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cc: Two guys walk into a bar...

and after drinking several alcoholic beverages decide to make a video.  Here is the result.

http://www.dailytribune.com/articles/2010/12/25/sports/doc4d162b5cc0475785619360.txt?viewmode=fullstory

Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:27 AM | I wish (Score:1)
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One of the guys would have socked you in the eye before you posted this.

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December 26th, 2010 at 2:38 PM | Chill Pill? (Score:1)
romeyjdogg
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He posted a link, not a big deal. Listen and move on.

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December 26th, 2010 at 5:32 PM | It was a terrible link (Score:1)
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And we are all now dumber for having clicked on it.

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:28 AM | Amateurs, dude.  (Score:1)
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Amateurs, dude.  Amateurs.  

"This is a Miss. State team that Michigan shouldn't evenbe playing... they're better than that.  Sorry."

Way to shit on an 8-4 SEC team that played Auburn, among other teams, tough.

Also, the bit about M not recruiting well was a dandy, too.

Touchdown Michigan!

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December 26th, 2010 at 4:33 PM | Mississippi State (Score:1)
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Mississippi State clearly had a better season than Michigan (especially by the respective standards of each team).  That guy truly is an amateur and he lost all credibility as soon as he dumped on Mississippi State.

As far as the game goes, it's a good match-up and will give Michigan a hint of respectability if they can pull this off.  It would be the best win of the season.

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December 26th, 2010 at 8:08 PM | Not only... (Score:1)
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Not only does he seem like an amateur *journalist*, but he seems to be an amateur computer user as well.

Back away from the camera, sirs. You're killing me smalls.

 

My question: Aren't these guys the exact type of people that should be blogging and not being somewhat sanctioned by a "news outlet"? My brain hurts.

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:40 AM | This wasn't even an unsourced (Score:1)
uvadula
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This wasn't even an unsourced rumor about the coaching change, it was just postulation. Why post this?

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:40 PM | This thread was clearly (Score:1)
Negyoazz
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This thread was clearly listed as "cc". Why click on this?

What's your deal?

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:41 AM | high quality (Score:1)
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I certainly expect to see this on ESPN later

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:51 AM | puke (Score:1)
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puke that is all.

GBOD

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:53 AM | Pat Caputo (Score:1)
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The schmuck of all schumucks.

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:55 AM | Pat Caputo? (Score:1)
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He has nothing to offer when it comes to Michigan football. I can't stand him and successfully avoid him most of the time. You may have just ruined my Boxing Day. Thanks.

I love a hoppy ending!

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December 26th, 2010 at 11:55 AM | So two guys walk into a bar.... (Score:1)
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and the third guy ducks.

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December 26th, 2010 at 12:05 PM | No (Score:1)
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The 3rd guy was a midget

If an OSU fan divorces his wife are they still brother and sister?

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:14 PM | Maybe he was a ... (Score:1)
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priest or a monkey....

“Oh Yeah, what he said forgodsakes...”  -   -         

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December 26th, 2010 at 5:50 PM | A horse (Score:1)
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walks into a bar. 

And the bartender asks:    Hey, why the long face...

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December 27th, 2010 at 12:55 AM | A guy walks into a bar (Score:1)
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A guy walks into a bar............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He is an alcoholic and it is destroying his family. 

 

Boom! Antijoked. 

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December 26th, 2010 at 12:04 PM | I can't believe that people can actually get paid for this (Score:1)
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You have got to be kidding me. If I showed up at work and that was the best that I could offer They would be escorting me to the door with my small box of personal effects.

We do the Hoke-y Pokey cause he'll turn this team around. That's what it's all about.

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December 26th, 2010 at 12:09 PM | The only thing Patcould fit into a small box (Score:1)
oHOWiHATEohioSTATE
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Is one of his snacks

If an OSU fan divorces his wife are they still brother and sister?

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December 26th, 2010 at 12:14 PM | Fat Caputo sucks. (Score:1)
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He know nothing.

"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:06 PM | . . (Score:1)
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Oh that's too funny. You changed the 'P' in 'Pat' to an 'F' to spell 'Fat'. So clever.

I'm a cucumber.  | Twitter

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December 26th, 2010 at 12:35 PM | awful (Score:1)
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i have more insider sources than those shmucks ... they didnt even try to claim knowledge of the situation, in fact i now believe it is more probable that richrod comes back because there is no way in hell that these guys deserve the karma of being right

Just Win Baby

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December 26th, 2010 at 12:41 PM | Caputo (Score:1)
ILL_Legel
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One of the good things about being relocated away from Michigan is not hearing Caputo.  Although I have to admit, I enjoyed laughing at him not with him.

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December 26th, 2010 at 12:52 PM | Is there a good, smart, insightful local media person? (Score:1)
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I am so tired of these MORONS (a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, able to work under supervision ) making idiotic statements, predictions offering substandard analysis based on questionalbe 'facts'.  

Is there a good, smart, insightful local media person worth following? 

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:06 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
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@chengelis

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:08 PM | No... (Score:1)
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unfortunately, there is not. I relocated from CT to AA last year, and am convinced I am now subjected to the worst sports talk radio ANYWHERE.

EDIT: Except for WTKA, but the range on that station is all of 15 miles.

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December 26th, 2010 at 2:23 PM | the range on that station is all of 15 miles. (Score:1)
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And that's only between sunrise and sundown.


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December 26th, 2010 at 1:15 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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 "Runnnn!!! get to da choppa"

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:21 PM | caputo (Score:1)
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     What is amazing about Caputo is that he depends upon the English language for his livelihood and yet he repeatedly mangles it when on the radio.  His grammar, syntax, and pronunciation are laughable.  Most of the other stations have someone who does an on-air impersonation of him and the person is ALWAYS made to sound illiterate so it is clear how he is thought of by his peers.  I've long thought that the hardest working person in Detroit media is the editor who has to clean up his garbage before it appears in print.

any bowl will do

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:25 PM | Where's my prize? (Score:1)
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I made it through 30 seconds of that video, what do i get?

"There is not a scale available with which I can accurately measure how much I want you to shut the fuck up right now."

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December 26th, 2010 at 3:10 PM | Good for you (Score:1)
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I couldn't make it past the "play" click. You deserve a posbang.

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Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
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December 26th, 2010 at 1:32 PM | I know who we should send after Caputo..... (Score:1)
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Pat Caputo,   for your sins against Michigan and RR, for not having the brains the Lord gave me and my minions, for being a total clueless tool......

 

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December 26th, 2010 at 1:52 PM | I am tired about hearing (Score:1)
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I am tired about hearing Michigan is not recruiting well.  That must mean Sparty really sucks ass because the Wolverines are still recruiting as good if not better than Sparty.

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December 26th, 2010 at 4:53 PM | that is some of the worst (Score:1)
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that is some of the worst video production I have ever seen. I couldn't even pay attention to what they were saying because everything was awful about that video. ugh.

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December 27th, 2010 at 12:58 AM | Caputo? (Score:1)
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Why is he commenting on Michigan football? Caputo is qualified to talk about many things: Junk food, pie, butter, loneliness... But NOT Michigan football. What a clown 

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