who has an intense hatred for another conference (SEC, obvs) and constantly vote on official ballots with extreme bias against this conference and a penchant for writing shock value articles with seemingly no relevant source. I have inside information about Auburn, and Cam Newton is transferring to Appalachian State tomorrow and giving back his Heisman, and the entire coaching staff has decided to quit for no reason. Also, USC is now in the NCG. And the BCS is now based solely on my ballots, wherein Auburn is ranked 24th.
Unrelated to this false story aimed at humor and continuing/stealing your joke, if I were a sports balloter, MSU would be ranked in the low teens or 20's, and not just because I hate them.