CC: Farewell
I just realized that if Jim Harbaugh becomes Michigan's coach, I won't actually find out about it on MGoBlog.
The server will be in full meltdown mode as soon as the news hits. It could be the last we see of each other for months.
So if it happens, farewell in advance. Lives will change by then. People will move on, new people will come in. Milestones will be reached in the cycle of life - births, graduations, marriages, divorces, retirements, deaths.
MGrowOld will become even older and move to Florida. MGoBrewMom and Carlos SpicyWeiner will finally hook up. WD will get married and have kids who will attend Michigan. Brain will shave. Things will be different. They say you can never go back. The MGoBlog you wake up to that morning will not be the same MGoBlog that one day returns to you.
I did not want to live with the regret of not saying a proper goodbye. As each day passes, we get closer to that fateful day where we are all separated from each other, with no reunion date certain. It will be a bittersweet moment, but there can be no joy without some sadness as well. Such is life.
Au revoir, MGoBlog.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:59 PM ^
He's dead.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:35 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 9:38 PM ^
I don't know who this unshaven Brain guy is...but he sounds smart.
OP - you are being way too overdramatic. I am sure after Harbaugh is hired MGo will be back online in time for March Madness.
We might lost some hamsters who die on treadmills but damnit this is what Harbaugh would want.
December 15th, 2014 at 10:43 PM ^
aye captain, they're giving it all they got.
more power Scotty
get me more hamsters...
December 16th, 2014 at 12:51 AM ^
Scotty, forget the hamsters; go with tribbles.
December 16th, 2014 at 8:51 AM ^
Pfftt!!! That's not going to work, tribbles don't even have feet.
December 15th, 2014 at 10:52 PM ^
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December 15th, 2014 at 9:38 PM ^
I'm more worried about a meltdown of epic proportions if we DON'T get Harbaugh.
Please, please, please Jim, come home! I don't know if I can take another dong punch this year.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:41 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
The word "dong" appears on this site:
A. Too often
B. Just the right amount
C. Not nearly often enough
December 15th, 2014 at 10:07 PM ^
D. Harbaugh
December 15th, 2014 at 9:47 PM ^
You have a good point. This poor blog is pretty much screwed no matter what!
Big storm comin'
December 15th, 2014 at 9:58 PM ^
I enjoyed your post, especially the part about MGoBrewMom and Carlos Spicyweiner hooking up. The cougar is on the hunt...
December 16th, 2014 at 7:43 AM ^
for a spicy weiner.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:42 PM ^
For Today Goodbye, For Tomorrow Good Luck, And Forever Go Blue.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:44 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 9:44 PM ^
Reading the comments brings up a good question
Longer 503 error status - Harbaugh or Schiano hire?
December 15th, 2014 at 9:49 PM ^
Thank god they didn't retain Hoke.
We still wouldn't know about it.
December 15th, 2014 at 10:07 PM ^
Rapture, sunshine, rainbows, and we all poop excellence.
Harbaugh does not come home, mushroom cloud, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:49 PM ^
The server room will basically be like this for a day or two...perhaps longer:
December 15th, 2014 at 9:52 PM ^
Satire aside, is there any kind of Capacity On Demand for a blog like this, or does that get too elaborate?
If there's one big surge you can predict in advance, it will be the announcement of whether Harbaugh comes or not.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:57 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 10:04 PM ^
Yeah, I think I might actually miss the cc threads once we hire a coach. I've gone through the 5 stages of grief, now that I'm in the "Acceptance" stage, I think I might be breaking new ground into a new stage, Stage 6= HARBAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 15th, 2014 at 9:59 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
Oh Oh!
December 15th, 2014 at 10:04 PM ^
. . . squirrel!
December 15th, 2014 at 10:02 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 10:08 PM ^
I have a copy of Nixon's "just in case" Apollo 11 failed landing speech ready, in case we get Schiano.
December 15th, 2014 at 10:40 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 10:11 PM ^
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December 15th, 2014 at 10:26 PM ^
'Tis all we have left.
December 15th, 2014 at 10:24 PM ^
"Well, here at last, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-Earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil."
OP is jumping the gun; I thought they had hired capybaras to run the hamster wheels powering the servers?
December 15th, 2014 at 10:15 PM ^
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December 16th, 2014 at 7:49 AM ^
for me to have a cougar, she'd have to be in her 60's. I'm having a hard time (pun NOT intended) getting excited about that. Wait, how many years of separation before you can call it a cougar? Need some expert advice please!
December 16th, 2014 at 9:01 AM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 10:31 PM ^
Regardless of who we get, the blog will be relegated to a geocities text and gif background. It is all that the Intel 486 will support
December 15th, 2014 at 10:48 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 11:12 PM ^
IN BEFORE THE 503!!!11!!
December 16th, 2014 at 12:16 AM ^
Whether Moss has a legit source or not remains to be seen, but I do think something is going on.. Wojo's tweets mixed with other rumblings make it seem like someone in the AD talked.
December 16th, 2014 at 12:27 AM ^
December 16th, 2014 at 9:08 AM ^
never been upgraded so that it can handle traffic like almost any other hugely popular website? Surely Brian can't be spending all of his millions at Zingermans and claim he is too poor to upgrade.
December 16th, 2014 at 12:44 PM ^