Sorry if this has been done to death, but...
You know how Notre Dame is always played up as "the" Catholic university? And how, like, you know, Catholics should maybe cheer for them because of that?
Well, this hobo's a Catholic hobo and he still thinks ND's an overrated sinkhole full of insufferable bores occupying a patch of ground in one of the places of the earth that God has definitely abandoned, aka South Bend.
Who's with me? Anti-ND Catholics represent!
And Go Blue saecula saeculorm!*
*Latin nerds or more attentive Catholics will undoubtedly be correcting this.