CC: Harbaugh to Maryland
December 28th, 2010 at 11:15 AM ^
There is a thread 4 spots down already on this...
December 28th, 2010 at 11:18 AM ^
I think that one was RR to MAryland and the mods killed it already.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:39 AM ^
This thread originally started as a MBB stream thread...
December 28th, 2010 at 8:08 PM ^
A second post for those of us who missed it is great.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
Satire is more awesome than whatever that thread I nixed was.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:21 AM ^
December 28th, 2010 at 11:25 AM ^
shay...
December 28th, 2010 at 12:13 PM ^
OP: Some parts might have been missing?
[John] Harbaugh to [return to his home in] Maryland.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:17 AM ^
Harbaugh to Montpelier Community College.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:18 AM ^
And Mike Leach to Stanford. Perfect cultural fit imo.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:35 AM ^
I think he'd get along fine with the tree.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:38 AM ^
...and the band.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:23 PM ^
he could build a nice shed out of it
December 28th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
Even if that was true, how the hell is that an upgrade from Stanford?
December 28th, 2010 at 11:26 AM ^
It was a joke - a play on all of the CC rumor threads over the past few days.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
Yup Commie Mods killed a post because it had a rumor about RR getting canned and going somewhere else
December 28th, 2010 at 11:37 AM ^
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December 28th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
No, I heard Cowher was going to Maryland. I have an inside track to this information.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
Actually makes sense, that way he can be close to his brother
December 28th, 2010 at 11:50 AM ^
From what I'm hearing, he wants the Maryland job so he and his brother can switch places every other week and see if anyone notices.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
All due respect, but I do not get this one at all. Why would the dude give up his own private toilet...for.....well....Maryland....?
December 28th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^
CC: Bill Belichick to Michigan
I've got a good source on this one guys.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:22 AM ^
Really because I have an inside source that says Lombardi to Michigan.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:27 AM ^
yeah but even he can't fix our defense
December 28th, 2010 at 11:27 AM ^
It has already been determined that Lombardi would not have success with our defense.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:17 PM ^
Buddy Ryan will be his defensive coordinator; Rob Ryan your new linebackers coach. Book it.
December 28th, 2010 at 2:53 PM ^
into dreads, it might work.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:50 PM ^
And Rex Ryan and his foot issues can go to OSU when Sweater Vest is fired,
December 28th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^
Harbaugh to Maryland as Special Teams Coordinator
RR to Northern Michigan University as Equipment Manager
Leach to Montana Tech as Mascot
From same inside source...
December 28th, 2010 at 11:30 AM ^
FACT: Leach will be the new mascot for Tampa Bay, Yarrrgh!
December 28th, 2010 at 11:41 AM ^
Well my bus boy friend in Greenville, NC said that now neither of us are right. Leach wants to stay in college football.
Leach to the Eastern Carolina University...Pirates.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:57 AM ^
The name of that school is EAST Carolina University (no -"ern" suffix).
(ECU alum here. We're picky about that particular thing.)
December 28th, 2010 at 12:05 PM ^
My apologies, but congrats on your new coach. You should really be taking teams to the woodshed now!
December 28th, 2010 at 3:54 PM ^
Would've been cool to see what Leach would've done at ECU. They got the next best thing, I guess.... Ruffin McNeill, former Leach asst @ TTU, and an ECU alum.
Woodshed.... hehehe...
December 28th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^
George likes his chicken spicy
December 28th, 2010 at 1:56 PM ^
GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!
December 28th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^
I work for the Texans, so I'm obviously an inside source, and my kid cousin tells me that Harbaugh to Houston after Kubiak is fired.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:21 AM ^
Please MgoLord - make it go away...
December 28th, 2010 at 11:28 AM ^
December 28th, 2010 at 11:54 AM ^
Yep, that's the one!
December 28th, 2010 at 1:13 PM ^
Actually I believe it was a burlesque house
December 28th, 2010 at 5:54 PM ^
That episode has three of my favorite quotes, all courtesy of Homer J:
When he is asked if he is wearing a paper bag for pants - "I have misplaced...my pants"
Sitting at home alone on the couch - "Bart? Where are you? Your dinner's getting cold...and eaten"
When Bart's job is espoused as a way to keep kids off drugs as he catches a glimps of the show - "Oh yeah, drugs...gotta have drugs"
One of my all time favorite episodes
December 28th, 2010 at 12:04 PM ^
S-U-C-C-E-E-S That's the way you spell success!
That episode was fantastic.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:22 AM ^
I think everybody should post "inside source" information without any links or further insight because 5.8% of the time it turns out to be true.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:28 AM ^
Based on stats that "they" have been hiding.
I love a slow news day.
December 28th, 2010 at 11:47 AM ^
Do you have a link to support you assertion that it is 6.7%; otherwise, there is only the aforementioned 5.8% chance that you are correct.
December 28th, 2010 at 12:17 PM ^
Actually, that's not true. I don't want you to know who my sources are. Because without my sources, what else can we put in tomorrow's paper?