CC: Farewell
I just realized that if Jim Harbaugh becomes Michigan's coach, I won't actually find out about it on MGoBlog.
The server will be in full meltdown mode as soon as the news hits. It could be the last we see of each other for months.
So if it happens, farewell in advance. Lives will change by then. People will move on, new people will come in. Milestones will be reached in the cycle of life - births, graduations, marriages, divorces, retirements, deaths.
MGrowOld will become even older and move to Florida. MGoBrewMom and Carlos SpicyWeiner will finally hook up. WD will get married and have kids who will attend Michigan. Brain will shave. Things will be different. They say you can never go back. The MGoBlog you wake up to that morning will not be the same MGoBlog that one day returns to you.
I did not want to live with the regret of not saying a proper goodbye. As each day passes, we get closer to that fateful day where we are all separated from each other, with no reunion date certain. It will be a bittersweet moment, but there can be no joy without some sadness as well. Such is life.
Au revoir, MGoBlog.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:08 PM ^
Two weeks in advance. --@MaioccoCSN: #49ers GM Trent Baalke on @957thegame: Decisions, including on Jim Harbaugh’s future, will be made after the season.
http://t.co/ay5Z25OaWV
December 15th, 2014 at 10:15 PM ^
I hear Ross is sending new hamsters from Miami to boost the servers during an overload- doubling the number of wheels spinning should do it
December 15th, 2014 at 9:08 PM ^
I'm already dead so no changes here
December 16th, 2014 at 8:43 AM ^
You were dead over 90 years when you joined, so I guess anything could still happen.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:08 PM ^
It will be worse if we don't get him and hire Schiano instead...
December 15th, 2014 at 9:13 PM ^
Brian will shut the blog down if Schiano is hired.
December 15th, 2014 at 10:37 PM ^
MGoBlog will implode -- same thing.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:08 PM ^
Keep drinking and shut the fuck up
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December 15th, 2014 at 9:57 PM ^
Stay up and keep fucking drinking?
December 16th, 2014 at 5:42 AM ^
,
MGoBlog !
December 15th, 2014 at 9:08 PM ^
So long, but not goodbye
December 15th, 2014 at 9:09 PM ^
They say the only constant in life is change. I hope this holds true for our recent football proficiency.
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December 15th, 2014 at 9:09 PM ^
Itshappening
December 15th, 2014 at 9:09 PM ^
M-dog knows something.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:16 PM ^
M-dog......give up your sources.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:10 PM ^
as ThePartyRoom2
December 16th, 2014 at 7:35 AM ^
Except you MUST USE ALL CAPITALS OR WE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT THE PARTY ROOM!!!!!
December 15th, 2014 at 9:11 PM ^
Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:20 PM ^
I just wept.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:49 PM ^
I just puked but that's unrelated.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:42 PM ^
It saddens me that the under 25 set have no idea what you mean. You haven't slow danced in the 9th grade until you have done it to Mr. Marx.
Bagheera prefers an 8 hour bender of Air Supply but I am not going to bag on a guy for his personal choices....
December 15th, 2014 at 9:48 PM ^
Dick Marx.
December 15th, 2014 at 10:56 PM ^
Marxism
December 15th, 2014 at 9:14 PM ^
Parting is such sweet sorrow
December 15th, 2014 at 9:16 PM ^
Get off my.......
What were we talking about again?
December 15th, 2014 at 9:52 PM ^
Buffets and shuffleboard.
December 16th, 2014 at 8:46 AM ^
Don't forget Canasta and the ever growing problem of venereal disease amongst senior citizens.
December 16th, 2014 at 12:37 PM ^
Are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of Del Boca Vista?
December 15th, 2014 at 9:17 PM ^
I'm pretty happy as-is.
A Michigan Football win doesn't make me happy; it merely reinforces my existing state of equilibrium by meeting my expectations of victory. I'm in a jovial mood when these expectations are met.
On the other hand, a Michigan Football loss creates a disturbance in the Happiness Force. I'm in a sour mood for the rest of the weekend because my expectations have not been met.
The hiring of Harbaugh will therefore not make me happy in and of itself. What it will do is meet my expectations for the greatest university in the world, and, I hope, prevent those dismal Saturdays when expectations are not met.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:43 PM ^
Man, you gotta let go. There is so much more than M wins. Don't let the rise and fall control your life. Especially in this time of the football program, it isn't worth it.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:19 PM ^
I originally wanted this search to be over quickly, now after reading M-dogs post, I never want it to end.....who am I kidding, COME HOME JIMMY!!!!!!
December 15th, 2014 at 9:24 PM ^
Hi everybody!!!
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December 15th, 2014 at 9:25 PM ^
How does this affect MGoBlog's traffic numbers? Obviously when this goes down (sooner rather than later, btw) it would result in a record number of impressions for this site. Historic, I'd even venture to guess, for any team-centric sports site in existence.
How will that work if nobody can get to the site?
December 15th, 2014 at 10:35 PM ^
Mgoblog gets all the internet monies.
December 16th, 2014 at 2:27 PM ^
Might be a good time to buy some bitcoin.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:29 PM ^
That sounded like the end of a "Based on a TRUE STORY" movie from the 90s.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:30 PM ^
Not to tempt fate, but I look forward to the temporary collapse of M-civilization. After the Restoration I will upvote you repeatedly.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:46 PM ^
December 15th, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
Your words are beautiful. Dare I say, Baugh-terful?
December 15th, 2014 at 9:31 PM ^
Yes but will the GhostofYost return?
December 15th, 2014 at 9:50 PM ^
But I predict we will see at least three new avatars derived from Jungle Book.
December 15th, 2014 at 9:55 PM ^
We'll be on to one of King Louie's monkees by then.
December 16th, 2014 at 8:48 AM ^
Some new incarnations from Downton Abbey....
December 15th, 2014 at 9:34 PM ^
Thought of Slim Pickens riding the bomb in Dr. Strangelove.............Till we meet again. By time I learn to embed this it will be too late. Yahoooooo
December 15th, 2014 at 9:34 PM ^
What about HERM??!! Where the hell is HERM?
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