"Jim's a tough guy and you can see his personality is all over this football team," Fitzgerald said.
There is a thread 4 spots down already on this...
I think that one was RR to MAryland and the mods killed it already.
This thread originally started as a MBB stream thread...
A second post for those of us who missed it is great.
Satire is more awesome than whatever that thread I nixed was.
You could make it funnier by adding a number of pimp hand snake oil jokes.
OP: Some parts might have been missing?
Harbaugh to Montpelier Community College.
And Mike Leach to Stanford. Perfect cultural fit imo.
I think he'd get along fine with the tree.
Even if that was true, how the hell is that an upgrade from Stanford?
It was a joke - a play on all of the CC rumor threads over the past few days.
Yup Commie Mods killed a post because it had a rumor about RR getting canned and going somewhere else
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No, I heard Cowher was going to Maryland. I have an inside track to this information.
Actually makes sense, that way he can be close to his brother
From what I'm hearing, he wants the Maryland job so he and his brother can switch places every other week and see if anyone notices.
All due respect, but I do not get this one at all. Why would the dude give up his own private toilet...for.....well....Maryland....?
CC: Bill Belichick to Michigan
I've got a good source on this one guys.
Really because I have an inside source that says Lombardi to Michigan.
yeah but even he can't fix our defense
It has already been determined that Lombardi would not have success with our defense.
And Rex Ryan and his foot issues can go to OSU when Sweater Vest is fired,
Harbaugh to Maryland as Special Teams Coordinator
RR to Northern Michigan University as Equipment Manager
Leach to Montana Tech as Mascot
From same inside source...
FACT: Leach will be the new mascot for Tampa Bay, Yarrrgh!
Well my bus boy friend in Greenville, NC said that now neither of us are right. Leach wants to stay in college football.
Leach to the Eastern Carolina University...Pirates.
The name of that school is EAST Carolina University (no -"ern" suffix).
(ECU alum here. We're picky about that particular thing.)
My apologies, but congrats on your new coach. You should really be taking teams to the woodshed now!
Would've been cool to see what Leach would've done at ECU. They got the next best thing, I guess.... Ruffin McNeill, former Leach asst @ TTU, and an ECU alum.
George likes his chicken spicy
GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!
I work for the Texans, so I'm obviously an inside source, and my kid cousin tells me that Harbaugh to Houston after Kubiak is fired.
Please MgoLord - make it go away...
That was when he worked at the Brothel? Classic.
Yep, that's the one!
Actually I believe it was a burlesque house
That episode has three of my favorite quotes, all courtesy of Homer J:
When he is asked if he is wearing a paper bag for pants - "I have misplaced...my pants"
Sitting at home alone on the couch - "Bart? Where are you? Your dinner's getting cold...and eaten"
When Bart's job is espoused as a way to keep kids off drugs as he catches a glimps of the show - "Oh yeah, drugs...gotta have drugs"
One of my all time favorite episodes
S-U-C-C-E-E-S That's the way you spell success!
That episode was fantastic.
I think everybody should post "inside source" information without any links or further insight because 5.8% of the time it turns out to be true.
Based on stats that "they" have been hiding.
I love a slow news day.
Do you have a link to support you assertion that it is 6.7%; otherwise, there is only the aforementioned 5.8% chance that you are correct.
Actually, that's not true. I don't want you to know who my sources are. Because without my sources, what else can we put in tomorrow's paper?