to play football, not to play trumpet
There is a thread 4 spots down already on this...
I think that one was RR to MAryland and the mods killed it already.
This thread originally started as a MBB stream thread...
A second post for those of us who missed it is great.
Satire is more awesome than whatever that thread I nixed was.
You could make it funnier by adding a number of pimp hand snake oil jokes.
OP: Some parts might have been missing?
Harbaugh to Montpelier Community College.
And Mike Leach to Stanford. Perfect cultural fit imo.
I think he'd get along fine with the tree.
Even if that was true, how the hell is that an upgrade from Stanford?
It was a joke - a play on all of the CC rumor threads over the past few days.
Yup Commie Mods killed a post because it had a rumor about RR getting canned and going somewhere else
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No, I heard Cowher was going to Maryland. I have an inside track to this information.
Actually makes sense, that way he can be close to his brother
From what I'm hearing, he wants the Maryland job so he and his brother can switch places every other week and see if anyone notices.
All due respect, but I do not get this one at all. Why would the dude give up his own private toilet...for.....well....Maryland....?
CC: Bill Belichick to Michigan
I've got a good source on this one guys.
Really because I have an inside source that says Lombardi to Michigan.
yeah but even he can't fix our defense
It has already been determined that Lombardi would not have success with our defense.
And Rex Ryan and his foot issues can go to OSU when Sweater Vest is fired,
Harbaugh to Maryland as Special Teams Coordinator
RR to Northern Michigan University as Equipment Manager
Leach to Montana Tech as Mascot
From same inside source...
FACT: Leach will be the new mascot for Tampa Bay, Yarrrgh!
Well my bus boy friend in Greenville, NC said that now neither of us are right. Leach wants to stay in college football.
Leach to the Eastern Carolina University...Pirates.
The name of that school is EAST Carolina University (no -"ern" suffix).
(ECU alum here. We're picky about that particular thing.)
My apologies, but congrats on your new coach. You should really be taking teams to the woodshed now!
Would've been cool to see what Leach would've done at ECU. They got the next best thing, I guess.... Ruffin McNeill, former Leach asst @ TTU, and an ECU alum.
George likes his chicken spicy
GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!
I work for the Texans, so I'm obviously an inside source, and my kid cousin tells me that Harbaugh to Houston after Kubiak is fired.
Please MgoLord - make it go away...
That was when he worked at the Brothel? Classic.
Yep, that's the one!
Actually I believe it was a burlesque house
That episode has three of my favorite quotes, all courtesy of Homer J:
When he is asked if he is wearing a paper bag for pants - "I have misplaced...my pants"
Sitting at home alone on the couch - "Bart? Where are you? Your dinner's getting cold...and eaten"
When Bart's job is espoused as a way to keep kids off drugs as he catches a glimps of the show - "Oh yeah, drugs...gotta have drugs"
One of my all time favorite episodes
S-U-C-C-E-E-S That's the way you spell success!
That episode was fantastic.
I think everybody should post "inside source" information without any links or further insight because 5.8% of the time it turns out to be true.
Based on stats that "they" have been hiding.
I love a slow news day.
Do you have a link to support you assertion that it is 6.7%; otherwise, there is only the aforementioned 5.8% chance that you are correct.
Actually, that's not true. I don't want you to know who my sources are. Because without my sources, what else can we put in tomorrow's paper?
why not make it a threesome.
Threw up in my mouth wen you made me think of a Tressel, RR, Harbaugh threesome.
People not recognizing satire makes me a sad panda.
This just in, RR to EMU and Ron English to UM. In related news Harbaugh plans to remain coach of the baltimore ravens.
DGDestroys will find you, and take you down.
dave brandon to pizza hut
No! The treachery....
Great thread. Hilarious.
Bobby Ross is coming out of retirement to take this job.
I say Harbaugh to Texans. Kubiak to Ohio St. Tressel to quit. RichRod stays.
with your guess. I like it.
Lonestar to captain Spaceball 1
Panthers take luck as 1st round pick and jh goes with to coach...
Actually I heard from an inside source that Vinny Testaverde is going to be their QB and coach next year.
I heard we were making a run at Danny Hope. Brandon wants a coach that exemplifies Mustaches for Michigan.
UMAmaizinBlue to the bathroom. Sources say Chipotle is the cause.
Twitter update from the john or it doesn't count.
I lol'd immediately after reading the thread title.
Is there any new information about defensive coordinators?
Just dance gopher dance
Stanford to Maryland.
the guys on Stanford's golf team...
SABAN to TOLEDO! just in from ..... drew sharp? better yet terry foster.
G.O.B Bluth named as successor to RichRod. Inside source, really inside.
Like the guy in the $7,000 suit is gonna take a job where he has to stand outside in November.
Like you, when I first heard it I balked. "Tricks!" I thought. But no, not even an illusion.
I hate to even ask, but what is the basis for this nonsense? One assumes a Terp blog or something, but there's no link. Probably for the best.
I will say this re: Gob for HC... if we're going to fire the spread magician, I guess we could do worse than an Illusionist
We don' need no steenking basis...
Harbaugh to hire Maryland
This just in. RR to coach defense and GERG to be head coach! Make RRod see how it feels to coach the 3-3-5 defense and deal with it.
GERG to Chipotle. To fill out an application.
/ sorry that was harsh
I'm pretty sure Shane Falco is quitting the Washington Sentinels to take the Maryland job.
RR to Maryland rumor apparently has some legs
That's precisely the kind of shit we're making fun of here. What does "Tom Deinhart" say?
The more coaches I talk to, the more I hear Rich Rodriguez may be a target for the Maryland job.
Coaches? The one "coach" who really knows, Rich Rodriguez, seems to want to coach Michigan. Where he has a job. As head football coach. And what does it mean to be a "target"?
I know, I know; it's just Twitter. Not the New York Times. You can say that again.
Are you on the verge of having another meltdown? Let me make some popcorn first.
I am making up the rumor Harbaugh to Ohio State once Tressel is forced out. Spread it like wildfire.
A source I trust (me) has discovered that I will be taking over the head coaching job at Michigan. It's a great situation for everyone, since I plan to run the team using multiple daily polls throughout my preparation and will dedicate a coordinator's time to scouring the liveblog on game days to pick up nuggets of wisdom.
well that just wasted a good 10 mins of valuable work time
From everyone here: You're welcome.
Anyone else think the guy from the Invent help commercial looks like Lebron James in 25 years?
mods, please delete all replies to this post and let's start over with more satire-y comments.
My sources tell me Leon Hall and Charles Woodson got an extra year of NCAA eligibility and will be playing at Michigan next season.
I heard the same thing, except that they are transferring to Maryland.
Will the "Real" waterboy please stand up?