why not make it a threesome.
I did not make this headline up
why not make it a threesome.
Threw up in my mouth wen you made me think of a Tressel, RR, Harbaugh threesome.
People not recognizing satire makes me a sad panda.
This just in, RR to EMU and Ron English to UM. In related news Harbaugh plans to remain coach of the baltimore ravens.
DGDestroys will find you, and take you down.
dave brandon to pizza hut
No! The treachery....
Great thread. Hilarious.
Bobby Ross is coming out of retirement to take this job.
I say Harbaugh to Texans. Kubiak to Ohio St. Tressel to quit. RichRod stays.
with your guess. I like it.
Lonestar to captain Spaceball 1
Panthers take luck as 1st round pick and jh goes with to coach...
Actually I heard from an inside source that Vinny Testaverde is going to be their QB and coach next year.
I heard we were making a run at Danny Hope. Brandon wants a coach that exemplifies Mustaches for Michigan.
UMAmaizinBlue to the bathroom. Sources say Chipotle is the cause.
Twitter update from the john or it doesn't count.
I lol'd immediately after reading the thread title.
Is there any new information about defensive coordinators?
Just dance gopher dance
Stanford to Maryland.
the guys on Stanford's golf team...
SABAN to TOLEDO! just in from ..... drew sharp? better yet terry foster.
G.O.B Bluth named as successor to RichRod. Inside source, really inside.
Like the guy in the $7,000 suit is gonna take a job where he has to stand outside in November.
Like you, when I first heard it I balked. "Tricks!" I thought. But no, not even an illusion.
I hate to even ask, but what is the basis for this nonsense? One assumes a Terp blog or something, but there's no link. Probably for the best.
I will say this re: Gob for HC... if we're going to fire the spread magician, I guess we could do worse than an Illusionist
We don' need no steenking basis...
Harbaugh to hire Maryland
This just in. RR to coach defense and GERG to be head coach! Make RRod see how it feels to coach the 3-3-5 defense and deal with it.
GERG to Chipotle. To fill out an application.
/ sorry that was harsh
I'm pretty sure Shane Falco is quitting the Washington Sentinels to take the Maryland job.
RR to Maryland rumor apparently has some legs
That's precisely the kind of shit we're making fun of here. What does "Tom Deinhart" say?
The more coaches I talk to, the more I hear Rich Rodriguez may be a target for the Maryland job.
Coaches? The one "coach" who really knows, Rich Rodriguez, seems to want to coach Michigan. Where he has a job. As head football coach. And what does it mean to be a "target"?
I know, I know; it's just Twitter. Not the New York Times. You can say that again.
Are you on the verge of having another meltdown? Let me make some popcorn first.
I am making up the rumor Harbaugh to Ohio State once Tressel is forced out. Spread it like wildfire.
A source I trust (me) has discovered that I will be taking over the head coaching job at Michigan. It's a great situation for everyone, since I plan to run the team using multiple daily polls throughout my preparation and will dedicate a coordinator's time to scouring the liveblog on game days to pick up nuggets of wisdom.
well that just wasted a good 10 mins of valuable work time
From everyone here: You're welcome.
Anyone else think the guy from the Invent help commercial looks like Lebron James in 25 years?
mods, please delete all replies to this post and let's start over with more satire-y comments.
My sources tell me Leon Hall and Charles Woodson got an extra year of NCAA eligibility and will be playing at Michigan next season.