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CBS Report: Alabama players took deer antler spray, other banned substances before 2012 BCS Championship
LOL wow. I have now heard everything.
Is this real life???
Apparently a male stripper was among the folks who gave the players this deer antler spray.
No wonder 'Bama won, Their players were taking illegal animal spray from male strippers while the other team was mourning fake dead girlfrends.
One of the finest posts these sweet eyes have ever seen.
Good joke, but this is the year prior.
No way that a Les Miles-coached team featuring Tyrann Mathieu didn't have a few fake dead girlfriends somewhere...
Was Craig James involved?
Oh it's from last year? I retract my statement then. That post sucks.
Active link to the story, if I am correct - (LINK)
"An Alabama official told SI that S.W.A.T.S. had been sent two cease-and-desist letters by the program, and Auburn and LSU have sent similar letters -- letters the company displays in its offices -- after similar run-ins with the company."
Why do I have this image of this company's sales training being something out of Mel Brooks' "History Of The World: Part I"?
Be correct. Be polite. Push the deer antler spray - we're stuck with it.
It's my understanding that it will amount to nothing because there isn't really anything to pursue. The university has been pro-active about keeping these guys away from their players, so there's no institutional issue. And the players involved, as I understand it, aren't on-field contributors, plus we're talking about snake oil remedies like deer antler (yes, contains small amounts of IGF-1, but tiny amounts that would do nothing even at 100x the dosages given to the players), light beams, and holographic stickers.
Aside from the total weirdness aspect, there really isn't anything to see here from a competitive standpoint. At least that's what I've gathered from reports that actually follow up with who did what and what these things supposedly do.
Well if the players are taking banned substances, they are ineligible, no? And if they are ineligible, the win should be vacated.
How about we just go with no national champion?
I'd rather it be deodorant and dandruff shampoo.
Fry: Wait! Listen. I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn--
Bender: I'll say! Wooo!
Fry: But in this case I-I just don't think it'll do any good.
Bender: That's what she said! Wooooooo!
someone saw the episode and got the reference.
+1 to you!
A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
I almost guarantee no one under 30 yrs old gets that most excellent use of a movie quote.
God I love Dr. Strangelove.
"Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!"
But I must confess, I'm 47 years old.
And even I know that you can't fight in a war room.
BUT HE CAN SEE THE BIG BOARD
23 and I loved it. Boom.
24, and I've watched that movie at least half a dozen times.
...but they're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company.
So can I get this at Lowes?
$39.95 for six ounces. You can also get a European version at Williams-Sonoma for $59.95 for four ounces.
Surely that's already a euphemism for...something.
No Sex Panther jokes? Really?
I wonder if 60% of the time it works every time and if it smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Who isn't taking deer antler spray? To the gentleman whose daughter was writing a paper on the success of the SEC, you can now add deer antler spray.
First, they spike LSU's Gatorade and a Honey Badger goes bat-shit crazy?
Then they substitute it for Te'O's GF's spray tan, causing her to become invisible and eventually expire?
Imagine the justice we could weild with such a weapon.
Sparty and ohio tears would quench the parched thirst of many a midwestern farmer's plot.
There's an old saying I believe that goes something like this. If you ain't spraying deer antler velvet on you then you ain't trying.
They waz uszing Buck Horn spray and now....Roll Tide.
Any links to this? Usually a link is added to the main post
LOL best part of that article:
"The North Korean soccer association attempted to cover its ass by claiming that its deered up athletes were undergoing a traditional Korean treatment given to people after they are struck by lightning. Yes, they expected FIFA officials to believe that five members of the team were simultaneously struck by lightning and had to receive treatment that just happened to have a performance enhancing side effect."
(Please click through and give them a page view. It's pretty funny.)
If aOSU gets wind of this, they might start mistakenly spraying themselves with deer urine. If their basketball team ever plays Fairfield Unviersity (Stags) the result would be hysterical/banned in 12 countries. Mmmmm, doe urine.
Polaroids are not photos taken in arctic regions.
Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass.
Steroids are a part of the asSEC.
This blog is truly outstanding
I'd be pissed. Seriously, if Denard could have thrown a ball because if a banned substance, wouldn't you have been pissed?
Abuse of this substance is extremely serious, and should not be taken lightly. It has been known to result in serious issues such as this:
Stop the joking please!
So what your saying is the secret to EsEeSee football is deer piss, Evian and copper bracelets? Packaged and sold by a male stripper to buff young men? Hmm.