Because it's Friday, and I ain't got much to do...
So.... Winner gets a hearty pat on the internet back.
I don't have a funny caption, but man, Hoke looks like he's the only one who wants to be there. Anybody want to give a rundown of who's who on the photo?
Totally what I was thinking.
Umm...I think I can name a few.
Dunno about the 3 to the left of Hoke.
Next to Hoke is Curtis Blackwell, one of the event organizers who also does Max Ex with some of the kids. I think he coaches the team that we've had Shane, Khalid Hill, Jourdan Lewis, and Norfleet on.
Dunno about the one to his right. I think another co-organizer but I'm not positive.
Then there's Mork, his secondary coach, and his WR coach.
I don't see Dileo anywhere in this picture....
"coach hoke, coach hoke - any idea on where that vicious fart came from?"
"Dantonio farted. Smells just like Staee."
When was the last time u smiled?
All I want to know is how a blue jay soaring in excellence is different from a blue jay soaring in mediocrity.
That's not a caption, rather a very serious question.
Clearly, if you consider the airspeed velocity of a laden vs. unladen blue jay, you will have the answer.
"WEEeeelll...you see Heiko,....I'd have to say the most tremendous asshole in the room is right over there....the one in the green shirt to be clear."
"He Mad. Nope, not him... the guy three seats down. Green shirt. Yep, him"
"...and with that, I will hand it over to Mark Dantonio, who will demonstrate the classic 'What are YOU looking at?' posture and show us how not to answer questions from the media. Mark?"
Reporter: "Coach Hoke, how have you been able to so totally and thoroughly dominate the recruiting scene in the state?"
Hoke: "Well, don't sleep on this guy over here now. He's still layin' in the weeds."
Wasn't Urbz supposed to be there? What happened to him?
Reporter: "So who gets the NEXT question?"
This is a question for everyone: "What do you think the future of conference realignment is? Let's start with guy on the far left and work our way down."
To whom shall I direct the next question?
The guy on the far left is Joe Biden.
No, I'm pretty sure it's face palm guy's dad.
Talk to the guy in the green shirt over there.
"Oh you're only a 2 star? That guy in the green shirt would love to have you." **Followed by the look on Mark's face**
Reporter: "So which one of you is DatBull4Life?"
"You're double parked."
Where did that picture come from? This is a borderline "that can't possibly be real" kind of pictures.
Also, I don't think you know what "double parked" means.
and I got the pic from MGoBlog.
Crazy. I remember that column, but don't remember that picture. Well, thank you for bringing it back into my life.
I was just teasing about the double-parking thing. Joshin' ya. Pullin' yer leg. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean.
But as soon as I clicked to post, I was thinking, "I know someone is going to get on me for the inaccuracy!" Dah! :)
No! That's not double-parking, either! You guys, c'mon! Are you teasing me? Jeez, you guys.
Isn't double parking where you park a car on top of another car?
They do realize that their plate reads "STD MSU"... seems fitting I guess for the guy in the decked out Pontiac Solstice.
I like how the license plate says STD MSU. Sounds pretty accurate
Most likely to field a 5* player, from left to right...
Hoke: "HAHAHAHA...no, no, no, that guy worked for sweater vest."
Dantonio: " Stop laughing at me....I'm serious."
"I just extend my finger like this, point it at recruits, and they commit. Quite simple."
One coach appears to be a large, confident, assertive, outgoing personality who is happy to be there, and the other looks like a guy who wishes he was alone in front of his mirror practicing his scowl.
"Coach Dantonio, if MSU doesn't make the Rose Bowl this year, when is the next time they will? over/under 20 years?"
"Well Drew, since Peppers committed I've been about right here, at 3 o'clock. Now if Hand commits soon, you can expect midnight."
Ghost of Yost?
Hoke: "That guy just touched my nuts!"
Guy on the far left: "ughh again, sick of this!"
2 guys left of Hoke: "same shit different day."
Guy on his phone 2nd to the right of Hoke: "This Vine is gonna be the SHIT!"
Guy all the way on the right at the end: "Who's hand is that on my nuts?"
"Where's Urban- he's still over there in the hallway admiring a janitor's ass."
"Longsnapper is actually a really important position, Shane. Smoke Green, Snort White!"