CC-Call Your Shot
I thought this would be a fun way to waste some time today while at work.
Since it appears as though Brady "Nice Guys finnish* last" Hoke is going to be canned today, we should all throw our chips down on the table and declare who we think the next head coach, OC, and DC at Michigan is going to be.
My money:
HC: Tom Herman
OC: Lincoln Riley (No connection here; just a good coach)
DC: Chris Ash (Coached with Herman at Iowa State, OSU)
*I know, I know. Wan hek ov uh mis pelling.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:20 AM ^
HC Bob Stitt
OC Bob Stitt
DC Bo Pelini
Co-DC Bob Stitt.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:24 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:26 AM ^
Bob Stitt once brought a knife to a gunfight
and came out a winner.
That's all you need to know.
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:25 AM ^
True dat. I heard when Bob Stitt was born, he slapped the doctor.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:27 AM ^
and by old I mean like 6 weeks, which is ancient in MGoBlog terms.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:31 AM ^
The way I hear it, it was against Brady Hoke. Keeping to form, Hoke failed to have a full chamber out on the dueling field and Stitt attcked with a faster tempo, which befuddled the hapless Hoke.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:43 AM ^
I agree with DFW, why is there so much "Stitt for HC" talk? I think Sitt for OC is more appropriate which I would be fine with and from the qoute I read from him is he would be for going to a major program as OC if he had full control. That's fine by me. Let's put more of a proven leader in place at HC
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:49 AM ^
Because the guy is very bright, but also crazier than a jackrabbit who ate a quarter pound of psilocybin mushrooms. Speaking for myself, the suggestions have been tongue-in-cheek.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:52 AM ^
You sure you don't speak for the entirety of MGoBlog?
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:55 AM ^
I'll speak for the entirety of MGoBlog.
I hope people are okay with dick jokes.
December 2nd, 2014 at 9:04 AM ^
Have at it, Darker Blue. Dicks make everything funnier!
December 2nd, 2014 at 9:58 AM ^
Hoes always be laughing when I pull my dick out.
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:28 AM ^
to hear that. If you stay up super late and watch TV, there are some pills you can buy for that problem.
December 2nd, 2014 at 9:22 AM ^
I would keep an open mind if it was Stitt. At least he has a track record of success and he is an innovator.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:22 AM ^
We got Bert on lock.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:26 AM ^
at KLIT worth visiting. Its even almost 200 miles from even Univ of Arkansas in Fayetteville. Nice FBO however...
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:29 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:56 AM ^
heading for KLIT, I'm coming with you.
December 2nd, 2014 at 9:05 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:15 AM ^
I spell it Kommander for alliterative purposes. It's more catchy that way.
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:28 AM ^
KLIT is always so wet when I am there.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:31 AM ^
Sources close to Bert tell me just finished another Miller High Life.
December 2nd, 2014 at 9:13 AM ^
If anyone knows anything about KLIT it is Carlos Spicyweiner.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:44 AM ^
so THATS where the klit is located....natures rubics cube...
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:23 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:26 AM ^
I am a professional technical writer. There are seven or eight words that I always misspell. Finish is one of them.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:27 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:37 AM ^
I used to spell "Lesson" "Lesion" for some strange reason. I had a professor who used to laugh pretty hard when she came across it.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:44 AM ^
all Swedish, no Finnish
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:23 AM ^
Brings entire staff from Utah
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:29 AM ^
I could see Hoke return in a couple of years as an associate AD, but I think it's far more likely he takes a year off then accepts a MAC job.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:24 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:25 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:33 AM ^
When I saw "nice guys finnish last", it brough Leo Durocher's views on the Finnish into a whole new light for me actually. Of course, this quote is more a condensation of a longer passage by Durocher regarding his estimation of where the Finnish people sat in the National League standings, but he would later appropriate the shorter quote.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:25 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:28 AM ^
Wow, you're being really ignorant right now. Finland is Nordic, not Scandinavian. Please take your bigotry elsewhere.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:31 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:29 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:30 AM ^
HC - Les Miles
OC - Anyone not named Cam Cameron
DC - Three small unopened cans of pickled baby corn
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:36 AM ^
But I think we will need a fourth can to compete for championships...
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:36 AM ^
Why do we hate Cam Cameron? Seems to be a widely-held sentiment, but I can't recall any particular reason to not like him.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:46 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:49 AM ^
I don't know if this is the exact same feeling as the board but how much success has he really had? Couple good years as coordinator in SD? That seems to be it.
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:52 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:59 AM ^
I won't tell you that. So there.
(Fair point, but the disdain for Cameron seems to run beyond his abilities to either his personality or history - along the lines of what ReadYourGuard posted above. I've got no opinion on Cameron one way or the other, apart from remembering he was jockeying with Moeller and Carr back in the day to position himself to inherit the UofM HC job from Bo.)
December 2nd, 2014 at 9:03 AM ^
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:32 AM ^
HC - Les Miles
OC - Cam Cameron (sigh)
DC - Chavis
December 2nd, 2014 at 8:32 AM ^
HC-Les Miles
OC-Cam Cameron
DC-Bo Pelini
Bo would only stay for a year or two and then go for a HC somewhere. Cam may inherit LSU if they don't want to do a huge search.