They're getting back answers like "tradition" and "excellence." I figured we could do better. Or, you know, worse. Winner gets nothing. We can't even plus you for it.
An iPod nano?? Wow Michigan fans are living in the past...
I think this one is pretty good.
...with an almost disabling reverence for history.
....where's my maize ascot to match my blue lily pulitzer sports coat...this is a game day tailgate, not casual Friday ! And somebody better top of my flute of champagne soon too !
Fuck a honey badger
I shot J Rrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
Probably don't get this. I thought it was perfect though.
Old enough to remember. Nice.
Brian's Fats Aunts
- Ace Williams
to puss-faced alpacas!
...a rabid cocker-spanial until some myopic asshole shot me.
Is that really a blonde Wolverine? I'm half convinced it was a pissed Cocker spaniel that was shot in the arse right before the kill shot...
Still laughing at this one
DOWN IN FRONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell Brad Richards that slapshot to the ass hurt!
Beat those hairless nuts into peanut butter. Mmmm peanut butter.
Let me at their left tackle; I'll take the QB down myself.
I swear if GERG tries to rub me in one more sweaty defender's face I swear I'm going to ruin someone...
Is there something in my teeth?
junior science fair is Little Bobby Frankenstein who successful merged the family Golden Retriever with a rabid cat found in his fathers laboratory.
Die that coat Maize with a blue scarf.
"Jeepers, Shaggy and Scooby, it was the mikman dressed up as Al Borges trying to scare away the OL from blocking the whole time! And he probably would've gotten away with it too if wasn't for us meddling kids!"
I may be an albino wolverine, but I'll still kick your ass! Albinos have feelings too!
Is that an albino wolverine?
"At least they shot and stuffed me before last week's MSU game."
"You, too, can learn how to express my anal glands by reading MGoBlog."
That is an horrible example of taxidermy.
"If I was alive, the asshole who put this scarf on me wouldn't be."