Butt-hurt open thread
Seeing as though their are currently seven threads on the board devoted to expressing just how butt-hurt everyone is over the game on Saturday I thought it might be helpful to consolidate them all into one butt-hurt post. Here is the place to express your every thought on:
1. The poor officiating
2. The injustice of scheduling the game in the first place
3. Bama cheating!
4. Bama not making players go to class
5. Mean old Sparty players saying mean things about us
6. The SEC and how they all cheat
7. Poor play calling
8. Lousy tackling & defensive schemes
9. Any other butt-hurt items not covered above
Lord knows we cant just suck it up and deal with the fact we just got curb-stomped by a team WAY better than us and move on to game #2 without letting the world know just how injured our feelings are about the game.
Edit: You can also use this thread to make up ridiculous positives that no one believes we can take out of the game in a silly attempt to try and block out the fact we got dominated in each and every phase of the game.
September 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 PM ^
God no. The uniforms were legit blinding.. I want these uniforms again. Is this so damn hard?
September 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM ^
But I just have that bad feeling that Saturday's away uni's are a precursor to, and I really hate to say this, but all maise uniforms for the OSU game.
Let's just think total fan outrage.
But if the players like this stuff, then who are we to bitch about it?
September 3rd, 2012 at 11:42 PM ^
We need to wear our home unis for the Ohio State game. And Ohio State needs to wear theirs when they come to AA. Like Michigan and Ohio State used to do back in the day. True throwback unis.
September 3rd, 2012 at 11:38 PM ^
September 3rd, 2012 at 1:37 PM ^
I suck at youtube. I'm actually glad it's Monday.
September 3rd, 2012 at 2:56 PM ^
September 3rd, 2012 at 8:13 PM ^
You are "allowed" to bitch and whine and act like a 12 year old girl all you want. It's a free county and this is the internet for God's sake.
And I'm equally allowed to mock your behavior, call you a pussy and lament the fact that fans like you clog up the stadium yelling "down in front", wonder why we don't go undefeated every game of every season and generally fucking up my good time.
See...everybody wins.
September 3rd, 2012 at 2:58 PM ^
Bama big and fast
aided by oversigning
and blind referees
September 3rd, 2012 at 3:25 PM ^
September 3rd, 2012 at 5:03 PM ^
So much so that he hosted the alabama coaching staff this summer to give pointers on defending against Michigan.
September 3rd, 2012 at 10:35 PM ^
Is this true?
September 4th, 2012 at 12:25 AM ^
September 3rd, 2012 at 5:13 PM ^
I flipped to Fox during halftime and one little-noticed butt-hurt moment was Erin Andrews having to babysit the likes of Joey Harrington ("they need Fitz in there!") in the studio.
Great career move there.
September 3rd, 2012 at 5:17 PM ^
September 3rd, 2012 at 5:22 PM ^
September 3rd, 2012 at 8:40 PM ^
Alabama is to College Football what cocaine is to drugs. Very powerful indeed.
September 3rd, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^
"Alabama is to College Football what speedballs are to drugs"
Fixed to my thinking!
September 4th, 2012 at 1:02 AM ^
I'm optimistic about how the team played in the second half. Some of this may have been due to bama putting it on cruse control. But the team fought back and a lot of young players did well.
The team and coaches know they have to work harder to compete with the likes of Bama and I think this team will make some big improvement within the next month!
I still think we have a shot at an 8-4 or 9-3 record and to win the B1G championship!