A week ago I got was at a party when I noticed a girl wearing a sparty shirt. Drunk as I was, I couldn't help but talk a lil bit of friendly smack, after wich I was told I was a walmart wolverine because I didn't attend Michigan.
My rebutle was that I had been a diehard Michigan fan scince I was old enough to talk. Point in case when I was real young and we lost to northwestern(95?) I was outside after the game playing with my Michigan football, in my riddell football outfit(plastic M helmet with the cheap jersey and pants)some random person drove by and shouted MICHIGAN SUCKS. As they stopped at the light, I picked up a rock and threw it at their truck, breaking a window. The guy came up to my house to talk to my dad afterwords and my dad wrote them a check to fix the window.
My question is, Regardless of how much your emotionally attached to the program, can you be a "Michigan Man" if you never attended the University of Michigan?
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