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January 19th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
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Speed Kills
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Calling all Photoshop Wizards

I'm really ticked at the shady things Al Golden has been doing on the recruiting trail. I'm well aware that it's a tough business, but he's publicly gone after our kids in a very distasteful way.

I tried to find some funny photoshops or animated gifs of him, but nada...

He threw the first stone, payback is a bitch!

EDIT: TomVH seems to agree: See Here

Full res pic link: Here

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
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Is it really that shady or

Is it really that shady or distasteful? It's pretty much par for the course when the buzzards come out to pick the little bit of meat off a dead carcass.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
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First...

No. 

Stealing athletic skill position recruits is one thing, stealing kickers is another... especially when your taking from the team with literally the worst kicking game in the country. 

Also, I resent the insinuation that we are a dead carcass.... you're a dead carcass. 

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:28 PM
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Not familiar with what Al

Not familiar with what Al Golden is doing exactly, but why does it matter that the kid is a Kicker?  Why should Miami cut us slack because our kicking game sucked last year?

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
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I don't like it when we get

I don't like it when we get snake oiled, but we steal players too. it's part of recruiting. We must all remember that all is fair in love, war, and recruiting.

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January 19th, 2011 at 8:17 PM
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MMarchingband243
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Lets remember Roundtree

We snake oiled prospects away from other schools too, it's a give and take buisness. Remember Roundtree(Purdue) and Barnum(Florida) and of course Dorsey(Florida). Its all part of the modern game of football.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
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OK

lets not be Boise State here.

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January 19th, 2011 at 8:24 PM
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Who?

Who?

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
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He's going to sweat like a

He's going to sweat like a mofo in Miami with that shirt and tie on.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
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I for one welcome the

I for one welcome the ridicule of Golden. Anybody who takes a kicker from us is on the same level as a bratty kid grabbing a handful of change out of a homeless man's cup and running off laughing. 

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
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Guinea pig salesman

Crap...don't know how to upload a photoshop file. Been searching the meta files, but I can't figure it out...

Anyone know where I go to find info on uploading something that's not in URL format? 

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
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TinyPic

http://tinypic.com/

You don't even sign up for an account.

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
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Thanks Blue Bunny

Much appreciated

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:30 PM
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genericmichiganfan
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Is my sarcasm meter broken or

Is my sarcasm meter broken or are you guys serious? What is the big deal about going after other teams' recruits considering we do the exact same thing? (And don't give me the coaching transition excuse. If Ohio State suddenly made a coaching change, are you telling me you wouldn't want us going after every single recruit?)

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
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Not your personal army.

Not your personal army.

 

 

Edit: Check your sarcasm meter.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:33 PM
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you know i'm in

The Ohio Bobcat strikes again!

bobcat

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
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He's a wiley one that Bobcat.

He's a wiley one that Bobcat.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
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He avenges all of our losses.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
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It looks like that bobcat has

It looks like that bobcat has a hold of something tender in that picture

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:44 PM
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I can't tell if that Bobcat

I can't tell if that Bobcat gives terrible handjobs or super awesome handjobs. Looks to be a little of both.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
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oHOWiHATEohioSTATE
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I dont know

I don't know about hand jobs but I know he needs to work on his tackling skills!

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
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If it's a Bobcat, they are

If it's a Bobcat, they are "pawjobs."

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
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mdoc
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There are definitely claws involved, so I'd say he caters to a specific type of handjobee.

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
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BlueDragon
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Dr. F's always down

frankenfurter

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
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mdoc
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Welp

There goes next week's boners.

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January 19th, 2011 at 8:25 PM
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You don't need a boner with

You don't need a boner with Dr. Frankenfurter.  He brings you to the throes of ecstasy with the power of his mind.

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
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This is interesting.  I have

This is interesting.  I have no idea where Rufus's torso or legs went.  Maybe Al Golden gave birth to Rufus out of his rear end and he's trying to pull himself into the light before he gets sucked back up in there.

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
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mdoc
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That's his recruiting pitch - "I'm Coach Al Golden, and I shit wildcats."

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January 19th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
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There is a reason that there is a national signing day

All recruits are live game until they sign on the doted line. I mean come on last year when USC lost their coach everyone here wanted to know if any of their verbal commits would be interested in Michigan. Then when Kiffen left UT we all wanted to raid them. How is this any different?

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
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Guinea pig salesman

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:31 PM
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For a second there...

For a second there I though Al got a hold of GERG's stuffed beaver.

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
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T.W.S.W.B.Champions
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Insert your own caption!

What's Al Golden saying in this photo?  Here's a couple to start...

TOUCHDOWN!

or

I TOLD YOU I WOULD BRING US TO A BOWL MY FIRST YEAR!

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
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I LOVE THE NEW COACH'S

I LOVE THE NEW COACH'S CHAIR!

THIS THING IS STUCK TO MY BEHIND!

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January 19th, 2011 at 7:47 PM
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gotta take a dump

 

 

edit: same idea right before mine

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January 19th, 2011 at 8:22 PM
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Al Golden: Ostrich Cowboy

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January 19th, 2011 at 11:10 PM
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Please Hammer,

Don't hurt 'em

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January 20th, 2011 at 12:08 AM
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It's all about layers and erasers yo!

Go search youtube there's tons of photoshop tutorials on there. It's fairly easy once you understand how to use layers,erasers and brushes.

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