Car Vandalism UM/MSU Weekend

That's so awful and funny all at once, they ought to have an adjective for it.

This morning I drove by all kinds of green grafitti sprayed on a sidewalk along Main street, around Pauline.  Classy, classy, classy.  I couldn't discern the spelling from my car, sadly.  I'm sure there was something headsmack-worthy.

WOW. That sucks, yet is funny at the same time.

My neighbors had about every state fan at their house and they wouldn't stop breaking beer bottles and stuff on the side of  the scUM (my) house so we called the cops and watched them scatter. It was awesome.

HAHAHA

That's Grate.

S+AEE!!!!!

not see that and call 911?

Obviously, that's a crazy day for AA police.  And I have no idea about response times.  But I'd have called, and called again, and walked down the street a block or so behind the people I saw do that, and call again and again and again.  Until a cruiser came.

They were just promoting TeeWorld...

Or were just really excited....STATEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

This poses the question: we all know that if you can't get into college, you go to State.  But what if you can't spell State?

Don't think there could be a more perfect representation of why I hate the idiot fans of that school. You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

I feel bad for your friend, but that is awesome for my psyche.  I know that quite a few individuals at State are thoughtful and articulate individuals, and the depressing fact here is not that they misspelled "State" (I chalk that up to drinking), but that someone (or a bunch of people) thought it would be a great idea to tag someone's car because their school's football team just vanquished a rival.

How long until Lloyd Brady is hanging out the window of that car?

but some STAEE moron(s) also spray-painted the "MSU", "State", etc. all over the sidewalk outside the stadium, NW entrance off Main Street.  Classless as hell.  Maybe we need students to guard the staduim like they guard Sparty at MSU. 

It's like home school except instead of a dedicated mother you get a drunk, dyslexic, and apathetic uncle. "I don't care, spell words however the hell you want. That looks right to me though."

i think six zero needs to somehow immortalize that in T-shirt form

Sounds like they were getting pepper sprayed by the car's owner as they were painting it.

You know, like the Castle Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.

Also I've got a good (it happened to me so maybe not so good, but I'm over it) car vandalism story. I went down to Columbus in 2006 for the OSU-UM game ... my car actually had Ohio license plates but I forgot to take off my UM license plate frame and the night after the game I found a stab hole through the hood of my car.

You stay inside to protect your couch, and they hit your car!

Damn them.  Damn them to Hell!

So this is what an education from MSU gets you, huh? The stupid fucks couldn't even spell part of their own school's name correctly...sad. I think this pretty much sums it up in a nut shell the type of degenerates that god awful school is producing and it's scary!  On a side note, to bad you didn't catch the little bastards, I'm sure it would of been fun putting a beatdown on some Sparty clowns, karmas a bitch!

... but not as bad as this classic tattoo on an Everton supporter:

My family told me that when they were walking among the sea of fans down Hoover after the game, a drunk Spartan fan ran up to one of the cars attempting to get out of the stadium and punched out one of their windows, and sprayed glass all over their kid in his/her carseat next to said window. It's so hard for them to celebrate a win with class.

Enjoy your 7-6 season, Spartans.

Any chance we can get a T-shirt of this? Something like a picture of a spartan with StAEE below it?

hated english and sciene too, don't care much for engineering, it looks like I'm going to MSU..