Hilarity potential: magnificent.
so much for that
Caption this Picture: Jim Nance Interrogates Darius Pre-Game
March 21st, 2011 at 10:19 PM
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Caption this Picture: Jim Nance Interrogates Darius Pre-Game
March 21st, 2011 at 10:21 PM | 
Get the...
Get the...
March 21st, 2011 at 10:35 PM |
Nantz: So Jalen...
Nantz: So Jalen...
Do you still feel the same way about Duke?
<inaudible offscreen comment>
Nantz: Aww hell, baggy shorts and a Michigan shirt; they all look the same to me.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:25 PM |
Nance: Hey Darius, do you
Nance: Hey Darius, do you
Nance: Hey Darius, do you think I can still give coach K. head if you guys pull of the upset?
Darius: Idk man, as long as you don't do it on my fucking court.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:26 PM |
"So I was thinking--you
"So I was thinking--you
"So I was thinking--you know--if you--if you're not doing anything later..."
March 21st, 2011 at 10:27 PM |
I've got some hookers in my
I've got some hookers in my
Nance: I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.
I'm known to many as the songbird of my generation.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:29 PM |
Just be the best Darius
Just be the best Darius
Just be the best Darius Morris you can be. I strive to be the best Jim Nantz I can be because it's the only thing I'm the best at.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:29 PM |
(Thinking) Oh fuck, it's a
(Thinking) Oh fuck, it's a
(Thinking) Oh fuck, it's a black guy.
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:53 AM |
And
And
It's not Tiger Woods!
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:32 PM |
Ha
Ha
You know, you really do talk well , for um a...point guard.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:32 PM |
so
so
nance: so you call this thing here a "wall" ?
and who the fuck is that over there taking notes?
I am not really Coach Schiano. -Coach Schiano on Mgoblog
March 21st, 2011 at 10:33 PM |
Nance to Darius
Nance to Darius
"So after you drove past the whole MSU team and shot a perfect layup, WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT!?!?!"
Abort, Retry, Fail?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:34 PM |
So, umm..
So, umm..
Darius... I was wondering, is uh... is Vogrich seeing anybody?
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
March 21st, 2011 at 10:34 PM |
Nance- Wait until game and I
Nance- Wait until game and I
Nance- Wait until game and I get in one last dig in on the Fab 5. Until then I am going to strike my best Captain Morgan pose.
Darius- Whatevs, just don't fucking call me the Butterfly.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:35 PM |
Nance: Do you have facebook
Nance: Do you have facebook
Nance: Do you have facebook or something?
Hail to the Victors Valiant!! Hail to the Conquering Heroes!!
March 21st, 2011 at 10:35 PM |
"Darius, do you like
"Darius, do you like
"Darius, do you like gladiator movies?"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:52 PM |
Darius
Darius
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
March 22nd, 2011 at 8:26 AM |
Darius, have you ever seen a
Darius, have you ever seen a
Darius, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo
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March 21st, 2011 at 10:36 PM |
Nance: you like the
Nance: you like the
Nance: you like the jacket?
D-Mo: Not really...
Nance: Thanks its new
Status: Pending
March 21st, 2011 at 10:36 PM |
"Are you realy a butterfly?"
"Are you realy a butterfly?"
"Are you realy a butterfly?"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:37 PM |
I think the Mich fans have really got Nantz's number;
I think the Mich fans have really got Nantz's number;
he is one soggy pickle.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:38 PM |
How you doin?
How you doin?
How you doin?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:44 PM |
Not too bad. How you doin'?
Not too bad. How you doin'?
Not too bad. How you doin'?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:39 PM |
Nantz
Nantz
Darius Morris, maybe he should be called Darius Bore-is... eh? No?
NOLAN SMITH'S PARENTS ARE TEACHERS!
"Nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours."
March 21st, 2011 at 10:39 PM |
Morris:
Nantz: Over
Morris:
Nantz: Over
March 21st, 2011 at 10:43 PM |
"I have many leather-bound
"I have many leather-bound
"I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I... I'm friends with Merlin Olsen too. He comes over on occasion."
March 21st, 2011 at 10:45 PM |
/Mel Brooks
/Mel Brooks
Darius: Are we awake?
Nance: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Darius: Yes, we are.
Nance: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.
/Mel Brooks
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:02 AM |
+1 for Blazing Saddles quote
+1 for Blazing Saddles quote
15's my lmit on schnitzengruben
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:31 PM |
I thought this one fit as
I thought this one fit as
I thought this one fit as well:
Darius: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Nantz: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...
Darius: Well, let's play chess.
I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:45 PM |
Nantz
Nantz
So you're here to play against Duke? Fascinating. I never realized that there were two teams out there.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:46 PM |
Nance: So, Darius, what's
Nance: So, Darius, what's
Nance: So, Darius, what's your favorite part of the tournament so far?
D-Mo: "DUH. WINNING"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:47 PM |
No, Nantz
No, Nantz
Nantz: "Any chance you'll report back to me after the next 'Black Guy Meeting' to tell you how the whole Jalen/Grant thing is playing out?"
March 21st, 2011 at 11:10 PM |
Aside to reporter: "Boy, that
Aside to reporter: "Boy, that
Aside to reporter: "Boy, that Dontavious sure is a strapping young fella isn't he?"
March 21st, 2011 at 10:48 PM |
This has so much caption,
This has so much caption,
This has so much caption, photoshop, and gif potential, but I just don't have the energy.
Paging chunkems...
March 21st, 2011 at 11:00 PM |
golf
golf
"The Masters is an event unlike any other, Darius."
"..."
March 21st, 2011 at 11:00 PM |
Nantz: Is your father an
Nantz: Is your father an
Nantz: Is your father an astronaut? Because he's taken all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Morris: Nah, man. My dad was a caterpillar.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:19 PM |
I was going to write...
I was going to write...
"Hey, baby. Come here often?"
But, that's why you have 33,771 MGoPoints, and I don't.
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
March 21st, 2011 at 11:01 PM |
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Nance: Alright hold still now. I'm telling you, these guys are real pros. Bill, on the right there, got his art degree from Washtenaw Community College. The other guy, Stan, his only job is to capture the subtle nuances of your face. Try a more pouty look, or a Zoolander.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-RIP Mitch
March 21st, 2011 at 11:15 PM |
Darius
Darius
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
March 21st, 2011 at 11:15 PM |
Posted with a beer in my hand
Posted with a beer in my hand
Nantz: "Who all seen the leprechaun say 'Yeaaaaaaa'"
So much of the music we hear today is this pre-programmed, electronic "disco"
March 21st, 2011 at 11:20 PM |
Peyton and I can get you a
Peyton and I can get you a
Peyton and I can get you a great deal on a Playstation. We are tight with Sony, really man.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:20 PM |
Jim Nantz: Hey Darius, do you
Jim Nantz: Hey Darius, do you
Jim Nantz: Hey Darius, do you know how to spell my last name?
Morris: Of course I do Jim. It's N-A-N-T-Z. Only people who don't know how to use Google spell it N-A-N-C-E.
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
March 21st, 2011 at 11:21 PM |
Nantz: Boy that MC Hammer
Nantz: Boy that MC Hammer
Nantz: Boy that MC Hammer really is something isn't he? What do you listen to?
Darius: Yeezy.
Nantz: Easy-E? Oh, my daughters used to like him. We also really like that Michael Jackson guy.
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
March 21st, 2011 at 11:42 PM |
Nantz-
Nantz-
"We especially liked Jackson after he turned white. No, wait....I like black guys who are white on the INSIDE. My bad."
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:04 AM |
Nantz would not know who
Nantz would not know who
Nantz would not know who Easy-E was.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:36 PM |
Nantz to Morris
Nantz to Morris
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
March 21st, 2011 at 11:41 PM |
"Tell me where the Fab 5 hid the money"
"Tell me where the Fab 5 hid the money"
"I know you guys are all alike, where is the money?"
March 21st, 2011 at 11:42 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
Guy with clipboard: so it's says here on this transcript Mr. Nantz that you were going to perform some rather unspeakable acts on Mr. Morris and his teammates when you saw them next. They include a couple of terms we haven't heard before, including a "Blue Devil Dookie" and a "Whitey Washout.". Cate to explain yourself?
Nantz: that's not me. You have the wrong guy!
Clipboard guy: so your AIM name is not 'Shagging_McNantzy'?
Nantz: (shakes head, looks startled)
Morris: how about you take a seat.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:50 PM |
D-Mo:
D-Mo:
How about lavender?
Nantz: How about not?
March 21st, 2011 at 11:52 PM |
Nantz:
Nantz:
Do you always make Stu take down your interview quotes?
Morris: No, but if he wants me to pass it to him during the game, he better have those down.
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:01 AM |
Nantz
Nantz
Nantz: Good thing that alter boy is taking notes in his trapper keeper, otherwise the whole world would be seeing what the ladies affectionately refer to as the "Heat Seeking Moisture Missle."
Darius: Not much to see there homie. This is all very awkward. Im gonna go make some dookies look stupid. And that altar boy..... He's not taking notes.... He's doing an amateur sketch. Like I said....... Awkward.
eff out of my locker room man.