Caption this Picture: Jim Nance Interrogates Darius Pre-Game
March 21st, 2011 at 10:21 PM ^
eff out of my locker room man.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:35 PM ^
Do you still feel the same way about Duke?
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Nantz: Aww hell, baggy shorts and a Michigan shirt; they all look the same to me.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:25 PM ^
Nance: Hey Darius, do you think I can still give coach K. head if you guys pull of the upset?
Darius: Idk man, as long as you don't do it on my fucking court.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:26 PM ^
"So I was thinking--you know--if you--if you're not doing anything later..."
March 21st, 2011 at 10:27 PM ^
Nance: I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:29 PM ^
Just be the best Darius Morris you can be. I strive to be the best Jim Nantz I can be because it's the only thing I'm the best at.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:29 PM ^
(Thinking) Oh fuck, it's a black guy.
It's not Tiger Woods!
March 21st, 2011 at 10:32 PM ^
You know, you really do talk well , for um a...point guard.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:32 PM ^
nance: so you call this thing here a "wall" ?
and who the fuck is that over there taking notes?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:33 PM ^
"So after you drove past the whole MSU team and shot a perfect layup, WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT!?!?!"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:34 PM ^
Darius... I was wondering, is uh... is Vogrich seeing anybody?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:34 PM ^
Nance- Wait until game and I get in one last dig in on the Fab 5. Until then I am going to strike my best Captain Morgan pose.
Darius- Whatevs, just don't fucking call me the Butterfly.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:35 PM ^
Nance: Do you have facebook or something?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:35 PM ^
"Darius, do you like gladiator movies?"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:52 PM ^
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Darius, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:36 PM ^
Nance: you like the jacket?
D-Mo: Not really...
Nance: Thanks its new
March 21st, 2011 at 10:36 PM ^
"Are you realy a butterfly?"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:37 PM ^
he is one soggy pickle.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:38 PM ^
How you doin?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:44 PM ^
Not too bad. How you doin'?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:39 PM ^
March 21st, 2011 at 10:39 PM ^
Morris:
Nantz: Over that way? Okay, sir.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:43 PM ^
"I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I... I'm friends with Merlin Olsen too. He comes over on occasion."
March 21st, 2011 at 10:45 PM ^
Darius: Are we awake?
Nance: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Darius: Yes, we are.
Nance: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.
/Mel Brooks
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:02 AM ^
15's my lmit on schnitzengruben
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:31 PM ^
I thought this one fit as well:
Darius: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Nantz: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...
Darius: Well, let's play chess.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:45 PM ^
So you're here to play against Duke? Fascinating. I never realized that there were two teams out there.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:46 PM ^
Nance: So, Darius, what's your favorite part of the tournament so far?
D-Mo: "DUH. WINNING"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:47 PM ^
Nantz: "Any chance you'll report back to me after the next 'Black Guy Meeting' to tell you how the whole Jalen/Grant thing is playing out?"
March 21st, 2011 at 11:10 PM ^
Aside to reporter: "Boy, that Dontavious sure is a strapping young fella isn't he?"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:48 PM ^
This has so much caption, photoshop, and gif potential, but I just don't have the energy.
Paging chunkems...
March 21st, 2011 at 11:00 PM ^
"The Masters is an event unlike any other, Darius."
March 21st, 2011 at 11:00 PM ^
Nantz: Is your father an astronaut? Because he's taken all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Morris: Nah, man. My dad was a caterpillar.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:19 PM ^
"Hey, baby. Come here often?"
But, that's why you have 33,771 MGoPoints, and I don't.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:01 PM ^
Nance: Alright hold still now. I'm telling you, these guys are real pros. Bill, on the right there, got his art degree from Washtenaw Community College. The other guy, Stan, his only job is to capture the subtle nuances of your face. Try a more pouty look, or a Zoolander.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:15 PM ^
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
March 21st, 2011 at 11:15 PM ^
Nantz: "Who all seen the leprechaun say 'Yeaaaaaaa'"
March 21st, 2011 at 11:20 PM ^
Peyton and I can get you a great deal on a Playstation. We are tight with Sony, really man.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:20 PM ^
Jim Nantz: Hey Darius, do you know how to spell my last name?
Morris: Of course I do Jim. It's N-A-N-T-Z. Only people who don't know how to use Google spell it N-A-N-C-E.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:21 PM ^
Nantz: Boy that MC Hammer really is something isn't he? What do you listen to?
Darius: Yeezy.
Nantz: Easy-E? Oh, my daughters used to like him. We also really like that Michael Jackson guy.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:42 PM ^
"We especially liked Jackson after he turned white. No, wait....I like black guys who are white on the INSIDE. My bad."
Nantz would not know who Easy-E was.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:36 PM ^
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
March 21st, 2011 at 11:41 PM ^
"I know you guys are all alike, where is the money?"
March 21st, 2011 at 11:42 PM ^
Guy with clipboard: so it's says here on this transcript Mr. Nantz that you were going to perform some rather unspeakable acts on Mr. Morris and his teammates when you saw them next. They include a couple of terms we haven't heard before, including a "Blue Devil Dookie" and a "Whitey Washout.". Cate to explain yourself?
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<br>Nantz: that's not me. You have the wrong guy!
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<br>Clipboard guy: so your AIM name is not 'Shagging_McNantzy'?
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<br>Nantz: (shakes head, looks startled)
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<br>Morris: how about you take a seat.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:50 PM ^
How about lavender?
Nantz: How about not?
March 21st, 2011 at 11:52 PM ^
Do you always make Stu take down your interview quotes?
Morris: No, but if he wants me to pass it to him during the game, he better have those down.
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:01 AM ^
Nantz: Good thing that alter boy is taking notes in his trapper keeper, otherwise the whole world would be seeing what the ladies affectionately refer to as the "Heat Seeking Moisture Missle."
Darius: Not much to see there homie. This is all very awkward. Im gonna go make some dookies look stupid. And that altar boy..... He's not taking notes.... He's doing an amateur sketch. Like I said....... Awkward.