lump of coal in my kids' stockings, that cheap bastard.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:20 AM ^
Dude, I have totally have sex all the time. With hot girls, too. So hell no on 2. 'Cause of all the sex I'm making.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:47 AM ^
I don't get jacque schmidt for Christmas either (and the people I shop for act like I don't ever do nothing for them by the time New Years rolls around.)
Staving off a massive heart attack another year is good enough for me.
With that gimme my booze and sluts and a cigar afterwards. The crystal football will come.