to play football, not to play trumpet
Best comment of the day. I wonder how many people missed the joke.
I totally agree. It's juvenile and just wrong.
oh your good
Maybe both you fatasses should lose some weight and shut up.
HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN HE IS SO OBESE ISN'T IT HILARIOUS!
I agree. It's just weak and stupid. It was funny for about 10 minute 5 years ago... now it's just overplayed. Like someone making jokes about POOP OMG HAHAHA
POOP.....hehe..... i said poop. hahaha
Whoa! Making fat jokes might be lame but lets not put poop humor in with it.
If these jokes (pictures) aren't funny, than why am I laughing? And yes, I could stand to lose a few pounds, but i'd rather sit.
Drake/Lupe Fiasco? I missed it....
You're right, they're not funny, they're HILARIOUS.
Seriously though, anyone with that much arrogance about leading young men while preaching smarts and discipline should be able to weigh less than a morbidly obese person. I believe the word I'm looking for is hubris.
after i read this thread title, i expected the body to say:
"... they're hilarious!"
Great minds think alike...
They're overplayed. I think they were pretty funny to start, and maybe they're still funny on ND week. They've grown pretty obnoxious of late though.
They are right there with turning someone's name into a pseudo-insult.
Well at least my name isn't "bloeyj" or whatever
but I still laugh at the thought of a "front butt"
When you go jogging, do you leave pot holes?
When you make love, do you have to give directions?
At the zoo, do elephants throw you peanuts?
Do you look at a menu and say "okay"?
(I disagree with OP. Charlie Weis fat jokes are still funny.)
hey man im fat just not charlie weis fat
Yes, that will always be funny.
and fat jokes about a smug a-hole be Hilarioouusss. Like now Mangino jokes are funny, I used to just feel bad for the oompa loompa looking mother f*cker.
I don't think they are funny but I have a little different perspective than most. I used to weigh 297 lbs and I am 6'1". I used to hear them a lot and see the looks and watch the laughs. It sucked. I was told by the doctor that if I didn't do something that I would suffer a heart attack by age 30 so I did. I lost over 100 lbs. Now that I am on the other side of the spectrum I feel sorry for the people who get made fun of because I know how hard it was. I don't get mad when people say jokes because it might be funny to them but you will never hear me say one. There are a lot more funny things to be said than 50 year old fat jokes.
if those girthy mofos weren't jacking up insurance premiums for the rest of us. A good laugh at their expense is well-earned
I can't post this video anymore?
I love that, get a good chuckle every time
Overindulging in vices done by ordinary people is not funny.
Your Grandma getting drunk and using racial slurs, father in law cheating or a heavy sister is not funny.
However Mel Gibson, Tiger Woods and Charlie are funny.
Rich people have the resources to hire cooks, personal assistants, drivers, trainers, etc.
They should not be fat, drive drunk or be nailing Vegas waitresses.
So they are not human and should be perfect since they have the resources to do so? So you would say everyone in the world utilizes every opportunity at their disposal to maximize their personal potential, right?
I understand your points about Mel and Charlie with respect to money and being able to hire help, and even agree.
But Tiger hiring "help" would only exacerbate his problems, I think.
In Charlie's defense (I never thought I'd say that) he did seek help by having gastric bypass performed and losing about 100 lbs. He also almost died from it and sued the docs for malpractice only to be defeated because he couldn't follow their directions. Maybe it's just me, but surgery seems like the last resort, so perhaps he did try dietitians, personal chefs, etc.
Some people are just wired to be fat, kinda like some people are genetically predisposed to be alcoholics, and what man wouldn't nail a hot Vegas waitress? Ok, that one I don't understand because he is married to a blond, Swedish supermodel.
Stop making me homesick, there are still three weeks until Christmas.
comment in this whole thread.
Not funny. Not original. Not witty.
Fat jokes, like a good fart, are immune to the law of diminishing returns. They are funny every time.
never diminish. They are with us forever
You asked for it.
I now find images like the following hurtful and distressing. Using a sophomoric literary allusion like 'Great Weis Whale' and combining it with a photoshopped rendition also belittles the terrible impact of international whaling on our planet's cetacean residents. Since this is probably the last time I'll really have occasion to post the image, which I constructed during a less enlightened period of my life, I will go flagellate myself with a bamboo cane. Thank you for enduring my confession with me, and gaze with empathetic sorrow upon this creation.
When you have two butts, it is to be expected. Charlie Weis is like a Double Mint Gum commercial from hell.
Everyone here has missed the point. The real humor in it was that the "great Notre Dame's leader," the figurehead of their sports program, was a morbidly obese man. This matters. Athleticism, being in shape, does matter in sports, even for the coaches. Do you think it motivates young college players more to answer to a coach who rides around practice in a little cart because it's hard to walk, or to a coach who runs around with vigor and enthusiasm throughout practice??
It was like ND was playing a big practical joke on itself for the past years, and it was funny to those who do not like ND.
On a related note, does anyone else find jokes making fun of Michael Cox's name to be pretty juvenile?
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