Caption this Picture: Jim Nance Interrogates Darius Pre-Game
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:52 AM ^
Nantz: "This is how Coach K stands when I blow him"
Darius: "Can we please just talk basketball?" (in his mind: "he's wide open for a sack tap...")
Nantz: "So, do you wake up every morning and say to yourself 'I hate the Fab Five. They ruined everything'? Because that's what I do - I mean, that's what I would do if I were you, you know."
"And that's the second time I got crabs..."
Nantz: "When you watched the Fab Five documentary, did it make you feel kind of guilty? You know, because you wear the same uniform as those boys?"
Morris: "I don't know, sir, did you feel a bit guilty when you watched The Birth of a Nation?"
Lock the thread.
Nance: If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.
Morris: What are you trying to say Jim?
Nance: I’m a peaceful man with bad intentions.
Morris: Are you on drugs?
Nance: I'm on a drug. It's called Jim Nance.
Morris: When's the last time you've used Jim?
Nance: The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
Morris: Umm, OK... I think you're going to resent this interview.
Nance: Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.
Morris: This interview is going nowhere. What is your goal here Jim?
Nance: I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
Morris: This interview is over, loser.
Nance: Winning!
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:47 AM ^
Nantz: "Coach K still thinks you're on your way to being a butterfly, but not quite there yet. Your thoughts?"
Darius: "No Nantz, that's just an attempted sacrifice gone wrong."
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:49 AM ^
J Nantz: "I like the way this concrete wall feels...it's hard, real hard."
D Morris: (polite smile morphs into puzzled look of disapproval as he walks away...quickly)
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:40 PM ^
Are you sure you do not bear it needlessly?
Nantz: So Darius, if I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?